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Forum: LOL, Internet 02-07-2012, 06:22 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,813
15 year old Benson... lol Nigerian

So this Nigerian dude claims he is 15 lol! And attempts to get a visa to UK.

Funny thing is.. he apparently has Facebook lol.

Uncle London lol. I think it is hilarious how he begs.

Just...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 02-07-2012, 09:36 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,675
Posted By pill popper
Re: can you do something about BC?

I will advocate banning Elf

Christ I would advocate it being put in front of a firing squard
Fucking deviants like it create the pedos of the world
I bet elf's kids will be molesters and or...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 02-07-2012, 03:00 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,675
Re: can you do something about BC?

I don't go to that shitty part of this site but that sounds fucking badass. Do it.
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-07-2012, 04:39 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 997
Posted By Cerberus
Re: Fuck you McDonald's.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/e/e6/Ronaldgetspwnt.gif
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 02-04-2012, 07:06 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,063
Posted By hooloovoo
Re: Things that seemed abundant as kids but scarce nowadays

Roly polys.
http://www.rhododendrites.com/blog/files/2007-11/bug2.jpg

Although to be fair, I don't really go looking for them anymore.


Also acid rain, but that's a good thing.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 02-05-2012, 04:39 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,063
Posted By popo!
Re: Things that seemed abundant as kids but scarce nowadays

Better T.V. for kids
http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l481/popo363/olmec-legends-hidden-temple.jpg

http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l481/popo363/tumblr_lhrc1e3AuL1qeiktco1_500.gif

^...
Forum: The Book Nook 02-01-2012, 05:34 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,097
Re: Should I read Lord of the Rings?

every time someone asks me if they should read Lord the the Rings I warn them about Tom Bombadill.
Forum: The Book Nook 01-30-2012, 11:08 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,097
Posted By Daily
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-01-2012, 01:14 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,437
Posted By Qhost
Would you guys be interested in another Zoklet Map?

Remember when I did the awesomeness that is this?

>>>LINK<<< (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=102534)

http://i.imgur.com/blu9G.png

Anyway I was thinking of doing a new one, apart...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-01-2012, 01:06 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 909
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Does anyone know/like wires?

For me, I don't want to be mean, I just have to state the facts of it. The record shows that she's driven off more great contributors than I can count. She's been pig-headed with community issues,...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-31-2012, 06:36 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 909
Posted By nostrilheimer
Re: Does anyone know/like wires?

By cool you mean fat, thoughtless, and timid
Forum: History 01-31-2012, 11:08 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 6,500
Posted By DirtySanchez
Re: Favourite historical figures

I'd also like to add King Leopold II of Belgium for bringing civilization to the savage Congo and Hernan Cortez for taking down the bloodthirsty barbarians known as the Aztecs.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 01-30-2012, 06:12 PM
Replies: 2,860
Views: 169,939
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (SHOW YOUR TITS!!!! Edition) of 2012

We got no food. We got no jobs. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-30-2012, 12:15 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,868
Posted By Orpheus
Re: Bitches dont cut in my line

That civility police is your fists, use them wisely
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-30-2012, 07:16 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,012
Posted By thatsMYdog
Heart Re: Why the Heck are there Cat Smilies

:hellolove: omg yes FINALLY hello kitties :D
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-30-2012, 02:18 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 3,316
Posted By iHaveCandyInMyVan
Re: list of black ppl on zoklet

His chinese part was never good at math
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-29-2012, 04:02 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,868
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: Bitches dont cut in my line

Teenage black girls are the worst. She probably got really ignorant with him like they all do. Probably saying something along the lines of "Yo, fuck you you old ass nigga. I was up in there first,...
Forum: Der Politik 01-27-2012, 10:40 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 666
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Another reason to vote for Ron Paul

...Then he makes homosexuality a crime once he gets elected
Forum: Gearheads 01-29-2012, 05:26 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,044
Posted By Temporary Fox Paws
Re: Did they try to overcharge me?

All auto mechanics rip people off. In fact they probably broke the spark plugs themselves
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-29-2012, 05:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,521
Posted By kellyphilly
First time with Molly.

So I've never done any drugs aside from marijuana.

Last night I decided to do molly (MDMA in purest form). I took a pill. Felt nothing for forty minutes, so I dumped the contents of another...
Forum: This Just In! 01-29-2012, 02:02 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,370
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Meth making causing terrible burns

http://www.pitch.com/binary/d138/shakenbakecrystalmeth2.jpg
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 4,501
Posted By Daily
Re: How I Saved My Life: An Ode To Vegetarianism

Hey, Ryan, guess one factor throughout prehistory which contributed to brain development in humans!!! MEAT EATING! KILL YOURSELF!
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-29-2012, 12:12 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 6,966
Posted By JoeHung100
Re: Bad Ideas Banner Contest: 3

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z327/joehung100/Untitled-2.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-28-2012, 11:39 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 880
Posted By Dr Robb
Re: Why the Fuck???

