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Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-24-2009, 08:36 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 6,838
Posted By Skater14
Re: Saddest moments in history

When Obama became president.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-01-2009, 05:06 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,700
Posted By Skater14
Re: What does tripping look like?

http://blog.mlive.com/snapshots/2007/12/hasek%20hit%20big.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-06-2009, 01:44 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 638
Posted By Skater14
Re: Depositing Cash

Wow... you can't think of an excuse?

"I drove to the casino with $5 and ended up leaving with $50. This usually happens a few times a week cause I am skilled in blackjack/poker/etc."
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-04-2009, 05:10 AM
Replies: 340
Views: 15,757
Posted By Skater14
Re: The dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say when stoned

"I'm so high"

some chick said that after like 2 puffs to act cool. I was like "No you aren't!" then proceeded to makeout with her.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-27-2009, 02:38 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 2,490
Posted By Skater14
My woman is too skinny - Advice?

Okay, So I've been going out with this girl for a week and I like her. She's 14 and very short for her age, probably 4'11'' or 5'0''. Won't make me stop dating her or anything, but its definitely not...
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-08-2009, 02:24 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,411
Posted By Skater14
Re: Two things I can do to pass my Biology final?

1. Study harder
2. ????
3. Profit.

Do whatever the fuck you want. Do you think the teacher will take bribes? If she/he will, do it. But not $200...Offer the teacher like $50. Passing a final...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 06-07-2009, 12:19 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 837
Posted By Skater14
Re: Sprained Ankle

I got a sprained ankle from skateboarding last summer.

Best you can do is ELEVATE the shit out of it. Relieves a lot of pain, trust me. A combination of ice/cold heat pads throughout the day, a...
Forum: This Just In! 05-31-2009, 07:21 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,785
Posted By Skater14
Re: Queens Teacher had Sex with 14 Year old Boy

http://www.wnd.com/images/headshots/Alison_Peck.jpg

http://www.wnd.com/images/headshots/Amy_Northcutt2.jpg

http://www.wnd.com/images/headshots/amymcelhenny1.jpg
...
Forum: The Trashcan 05-27-2009, 03:19 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,241
Posted By Skater14
Re: +1 Rep PARTY!!!

Give me rep or I will thank you.

Plz
Forum: This Just In! 05-25-2009, 10:09 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 704
Posted By Skater14
Re: Teenage Suspect Takes Own Life After Opening Fire On Sacramento Cop

Murder/Suicide is always the best answer.

Sucks for that cop, but whatever. He's fine. I feel bad for the kid.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-20-2009, 01:22 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 12,376
Posted By Skater14
Re: French Kissing My Mom

That would only be awesome if she was a step mom and really hot.
Forum: Fragyard 05-21-2009, 11:21 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,006
Posted By Skater14
Re: OMFG Sims 3 & Family guy

Fuck you family guy makes me giggle.
Forum: Music! 05-20-2009, 05:44 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 515
Posted By Skater14
Re: Itunes play count

Re-Education (Through Labor) - Rise Against.

Been played 104 times.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-30-2009, 06:58 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,321
Posted By Skater14
Re: How do I meet 16 year old girls?

Go see the movie "Twilight", I guarantee you it will be packed full of 16 year old girls.




...But some of them might actually want a vampire boyfriend.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-29-2009, 06:39 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 5,708
Posted By Skater14
Re: The Pics of You and Your Girlfriend Thread.&& You Know You Wanna

You look like Zack and your girlfriend looks like Miri. You know, that movie? Zack and Miri Make a Porno? You two look like them. Search it up.

Sorry to hear about her death, by the way.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-27-2009, 11:10 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,332
Posted By Skater14
Re: Marriage: Bullshit or Desired?

You're engaged. You still have not experienced the horrors of marriage, therefore your advice does not count.

I'm not thinking about marrying for the sake of the "norm", I just want to know if...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-27-2009, 10:54 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,332
Posted By Skater14
Re: Marriage: Bullshit or Desired?

I told you already, I said "Sorry for the gay post"

Secondly, I'm 50/50. Marriage seems OK if its with the right person, but every women becomes a bitch at one point.

Third, Fuck you.
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