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Forum: The Trashcan 07-21-2010, 11:33 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 611
Posted By Snoopy
ATT: spctrl / daguru / thedarkrodent

http://airfresh.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/d-leslie-nielsen.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-12-2010, 02:18 PM
Replies: 459
Views: 15,361
Posted By DaGuru
Re: totse.info, &T is back

Because Zok is a lousy and ungrateful site owner who wouldn't have a clue if Colonel Mustard handed him a bloody candlestick. Zok tried turning the Totse community into some Barbie Doll dressup game...
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-12-2010, 01:58 PM
Replies: 459
Views: 15,361
Posted By HTS
Grin totse.info, &T is back

So this got posted before, but Zoklet just got raped by server problems and all that is gone. I'm not calling for anyone to quit Zoklet, however if for some reason you can be loyal to only one...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-25-2010, 07:50 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,962
Posted By Schwipe
Re: How to fuck with stoners?

Throw a berocca in their bong before they hit it.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-24-2010, 07:08 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,962
Posted By Stock Market Anomalies
Re: How to fuck with stoners?

You sound like a dumbass

I'm suprised your friends are willing to spend time with you.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-22-2010, 05:48 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,016
Posted By FireStarter
Re: What if you found your daughter attractive?

Then as her father, you tell her to stop being a little skank and put some proper clothes on. There is a difference between dressing like a slut, and looking good and I think many young girls have it...
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-15-2010, 09:15 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,036
Posted By pornkeeper
Thumbs Up Wanna a cool iPod Touch loaded with the best porn?

Two cool iPod Touches loaded with the best porn will be gifted for active participation in inviting new users to the porn tracker (http://www.pornkeeper.com/promo/more).

To win an iPod Touch get...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-17-2010, 06:55 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,169
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: SHOULD weed be made legal?

This is wrong for so many reasons and in so many ways, it makes my hair hurt. And I have a lot of hair. Oh well. . . .

First of all-- "weed makes people slow, stupid and lazy". So what?...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-04-2010, 01:29 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,009
Posted By uncutdiamond
Re: Smoke in, no smoke out.

I thought this was going to be about ghost hits.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-13-2010, 05:23 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,576
Posted By Paco
Lets get classy, you mother fuckers.

1.) Open up two tabs.
2.) http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
and http://www.rainymood.com/
3.) Play them simultaneously.
4.) ?????
5.)PROFIT!!!

or just sit back, and relax.
Forum: Fragyard 03-27-2010, 01:23 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,201
Posted By Arcade
Re: So how many machines at the arcade do you hold high scores on?

"Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me."
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-23-2010, 07:25 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,421
Posted By T.K. Baha
Re: So I wanna start smoking...

Smoke tobacco out of your friends bong. That will teach him.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-23-2010, 07:23 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,421
Posted By Om Namah Shivaya
Re: So I wanna start smoking...

except weed. it's safe.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-15-2010, 07:47 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 633
Posted By Rizzo in a box
Re: never get busted as protests again

Better yet, tie yourself to a hot air balloon and when he comes just fly away.

I'm pretty balloons make everything better.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-09-2010, 06:18 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 690
Posted By IWD
Cool The difference between alcohol and marijuana.

Alcohol - Makes you act without thinking.

Marijuana - Makes you think without acting.

I always thought that was a pretty good way of putting it, although simple.

What do you guys think?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-09-2010, 01:13 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,430
Posted By mr.blunt
Re: What is your stance on getting pets high?

Do they smoke seaweed?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-06-2010, 10:11 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,496
Posted By tehporp
Re: You know what pisses me the fuck off?

I cant hold conversations when I'm high because I overthink things. Whenever I do have something to add to a conversation while Im high I do one of two things:

1. Think it to myself instead of...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-02-2010, 01:47 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,496
Posted By Schwipe
Re: You know what pisses me the fuck off?

Lace his weed with lead. Bitch will be 'blasted' with heavy metals 'son'
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-28-2010, 03:32 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,195
Posted By xian
Re: Getting stoned in awkward situations.

Funny story. I just blazed up on the way to class. Turns out I get to do a presentation in spanish next period. I can't speak spanish while stoned :thumbsup:

Awkward indeed.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-28-2010, 02:50 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,195
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: Getting stoned in awkward situations.

Dude your going to let a girl outsmoke you?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-06-2010, 07:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 506
Posted By zombo.com
Re: What will happen in November?

I'm not sure the fed can afford to pick a stance...if they even once admit at all in any way that pot has a medical use, by definition it has to be rescheduled..and then the shitstorm hits, class...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-20-2010, 11:03 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,931
Posted By Zok
What 420 means to me

Honestly? It makes me cringe.

I feel there are a lot of bad associations with 420 - not the hitler crap or the columbine thing - I'm talking about stereotypical stoners. When I hear 420 I...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-30-2010, 07:50 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 381
Posted By bleh
My Grandma Died

42 0!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-21-2010, 04:27 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,852
Posted By Nerd Fangs
I finally reveal my girlfriend (pics)

http://interactive.usc.edu/members/mchuri/Empty_space2.jpg

:(
Forum: Support and Suggestions 02-17-2010, 01:35 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,272
Posted By cheech
Re: 100 Thanks = access to VIP Lounge

Stuff that. Then retards like me will spam the VIP lounge.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-18-2010, 06:44 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,821
Posted By Lawlexander
Re: Best drug for fighting?

