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Forum: What's Good 03-13-2013, 05:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 395
Posted By privacycunt
Being Off Probation

With no final drug test to boot! How to celebrate? :D
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-28-2013, 03:02 PM
Replies: 15,091
Views: 211,746
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

"panthrax: its way better anally"
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-28-2013, 01:49 AM
Replies: 15,091
Views: 211,746
Posted By Asheville
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

sleeping aap is a great listener!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-27-2013, 03:32 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 901
Posted By lillix
Re: Taking lsd alone :O

Take a bike ride.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 02-23-2013, 09:05 PM
Replies: 265
Views: 5,538
Posted By komokazi
Re: I shot somebody last night

A while back, cronic5, myself, and a couple other guys lived in an apartment. We had some friends over and were choppin' it up in the living room when suddenly, the front door opens and four masked...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-25-2013, 08:12 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 926
Posted By synthetikal
Gang member found with 100 bags of heroin up his ass

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/heroin-hidden-in-butt-561324

:lulz:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-11-2013, 01:06 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,119
Posted By Obbe
Grin Re: Weed for non-smokers

Depends. Over all I think smoking oil is healthier then smoking green, so I would say yes. However depending on what amount you use per batch it might not work out to be cheaper. But I assume if...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-10-2013, 01:47 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,119
Posted By Spike12
Re: Weed for non-smokers

I doubt its ever been studied in a medical journal in that capacity but thats how long it takes for most anything to absorb into your lungs and I think even less time for like 95% in the first 2...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-09-2013, 10:13 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 337
Posted By Semiazas
Re: Acid tolerance question

Well I figure pretty colors, music and titties
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-09-2013, 05:18 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,119
Posted By lillix
Re: Weed for non-smokers

Tastes good man. I admit I'm a raveslut and accustomed to the taste of phenethylamines, but I can appreciate this in a very good way.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-09-2013, 05:12 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,119
Re: Weed for non-smokers

when i was still smoking it got to a point where i would be packing a bowl just to feel normal for the rest of the day ;( ;(
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-07-2013, 02:25 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,138
Posted By iMagiNation
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-04-2013, 09:07 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 381
Posted By Resistance
Re: Just say no to X during Opiate WD's

That's like trying to jerk off right after being kicked square in the balls.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-30-2013, 09:55 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 620
Posted By K-9
Re: Benzos

You're talking about the difference between how long something is active in the system versus how long you can physically measure it being there. And there are quite a few different factors involved...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-30-2013, 11:22 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 565
Posted By Larcenous
Re: Fear of being nice.

For now let's define weak as: insecure, not particularly attractive, low self-esteem and poor conversational skills.

Assuming that the end goal is social inclusion then niceness is the only way...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-29-2013, 09:22 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,584
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: How much does it cost for an eighth whee you live?

:lulz: @ this pissing contest.

Ya'll niggas is tripping because I get pounds for $5 and smoke ten a day and I still don't get high, unless I eat nutmeg and then I'm fucked.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-29-2013, 08:39 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,584
Posted By cheech
Re: How much does it cost for an eighth whee you live?

Here in Australia, a gram is $20, an 1/8 is $50-60, 1/4 is $90. Sounds terribly expensive compared to everyone else's posts. Not sure of the quality, but it isn't shitty brown/dry/bricky weed.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-22-2013, 07:56 AM
Replies: 4,240
Views: 118,602
Posted By HMC
Re: What's Currently Active in Your System?

Just be careful and dont get in too deep. Try getting into the gym and working out if at all possible. There is room everyday for some sort of self improvement.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-07-2013, 05:46 AM
Replies: 4,240
Views: 118,602
Re: What's Currently Active in Your System?

I used to kinda enjoy that too, but honestly it's more fun to just use better drugs and then smoke weed every once in a while and actually enjoy it instead of feeling like you're insane.



I've...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-07-2013, 04:37 AM
Replies: 4,240
Views: 118,602
Re: What's Currently Active in Your System?

Weed turns everything into a dilemma. I don't like that drug. I've never been as fucked up as when I used to smoke it every day... Makes you so fucking weird after a while. I can use it for one or...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 01-05-2013, 03:32 AM
Replies: 337
Views: 10,608
Posted By Tokerface
Re: I've fucked up my life in 24 hours and hurt so many people

http://i.imgur.com/1XxhG.jpg

Imagine how this poor girl would feel if she found out that a 30 year old repulsive nerd was pretending to be her online.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 01-03-2013, 03:36 PM
Replies: 2,860
Views: 170,057
Posted By Sanzenbacher
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (Neckbeards Anonymous Edition) of 2012

"Let's Do It To It" by Sonic Underground - YouTube
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-01-2013, 07:13 AM
Replies: 6,318
Archived: bump when high
Views: 192,008
Posted By LUNATlC
Re: bump when high

Paul Kalkbrenner - Guten Tag Album ( All Tracks ) - YouTube

This + good headphones= HOLY SHIT
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-31-2012, 08:34 PM
Replies: 4,240
Views: 118,602
Posted By southernsun
Hypno-HAI Re: What's Currently Active in Your System?

A well medicated nigga.

:grinblunt:

Enjoy. http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/icons/icon14.gif
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-28-2012, 05:48 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 924
Posted By bortmackie
Re: Project LSD at Disneyland

Fuck disneyland that's terrible. I would have a horrible time, just pondering about how evil the disney corporation is and how fake the whole experience is.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-27-2012, 09:39 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,298
Posted By STD
Re: Tips for spotting controlled deliveries

I'm lazy.