I've been a noob all my life - though not as much a noob as Joey trying to troll me because his tiny ego was squashed by her and he still faps to her picture. And he knows that if he tries to contact...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-27-2012, 09:50 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 664
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Foul smelling blow

Maybe he cut it with dried bird shit
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-27-2012, 06:30 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,012
Posted By jerome
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 01-27-2012, 03:14 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,324
Posted By TreyDay
Re: Cannabis Tea?

Tell her all your weed is for smoking. I aint never had weed for tea pots. Then just light up in her face and she'll have to sit there grooving on it.
Forum: This Just In! 01-24-2012, 06:02 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,370
Posted By Akagi
Re: Meth making causing terrible burns

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9116050.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-27-2012, 12:38 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,382
Posted By Daily
Re: Lanny, did you just steal my account??

she means it like as in "fly u fools"
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-26-2012, 11:51 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 6,966
Posted By 1983
Re: Bad Ideas Banner Contest: 3

^Dear boy I say lets go on a safari!
There will be Lions.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/HansomeLion_002.jpg/220px-HansomeLion_002.jpg

Tigers....
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-26-2012, 08:05 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 661
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Marxist, and faggots who idolize faggots in general.

Marxists act like they know all the solutions to every problem society throws at them, while at the same time they're only sucking off of an evil jew's diabolical ideology. They're sheep to Marxist...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 01-26-2012, 02:41 PM
Replies: 2,860
Views: 169,939
Posted By Malice
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (SHOW YOUR TITS!!!! Edition) of 2012

New Tacho gif.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmv9uS51n1qfq75k.gif
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 01-26-2012, 12:25 AM
Replies: 2,860
Views: 169,939
Posted By Village Idiot
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-26-2012, 07:54 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,327
Posted By PuttinOnTheRitz
Re: Something died that day, and it wasn't just a fetus.

lol dat bitch kilt her babee

im dat Marquis ass nigga
Forum: Der Politik 01-26-2012, 07:03 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 3,221
Posted By Snoopy
Forum: Support and Suggestions 01-26-2012, 04:04 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,380
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: ShadyLady had a thought[Intermediary person between mods and users]

Having an intermediary of any sort would absolutely useless. In order to mediate something there has to be two sides willing to listen to each other and genuinely take the other side seriously and be...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-26-2012, 04:04 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 4,501
Forum: Support and Suggestions 01-25-2012, 06:42 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,380
Posted By jheit8
Re: ShadyLady had a thought

:rofl:
zoklet has more bureaucracy than most african nations.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-25-2012, 12:25 AM
Replies: 219
Views: 4,240
Posted By Mayweather
Re: Mayweather

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1120/punchgq.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-24-2012, 12:14 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 4,078
Posted By Mayweather
The Worst Posters On This Site: An Objective List

Vizier

A middle-aged alcoholic Mexican paedophile who stalks girls who live in other continents because they said hello to him on MSN. Is spineless, diminutive and has many feminine...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-24-2012, 11:20 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 840
Posted By IWD
Re: BIG NEWS: Spec and IWD are the same person!

Paragon, I'm not -SpectraL. Look at my avatar. That's the real slim IWD. Just because me and -SpectraL have signed in from the same computer before doesn't mean that we're the same person either. If...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2012, 02:06 PM
Replies: 132
Views: 6,041
Posted By Keith Lemon
Re: Fat women.

True but when I've had a few beers ill fuck anything
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2012, 02:01 PM
Replies: 132
Views: 6,041
Posted By Tokerface
Fat women.

For fucks sake, nothing annoys me more than fat women.

No man should ever abandon his standards and fuck a fat woman. When a man fucks a fat bitch, here's what happens;

- The woman feels good,...
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-24-2012, 09:47 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 6,966
Posted By Vox Ducis
Re: Bad Ideas Banner Contest: 3

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3051/bannercontestbi.jpg
Forum: Der Politik 01-24-2012, 07:24 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,090
Posted By King of the world
Re: Communists of Zoklet

That sloppy ass nigger forgot to mention that I'm an imperialist.
Forum: Rejected 01-24-2012, 01:30 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 3,977
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Make Spectral admin

I had prepared an audio message for ya'll one year ago today and intended it as a time capsule. Here it is. >> http://www.box.com/shared/bs15qkfjqg
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-24-2012, 05:45 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 6,966
Posted By Minotaur
Re: Bad Ideas Banner Contest: 3

I'm working on resizing it.

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/4105/badideasbanner.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/badideasbanner.jpg/)


edit: here you go:...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-23-2012, 11:25 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 4,864
Posted By Darkhunter
Re: Lavared is a dog fucker!

What a sick fuck. I hope he doesn't turn this into a bestiality safe haven.

Reported to PETA.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-01-2011, 02:08 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 4,864
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: Lavared is a dog fucker!

For you to stop fucking animals.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-23-2012, 03:14 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,348
Posted By Darkhunter
Re: welcome back slag

I give it a week tops. Anyone else wanna take bets here?
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