Loads of DXM so you can just pussy out like HTS-Noob.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-13-2010, 09:12 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,489
Posted By totse
Re: Buying Bongs from Grasscity.com

A water pipe is not illegal until you use it to smoke drugs.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-11-2010, 06:38 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,952
Posted By Lman1578
Re: Girl left me because of pot

Also your fucken dumb, she was mad that you chose to smoke pot when she was visibly uncomfortable. When she said she was going to leave thats when you say "alright fellas i guess im done, check ya...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-04-2010, 02:14 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 997
Posted By OmmEGGA
Re: There are a lot of losers viewing this forum

Benjamin Linus, calatron, Chunkanese, DrunkOnAluminium, HTS, KRS-93, Metafire, Township Rebellion
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-31-2009, 04:23 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,338
Posted By not me
Re: I've met a guy on MSN

I clicked on this thread cuz I thought that blunderful finally got a date.
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-20-2009, 09:40 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,918
Posted By -SpectraL
Exclamation The Rules |||PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING|||

1. Do not admit to crimes, or your intent to do crime, on this board. This is a rule that has been put in place as a protection for the site as a whole, not for you. Conspiring here to commit crime...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-15-2009, 04:36 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,027
Posted By L33tz
How small are we?

Could be posted in multiple sections but here. Read the whole thing.
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2706/spaceb.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-02-2009, 03:51 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,423
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: [OMG BRAND NEW SCAM] Fucking leet pwn scam

Any three year old kid already knows you can return most food goods if there is a perceived problem with it. Stop making lame, shitty threads.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 11-21-2009, 12:57 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 8,883
Posted By Dog
Thumbs Up Disown Your Race

Although I love being black physically (it has only brought me good things thus far, sometimes directly, sometimes indirectly), I really have no connection to contemporary "black culture". Most of...
Forum: The Trashcan 11-24-2009, 07:33 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 23,844
Posted By The Methematician
Re: I'm leaving (really this time), please de-mod me from Bad Ideas

Hey phaggott, stop spaming the thread with your useless garbage such as this :



The next time you need attention, just fill out the official requisition form I'd made specially for you.
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-11-2009, 01:20 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 5,040
Posted By HTS
Re: Everything turned out better than expected :)

http://img.moronail.net/img/4/6/1046.jpg

Reminded me of this. :)
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 11-09-2009, 08:54 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 824
Posted By Creepshow
Re: Getting accepted with bad high school GPA

Yeah but this thread is for dumb people.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-03-2009, 09:49 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,833
Posted By Rizzo in a box
Re: My weed smells like oragano

^^I'm going to add an infraction, too.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-04-2009, 05:10 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,251
Posted By HOLLISTER GUY
Re: I buttered her up

She is going to get assne (ass+acne)
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-24-2009, 03:40 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,237
Posted By pygar
Re: Ways to trick women into liking you.

tell them your name is Art vandelay
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-27-2009, 10:52 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 4,054
Posted By SaturnrocketX
Re: Are there any drugs that will make me hallucinate like they do on cartoons?

Elephants ARE giant.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 11-03-2009, 04:41 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 5,120
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: New york state makes toy guns illegal.

What the hell are you talking about?

It's the parent's responsibility to teach their children not to do stupid shit with guns/gun shaped objects.

How does that translate to "there should be no...
Forum: The Trashcan 10-30-2009, 06:25 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 4,178
Posted By SteamPunk
Re: Would you like to see a miracle?

First.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 10-28-2009, 08:36 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 3,252
Posted By AnotherAnimal
Everything you know is a lie

Everything you perceive, everything you think you know, is a mere projection from your systematic mind disciplined to act a certain way and concerned only with ambition. You were taught to behave the...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-19-2009, 10:45 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 16,562
Posted By My Mom Is Dead
Re: Funny things to do during sex...

My friend once told some bitch to call him "Sean" while sexing (his name being Chris), so she starts yelling "SEAN, SEAAAANNN!!"
After a bit of her screaming Sean, he starts yelling it back at her....
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-19-2009, 07:41 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 16,562
Posted By Bong McPuffin
Re: Funny things to do during sex...

If you're hitting her from behind, doggystyle, then here is what you do to have the time of your life...

Get this girl to really like you before hand, like get her totally into you... never forget...
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-13-2009, 11:27 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,800
Posted By Syphilis
How to shoot up your school

Disclaimer: I've never done a school shooting, and I don't plan to go back to school just so I can shoot it up. What you do with this information is not my responsibility. There.
...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-09-2009, 04:36 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,652
Posted By Mikehunt1
woman picking her ass, but it's so hottt

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1202939761476

yes it's fuckin face book, all of you have face book.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHpczW11lIM <- non facebook link
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-01-2009, 11:10 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 920
Posted By Mantikore
Re: For those of you seriously considering beastiality....

molosh
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-30-2009, 05:54 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 4,257
Posted By not me
Re: Pwning my ex girlfriend

even better !
new and improved !
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