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Forum: Der Politik 04-30-2012, 06:48 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,845
Posted By Cory
Re: Crazed fanatics attacking shit they don't agree with.

Many of these people are pretty much cultists. They literally think that anyone who doesn't support them is just "brainwashed". Then they proceed to get all of their information from Youtube videos...
Forum: Travel and World Language 04-14-2012, 02:22 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,540
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Copping heroin in North Korea

i watched a documentary a couple of years ago about north koreans crossing the border into china. there they get smuggled by chinese into thailand, where they would catch a plane into south korea and...
Forum: Der Politik 03-24-2012, 07:45 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,285
Posted By L33tz
Re: Syria: The Sophie's Choice that Isn't

never say this
Forum: Neurons & Needles 04-27-2011, 12:26 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 854
Posted By docus
You are not so smart.

This is an excellent collection of articles about human psycholgy.

http://youarenotsosmart.com/all-posts/

I'm eating these up right now, it's 2:30 AM and I just can't stop reading them.
...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-09-2011, 05:02 AM
Replies: 205
Views: 6,483
Posted By Hydroponichronic
Re: Psychopharmacology 101, 201, 301, and 401

As it were, I have a small penis so now I seek validation from random strangers on the internet.

You fucking cunt, believe it or not, human beings engage in discourse to test their perspectives...
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-27-2011, 05:20 AM
Replies: 475
Views: 11,919
Posted By ilovechronic
Re: Shield Japan - Mind Experiment

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2633/3876677092_29d09f39da.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-27-2011, 05:30 AM
Replies: 475
Views: 11,919
Posted By The Greek
Re: Shield Japan - Mind Experiment

^I'm not reading that pile of shit
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 02-27-2011, 04:41 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 3,923
Posted By Zay
Arguing with idiots on public forums was the best writing course I ever took.

Does anyone else feel this way? I do a lot of peer grading and critiquing in 300 level English classes and 80% of people's writing just fucking sucks.

When I was twelve I discovered internet and...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 02-08-2011, 08:02 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 8,477
Posted By crazzyass
Re: You know, I'm finally starting to see the point in believing in this God dude.

Because I disagree with your views I'm incapable of love? Suck it, you self-righteous prick. If that isn't superiority, I don't know what is.

In order to be enlightened you actually have to...
Forum: What's Good 02-11-2011, 01:07 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,631
Posted By IWD
Re: Justin Bieber is God

You know, the only people that legitly HATE that kid are losers. I'm not a fan of his music, and I find seeing him slightly annoying.. but it's only because I'm jealous. I'll admit it and you pussies...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 01-24-2011, 12:05 AM
Replies: 693
Views: 19,359
Posted By Resign the King
Re: Jung's Archetypes and Dawkins' Memes

Patton was arguing specifically against an immaterial soul. He wasn't denying that 'the entire activity of everything' was involved in consciousness. He said as much in his posts. He was saying that...
Forum: Der Politik 01-12-2011, 07:05 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 882
Posted By Son of Liberty
Rant War = Imminent (in soon-to-be S. Sudan)

First off - War in Sudan - okay, it's kinda obvious, har har, let's get over that and discuss the specifics, the who, what, when, why, how -- shall we?

As we all know, Sudan has been fucked for a...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 12-31-2010, 06:20 AM
Replies: 831
Views: 27,261
Posted By Nero
Re: Weird thing happend in manaoag philippine church.

How funny and poignant! That must mean you're right!

It's actually an acronym for Cunts Hated by I.

But really, don't be a fucking idiot. Don't intentionally be a fucking idiot. We do know...
Forum: The Book Nook 12-29-2010, 01:49 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,090
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: What books did everybody get for Christmas :D

Five Reasons Why Your Mother Is A Whore by Carl Paladino
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 12-21-2010, 06:47 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,501
Posted By Nightshade
Re: Obama Birth Certificate

Okay here's the thing Obama is a natural born US Citizen.

