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Forum: LOL, Internet 11-21-2011, 06:53 PM
Replies: 426
Views: 17,761
Posted By Bale
Re: someone posted this pic on fb and now muslims are all going nuts

I think starting a race-war with the muslims is a great way to make Zoklet entertaining.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-25-2012, 07:14 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,218
Posted By Bale
Re: Raw Garlic For Optimal Health

Nyet, Ya yem checnok.

I always look for foods that have numerous "health claims", whether or not they are true. After getting bored of trying various peppers (cayenne powder is still my favorite;...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-25-2012, 06:55 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,218
Posted By Bale
Raw Garlic For Optimal Health

Raw garlic cloves are the best thing to eat next to hot peppers. Like capsaicin, raw garlic helps to regulate blood sugar levels, reduce something or another and increase energy. I don't know or care...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 09-14-2011, 09:29 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 7,405
Posted By Bale
Re: Signs in the Media

All 'Satan' is is temptation. Stop wasting your time with earthly things and focus on the higher....

Note: I am not religious, in an organized sense. But, these earthly things, porn, mindless...
Forum: This Just In! 06-27-2012, 03:20 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,101
Posted By Bale
Re: Barista refuses to make an espresso-over-ice

Coffee Nazi here.

"The customer is always right, wahhh!" Only in a chain/waiter setting. If the company cares about keeping customers then the policy is to bend over forwards and get raped of any...
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-20-2012, 06:39 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,171
Posted By Bale
Re: Grow Your Foreskin Back With Stem Cells!

Best of both worlds? Sounds more like you were circumcised and now have some pre-cancerous foreskin analog.

Let's hope for the sake of mankind that this thing is not contagious.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-16-2012, 04:56 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,171
Posted By Bale
Re: Grow Your Foreskin Back With Stem Cells!

I'll give you a copy of Gogol's "Taras Bulba" and a pack of gum. C'mon, it's just an ugly flap of skin with absolutely no sexual function or nerves attached. Girls will think it looks better!

You...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 06-20-2012, 10:20 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 889
Posted By Bale
Re: How to be a sophisticated twat?

Read 'Atlas Shrugged' and take it to heart. It's now your bible.

When people talk to and try to act friendly, stand with on arm holding your waist and the other with a cocktail glass firmly...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 06-09-2012, 07:01 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 540
Posted By Bale
Re: Give me something to learn.

Read 'The Recognitions' by William Gaddis, 'Gravity's Rainbow' by Thomas Pynchon and 'The Brothers Karamazov' by Dostoevski. Get in touch with world literature and choose the rare "fiction" that...
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-13-2012, 05:16 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 607
Posted By Bale
Smile Jap game where men get beaten at random intervals by men in gimp suits

Gaki no Tsukai - 24 Hour Endurance Tag (2000) english sub - YouTube
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 06-09-2012, 07:27 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 540
Posted By Bale
Re: Give me something to learn.

I remember that thread, glad it was of help.

As for French, that was probably more opinionated than practical. It depends what you want out of it. Studying Russian and Spanish at the same time is...
Forum: Der Politik 06-08-2012, 06:56 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 674
Posted By Bale
Re: Rand Paul Endorses Mitt Romney

The worst is that people will see this as terrible -because anything happening in the real world outside of the black/white-Alex Jones-bubble is a conspiracy- and will probably squander their vote...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 06-06-2012, 01:22 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 385
Posted By Bale
Re: Decadence

Great post.

I haven't been to the dentist in years and I have better teeth than most everyone I know. Never have had a cavity, teeth are very white and seem strong (no pain from overly hot/cold...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-04-2012, 06:48 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,130
Posted By Bale
Thumbs Up Re: do you all like the idea of traditional household?

Quoted for future reference.

Note: I did not a change a single letter in the above quote.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-29-2012, 09:36 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,174
Posted By Bale
Re: Yeah motherfucker, I'm 24

If this guy is an average 24 year old male then the world weeps. What an effeminate pussball. You know he is trying to be ironically un-ironic with his "I don't pay for gas, Im on my mom's insurance"...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-27-2012, 02:44 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,895
Posted By Bale
Re: awesome assassination

-Как дела?
-нормально.
*Pew...Pew*
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-21-2012, 03:05 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 708
Posted By Bale
Be Proud of Your Depression

I feel bad for those who never sink into depression. They are bound to have the lamest highs.