Yeah, I know complacency gets you fucked up the ass.


One step ahead of you here dear chap.


Hell yeah. You even get this nice beefy cop sitting next to you in the back seat you...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-26-2012, 09:09 PM
Replies: 4,240
Views: 118,602
Posted By reggie_love
Re: What's Currently Active in Your System?

A cool glass of water and a few pieces of high-end dark chocolate.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-16-2012, 02:09 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 521
Posted By IWD
Re: Klonopin appears weak

I am very lucky when it comes to Klonopin. I didnt realize when I started taking them (got prescribed 100mg/month to start... I know, really high dose to start on) that you werent supposed to take...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-14-2012, 04:42 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 521
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: Klonopin appears weak

When you think about the ability of different benzos to target different receptor subtypes i'd have to say yes. I'd suggest potentiation with omeprazole, it inhibits the enzymes responsible for...
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 12-12-2012, 01:39 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,239
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: My roommates being lame...

Tell him you want a divorce as all the nagging and no sex is grinding your gears.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-07-2012, 01:50 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 768
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Quitting coke, cold turkey

This, all you're going to go through is psychological BS of cravings/depression, you're not going to get diarrhea and cold sweats and toss and turn in a bed all day like some heroin addict in a...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 12-06-2012, 06:00 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 2,428
Posted By Zanick
social suicide

Today after class two fellow students of mine asked me to go for coffee with them. I agreed and we hit up the nearest Starbucks, where we lounged and chatted over chai lattes and scones. They were...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-30-2012, 11:44 AM
Replies: 4,240
Views: 118,602
Mad Re: What's Currently Active in Your System?

A good portion of amphetamine.
I've been playing LoL for a couple of hours and pwning everything, it's crazy how much better I am on this shit. It's like steroids for gamers. Anyone here playing...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-24-2012, 04:23 PM
Replies: 174
Views: 3,230
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: BF Blames Me For Getting Robbed

Dump the bum. Hit the West Coast. Stay away from the junkie shit.

Do lots of mescaline.
Forum: Der Politik 11-17-2012, 09:33 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 5,441
Posted By rabbitweed
Re: why do socially liberal people support palestinians?

That was a remarkably balanced response - are you high?
Forum: What's Good 11-13-2012, 04:51 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,011
Posted By RadicalApex
Re: torrent for armsmerchant episode

Greyfox on Alaska State Troopers - YouTube
Forum: What's Good 11-13-2012, 03:41 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,011
Posted By 1337
Re: torrent for armsmerchant episode

Both of those are fakes.
Forum: Travel and World Language 10-13-2012, 05:57 AM
Replies: 204
Views: 9,696
Posted By Marty McFly
Re: Bon Voyage! I'm skipping the country...

Think less, do more. After that shit happened with my housemates and dog, I was out of the apartment the first opportunity I got. One of the girls went to work, the other two went out for some...
Forum: Travel and World Language 08-03-2012, 08:36 AM
Replies: 204
Views: 9,696
Posted By Marty McFly
Bon Voyage! I'm skipping the country...

Long story short, I got my life in to order, shit was awesome, everything was going well. Then a fucking pitbull attacked my little puppy labradore, so I pulled the pitbull off, threw it from above...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-01-2012, 12:37 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,237
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: fat american reatard whore tries to eat a 10 mcchickes

Fuck all you hipster faggots. The majority of mcdonalds food is delicious.

And yes, i would fucking slam that whore.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-28-2012, 02:55 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,271
Posted By poast-bortem!
Re: sploogook, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

STD, do it on camera and talk about THE BUTTHOLE LADIES and you'll be GUARANTEED two 24oz bottles of our custom label home made butthole beers. No joke, we'll pay you in beer to huff raid, we'll pay...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 06-16-2012, 05:01 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,346
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Criminalizing Pet Ownership

im all for the mass genocide of american pit bull terriers. and the nigs who own them


"oh but pat man my uncles got a nice one his name is sparky and we have buttsex together"


stfu pit...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 11-05-2010, 11:17 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,391
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: VladieShark Is Zok's Main Bitch

You forgot one key point:

http://imgur.com/UFRgC.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-14-2012, 06:11 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 674
Posted By 1337
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-10-2012, 07:33 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,202
Posted By Figure-8
Re: Side effects of heavy LSD use

Interesting, but there is always healing and a need and/or use for.

Such as simply incarnating as a monk. ; )



I still think you should be able to do everything you can do with something,...
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-11-2012, 06:14 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,778
Posted By whocares
Cool This guy is a professional hobo.

ButteryAssMondays.. This guy is street-smart and hilarious. He's also a pro skater.

Butteryass Schemin' - Buttery Ass Mondays Ep12 - YouTube
Butteryass Week - Buttery Ass Mondays Ep03 -...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-26-2012, 10:28 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 7,055
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Cool Re: Barely alive abandoned baby eaten by rats.

if that was my baby, then I don't think I'd really care since I already abandoned it in a trash heap
Forum: Support and Suggestions 02-13-2012, 05:03 PM
Replies: 288
Views: 23,540
Re: How to get an emoticon added

:nigga:

http://i40.tinypic.com/1zgxkl5.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-06-2012, 03:24 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,475
Posted By Piles of Crack
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-01-2012, 05:44 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 832
Posted By STD
Smile Australian legal info forum

http://www.aussielegal.com.au/forum/

Check it out if you're in Australia and doing something stupid. It's a good read.

Also check here for NSW legislation:

http://www.legislation.nsw.gov.au/...
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