Now that I got that out of the way here's the reason. The US recognizes two different tests for a child to be a natural born US Citizen....
Forum: This Just In! 12-18-2010, 07:45 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,578
Posted By slickt0mmy
Re: Woodcarver shot for carving in public

You would make a terrible cop.
Speaking from experience, you have to absolutely trust your coworkers when you're out on the street. I remember once my partner and I were doing a routine traffic...
Forum: Der Politik 11-01-2010, 10:17 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,076
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: It helps to believe these nutz ideaz if u r republican

Shit like this is a huge problem in America. Don't get me wrong, I'm as liberal as they come, but I understand what it seems like 95% country doesn't: Politics aren't black and white. People are all...
Forum: Der Politik 10-27-2010, 02:31 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 455
Posted By lethargic
Cool Wired.com Influence Tracker

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/10/influence-tracker/

It's a simple thing, really. You can search for a senator or representative and it will show you that person's top contributors.
...
Forum: Der Politik 10-26-2010, 02:16 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,147
Posted By Pooka
Re: The Tea Party

How can you explain your massive generalization?
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-20-2010, 11:31 PM
Replies: 189
Views: 6,532
Posted By blue_monday
Re: Why McDonald's food does not decompose

Wow, you guys are going to let a bunch of hippies with an agenda to push try and pass this as news? Everything on that ingredient list has been FDA approved and tested for human consumption. The...
Forum: Der Politik 10-16-2010, 06:30 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 918
Posted By Cory
Exclamation The Midterms Thread:

Well folks, here in America it's getting close to election day. I was hoping we could have a dicussion about what you we think the outcome will be, how they will affect the long-term politics of the...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-13-2010, 06:47 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 768
Posted By ArmsMerchant
"normalcy"? I don't think so

The following touchy-feely story came from The Week, an international news digest. I quote it in full:

"Ike Ditzenberger, a high school varsity football player with Down syndrome, last week...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-05-2010, 07:24 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 7,145
Posted By Cory
Re: Looks like we are at war with Pakistan now.

Except it doesn't "look like" we're "at war with Pakistan".



And they are right. The United States is not engaged in war with the State of Pakistan. A few missile strikes against Taliban...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 09-25-2010, 06:25 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 3,115
Posted By LiquidIce
Re: why are they trying to kill us?

Holy fuck! Sodium chloride is bad ass mother fucker, ain't it? It's also everywhere, in the food mostly. THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO KILL US!!!!1

No motherfucker, because sodium chloride is fucking...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 09-16-2010, 11:18 AM
Replies: 537
Views: 17,217
Posted By Mr.Happy
Grin Re: WTC was brought down by explosives and not airplanes?

You know what's really funny?

SpectraL is one of those people that likes to think he's one of the enlightened, and better than the 'sheeple'. Most truthers are like this. But all they do is...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 09-11-2010, 12:41 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 3,115
Posted By Duelist
Re: why are they trying to kill us?

this blind opposition to the progression of mankind is shocking. While I will admit that foods that have a very high concentration of sodium and fats are unhealthy and shouldn't be eaten, they...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 09-10-2010, 05:34 PM
Replies: 537
Views: 17,217
Posted By Mr.Happy
Grin Re: WTC was brought down by explosives and not airplanes?

http://oceanpark.com/webmuseum/2007/trade_center_collapse_analysis.pdf

"Review of Causes of WTC Collapse

Although the structural damage inflicted by aircraft was severe, it was only local....
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-01-2010, 02:27 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 5,257
Posted By THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT
Re: Nazi Germany 1940 vs. Israel 2009 pic comparison

ITT zoklet proves its members are not so unlike 'the masses' and are themselves succeptible to Propoganda.

I honestly wish the screaming 'spoilt by my parents' liberals who 'analyse' middle...
Forum: Der Politik 08-28-2010, 06:09 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,469
Posted By OmmEGGA
Re: 9/11....Americans got what they had coming to them

Jet fuel burns around 1850 F. Steel melts at around 2500 F. Jet fuel fire + rust + aluminum = melted steel. Considerable structural damage + further damage cause by fire with (HOT) thermite like...
Forum: Der Politik 08-26-2010, 08:55 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,956
Posted By Dog
Re: Freedom of Religion Needs to be Conditional

None of those groups preach about violent holy wars. (A US mosque actually aided the 9/11 terrorists.) I'm also not sure how a few abortion-related murders compare to the literal thousands of people...
Forum: TV and Movies 08-19-2010, 03:35 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,019
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Grin Re: Man, Woman, Wild

Agreed. I don't know why people bag on Bear Grylls so much. He's pretty entertaining.