Are you depressed? Does emotional music have quite an effect on you? Yes mhmm, now listen.

When you...
Forum: Music! 01-23-2012, 01:32 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,558
Posted By Bale
Re: Nicki Minaj is a Stupid Hoe

I'm sure the reaction here is the same amongst all the idiot Niggerettes who "listen" to this. They will say "damn this song is hella hoot, this nigga cray-cray" and they will play it loud. People...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-15-2012, 08:20 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 409
Posted By Bale
'Bach to the Future' -Binaural Beat Bach

I normally don't go for these things, but my cynic friend sent me this and was raving. It's actually very pleasant. With headphones on I feel very relaxed, I get body waves and a general sense of...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 04-14-2012, 07:58 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 823
Posted By Bale
Re: Early stages of visual/auditory behavioral control?

The most patronizing aspect of the 'Kony' video was his explanation to the child. A child does not need to know nor does he care about Kony and his charade. But this was done because they truly...
Forum: The Book Nook 02-27-2012, 05:19 AM
Replies: 1,781
Views: 87,449
Posted By Bale
Re: What are you reading?

Wallace is a cool guy, reading Jest is like having a conversation with him. He speaks in the same way as he writes, which is pretty cool.

This is Water - Part 1 - YouTube

This is Water -...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-14-2012, 03:52 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,205
Posted By Bale
Re: Biggest physical turn-off in the opposite sex.

A beating heart.
Forum: TV and Movies 03-13-2012, 01:02 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,965
Posted By Bale
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

The scene where Walt is frantically searching for the money in the cellar, and Skylar's fat monstrous face squawks "I gave it all away!" and then the phone rings and he just starts laughing as the...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-14-2012, 02:34 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 405
Posted By Bale
Mad People who talk about food while they're eating it

"Mmm, this is really good. Is yours really good?"

No it tastes like total shit and that's why I was eating it. Was eating it because now your fatfoodface has stolen my appetite and I'm feeling...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-13-2012, 08:09 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,442
Posted By Bale
Re: One month of pure moralism.

It's knowing instantly who you connect with, and treating negative parasites with as little energy as possible. It's not about wishing the worst on people, it's about not giving them the time we...
Forum: This Just In! 03-02-2012, 04:11 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,938
Posted By Bale
Re: Killing babies no different from abortion, experts say

Being a retard myself, I disagree with the above statements.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 03-01-2012, 05:28 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,852
Posted By Bale
Re: People Shouldn't Be Ashamed About Having Abortions

Well, obviously that person isn't comfortable talking about it. And you sound beyond immature. I don't believe it's "good" or "bad", it's just a fact of life. I can't even imagine the thoughts going...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 03-01-2012, 05:19 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,852
Posted By Bale
Re: People Shouldn't Be Ashamed About Having Abortions

Maybe not ashamed, but certainly not flaunting it around like a true whore seeking attention, even when it stems from scraping out a stillborn from a wanton vagina.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 03-03-2012, 05:40 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,852
Posted By Bale
Re: People Shouldn't Be Ashamed About Having Abortions

Change it all you want, it's still one of the ugliest sentences on Zoklet.

It's like the grammatical equivalent of Jerome's vagina.
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-17-2012, 04:58 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 805
Posted By Bale
Re: so i have this ultra religious co-worker

Is this thread a subtle admission that you don't regularly attend church?

You're going to hell.
Forum: This Just In! 02-12-2012, 02:04 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,833
Posted By Bale
Re: Celine Dion Dead

Why don't you tell that to her dead face?
Forum: Paranormal 02-08-2012, 09:08 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,024
Posted By Bale
Re: 'Woolly mammoth' spotted in Siberia

Are we actually discussing this?

Of course it's fucking real.
Forum: Der Politik 01-26-2012, 03:27 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 3,693
Posted By Bale
Re: Vote for Newt Gingrich

YouTube - Ron Paul vs Mitt Romney CPAC 2011 Speech Comparison.flv - YouTube
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