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Re: molotov everything is a fallacy

When you molotov a..let's say, car, there's still more to be molotoved. Next you've gotta molotov the remnants of the car. All the wheels that flew off, the glass in the driveway, the main frame. ...

Forum: Completed

01-26-2013, 11:57 AM

Replies: 47

We need more thanks per day.

Views: 1,247

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: We need more thanks per day.

Our Thanks should roll over: 50% of unused Thanks rollover for future use but all Thanks have to be used within one week (7 days) from the Thank's start date lest be forfeited outright and in...

Forum: Der Politik

01-26-2013, 05:05 AM

Replies: 81

Is another Hitler possible?

Views: 1,274

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: Is another Hitler possible?

Mmm, truthfully, I feel pathetic being the same species as Adolf Hitler. This probably will be critiqued on a site as sad as Zoklet, but its how I feel. I want to cry and vomit when I watch films...

Forum: LOL, Internet

01-08-2013, 03:56 PM

Replies: 39

Zdzislaw Beksinski: Best thing to come out of Poland since pornstar Kasia

Views: 1,391

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: Zdzislaw Beksinski: Best thing to come out of Poland since pornstar Kasia

I don't think I could ever forget this video

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2043471591

Forum: Graduation to Obligation

01-04-2013, 11:08 AM

Replies: 80

Poll: So how many of you have been to college?

Views: 1,738

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: So how many of you have been to college?

You know who's just the worst? Engineering students.

Seriously, I've never seen a collection of students bitch so god-damned fucking much about the "homework" and "how hard the tests are". And...

Forum: What's Good

01-03-2013, 12:47 PM

Replies: 31

Good things about winter

Views: 656

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: Good things about winter

hockey season

Forum: This Just In!

12-28-2012, 04:51 AM

Replies: 29

'Alien'-Like Skulls Found in Mexico

Views: 705

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: 'Alien'-Like Skulls Found in Mexico

almost as disquieting as circumcision :hrmph:

Forum: TV and Movies

11-22-2012, 11:42 PM

Replies: 151

The walking dead season 3

Views: 7,669

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: The walking dead season 3

theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever dooooo

Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships

11-27-2012, 02:08 AM

Replies: 18

I want to fuck my teacher?

Views: 4,253

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: I want to fuck my teacher?

why would you wait until after youre 18? that takes (the fun) half of the blackmail out of it

Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships

11-09-2012, 09:37 PM

Replies: 22

role play sex

Views: 1,160

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: role play sex

Dress up like hobbits and walk around for 15 fucking hours

Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships

11-12-2012, 04:41 PM

Replies: 53

To those in favor of gay marriage

Views: 1,344

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: To those in favor of gay marriage

What if, after picking your parachute, the host removes one of the other parachutes and allows you the option to switch? THEN WHAT??!

Also, inb4 10 out of 10 gay marriages end in BUTTHURT

Forum: TV and Movies

11-06-2012, 09:28 PM

Replies: 151

The walking dead season 3

Views: 7,669

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: The walking dead season 3

Don't you get it? They're stuck on an island, you fucking inbred.

Forum: What's Good

11-01-2012, 09:23 PM

Replies: 8

I verbally pwned my sister

Views: 337

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: I verbally pwned my sister

should have sexually pwned her

Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry

10-31-2012, 02:29 AM

Replies: 57

How much do you smoke in a day?

Views: 1,232

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: How much do you smoke in a day?

I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot

Forum: Bat Country

10-25-2012, 07:12 PM

Replies: 26

You are in a room with a gun with one bullet...

Views: 376

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: You are in a room with a gun with one bullet...

While I appreciated LeBlanc's early portrayal of "Joey" as an affable, yet struggling actor, I feel as though he failed to develop into a worthwhile character. While he may have grown into a...

Forum: LOL, Internet

10-25-2012, 02:00 PM

Replies: 13

Must see video - Spider on crack

Views: 560

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: Must see video - Spider on crack

War Machines from Mars - YouTube

:lsd: :lsd: :lsd:

Forum: Support and Suggestions

10-20-2012, 06:07 PM

Replies: 24

Posters with stupid unnecessary long user nicknames

Views: 721

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: Posters with stupid unnecessary long user nicknames

Everyone's username should either be a 1 or a 0 :hrmph:

Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry

10-17-2012, 01:53 PM

Replies: 28

shrooms vs acid

Views: 646

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: shrooms vs acid

Can't speak for acid, but in my experience with shrooms I only got those negative (^i liked that phrase, "creeping shadow"^) feelings when I went off by myself. Like when I've had to take a shit and...

Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas

10-16-2012, 04:20 PM

Replies: 19

how to destroy an evil hostel

Views: 559

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: how to destroy an evil hostel

Kill yourself in the middle of the lobby, haunt them for eternity.

Forum: Viva La Sports

10-16-2012, 05:03 PM

Replies: 7

Shoes you play your sports in

Views: 434

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: Shoes you play your sports in

http://www.hockeyrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ccm-jamie-girl-skates.jpg

Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry

10-10-2012, 12:16 PM

Replies: 71

If you could get high with anyone who ever lived..........

Views: 1,752

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: If you could get high with anyone who ever lived..........

taylor swift

Forum: Viva La Sports

10-08-2012, 01:14 PM

Replies: 380

Archived: 2012 Major League Baseball Season - WS CHAMPS SAN FRANCISCO MIDGETS - Offseason

Views: 9,746

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: 2012 Major League Baseball Season

Of the 13 triple crown winners since 1900 (and excluding Cabrera for the time being), only 5 won the MVP award in the respective season. Of course, triple crowns were much more common over the first...

Forum: Bat Country

05-16-2011, 01:14 AM

Replies: 21

Hmm, amazingly ugly but with a 10/10 body

Views: 804

Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier

Re: Hmm, amazingly ugly but with a 10/10 body

:hrmph:

:hrmph: :hrmph:

2/10 + 10/10 = 12/20 = 6/10 > 5/10