Besides, this made the show entirely worth watching:
TtIG4TuVnvg
Forum: This Just In! 05-12-2010, 03:04 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,231
Posted By TheDarkRodent
Re: American students not allowed to wear American flag shirts on Cinco de Mayo

I think I have found the case we are looking for.

HORTON V. CALIFORNIA, 496 U. S. 128 (1990) (http://supreme.justia.com/us/496/128/case.html)

I believe the the portion of the ruling which would...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-13-2010, 01:33 AM
Replies: 22,173
Views: 366,239
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: a few words from St John of the Cross

Hey check it out guys I am.....

DENYING GOD!
DENYING GOD!
DENYING GOD!
DENYING GOD!
DENYING GOD!
DENYING GOD!
DENYING GOD!
DENYING GOD!
Forum: The Trashcan 02-27-2010, 12:52 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 701
Posted By Blunderfail
I denied Santa Claus.

Denying Santa is not as melodramatic as your parents might have you believe. Nor need it be as angsty as shaking one's fist at the sky and screaming "There is no Santa!"

Last Sunday I was in the...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-30-2009, 05:55 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 6,962
Posted By The Risen Ghost of Hitler
Re: Alcohol is 1000x better than marijuana.

Being drunk usually leads to more interesting adventures than getting high. Getting high usually only leads to masturbation and a nap.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-26-2009, 10:26 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,923
Posted By OpenRegistrationRedux
Re: Alochol, shittiest drug.

GreyFox is a huge pussy. A huge pussy with sand inside of it.

"BAAAWWW ALCOHOL'S A SOLVENT BAWWWWWW, MY INTEGRITY, WHERE ART THOU"

The only thing more obnoxious than that are the tools that...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-09-2009, 12:29 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,622
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: Is this picture racist?

For future reference any action ever taken by someone of European-descent is racist.

Other forms of racism include:

math problems
literature
handwriting
nutritional guidelines
computers...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-05-2009, 01:21 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 3,221
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Black People and Racism

He was actually right on the money with that comment, Rust. Communism is for people with high estrogen and perverted desire, such as your faggot ass self.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-28-2009, 08:42 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 7,536
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: the future of racism

Definition of racism: study of the racial divisons of man.

What you are defining is racial prejudice.

Racism is a science and a branch of anthropology.

The idea is not outmoded but rather...
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-20-2009, 06:05 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 6,131
Posted By Mantikore
Re: kid goes bat shit insane when his mom cancels his WoW account

he tried to pull a HTS-noob
Forum: Weapons and Combat 05-27-2009, 05:31 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,888
Posted By freeRadical
Re: Why Guns Won't Save Lives

A. Guns save more lives than they take; prevent more injuries than they inflict

* Guns used 2.5 million times a year in self-defense. Law-abiding citizens use guns to defend themselves against...
Forum: Der Politik 06-12-2009, 04:44 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,266
Posted By Captain Politik
Re: Obama's Refusal to Release 'Abuse' Photos

What kind of fucking idiots would want the photos released

THEY ABUSED THEM TRYING TO SAVE AMERICAN LIVES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

I dont give a fuck what they did to some turban wearing scumbag in...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-04-2009, 03:00 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,133
Posted By The Green Arrow
Re: So... Some girl I know took one in the eye.

I don't thinks it's as awkward as "um.... there's a highlighter in my ass"
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-08-2009, 06:57 AM
Replies: 201
Views: 6,601
Posted By Syphilis
Re: Why does is anyone over the age of 12 bothered by homosexuality?

It's fine as long as they don't act different in public, shove it down everyone else's throat, parade it around, and expect special treatment.
Forum: Der Politik 04-15-2009, 05:07 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 6,489
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: Victory for the gays, Loss for dickheads/Anita Bryant

Thank you Wolfy.

As for speculation:



The Founding Fathers were stern on who they considered to be the people, the men, the free. This is a fact.
Forum: Der Politik 03-06-2009, 11:47 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,315
Posted By Slapshot
Re: The Community Reinvestment Act

Perhaps Rust can tell us then, if mortgage lending practices were as sound as he makes them out to be, why we're in the mess that we're in right now.
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