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Forum: What's Good 06-15-2013, 08:39 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 549
Posted By xxombie
Re: Doritos+Beer

If you had chips and beer you wouldn't care about looking good.


Also, I just realized this thread was about Doritos and not regular chips. Sorry Vizer, Doritos suck dicks. Eat some fucking...
Forum: What's Good 06-15-2013, 11:33 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 549
Posted By xxombie
Re: Doritos+Beer

Turns out Presidents Choice brand in Canada has come out with Beer, Margarita and Ceasar flavored chips. Pretty win if you ask me.


...
Forum: What's Good 06-15-2013, 08:35 PM
Replies: 200
Archived: I banned Schplew
Views: 2,223
Posted By xxombie
Re: I banned Schplew

Fuck, slaggot isn't still around here is he?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnvj3ahoWG1qirf7d.gif
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-09-2013, 10:21 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 726
Posted By xxombie
Re: I got an interview at Wal Mart

Not only are is noticeable percentage of Walmart Employee's clearly developmentally challenged, but management seems wholly uneducated.

This job is gunna suck dude. When you finally get tired of...
Forum: Visual Arts 05-11-2013, 11:19 PM
Replies: 200
Views: 8,973
Posted By xxombie
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

You deleted my picture asshole.

Edit: Fine, I'll post it again. Hrmph.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/mercedes_rose/IMG_5650_zps84f663f8.jpg...
Forum: Holes and Ink 02-17-2010, 10:00 PM
Replies: 373
Views: 45,026
Posted By xxombie
Re: Post your tattoos here.

I have 11 pet rats, I've had like 20+ in my life. I love rats. Rats are the smartest, cutest, awesomest animals ever. The tattoo itself isn't really what I wanted, I'll probably get it fixed up later...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-11-2013, 02:46 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 494
Posted By xxombie
Re: It's my birthday.

I wanna grow a dick so you can lick cake frosting off it.
A real one though, not just one of those weird oversized clits.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-10-2013, 04:14 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,412
Posted By xxombie
Re: Things that made you happy today

My hair looked really cute today.
Boyfriend is cooking me a delicious dinner.
Dulche de leche. In my mouth.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-12-2013, 04:51 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 537
Posted By xxombie
Re: Who is your favorite Celebrity chef?

Nigella is awesome. My mom and I used to sit and watch her show in the middle of the night and then have late night snack attacks. But awesome ones. Like steaks and cheese, or deep fried peanut...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-12-2013, 03:13 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 793
Posted By xxombie
Re: strangest places you peed at

fuckbiscuit!

<3
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-10-2013, 04:28 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 793
Posted By xxombie
Re: strangest places you peed at

Yup, done it. I have this super dirty train hopping 'friend'. A 'Space Race' is when each person buys a space bag (a 4 liter box of wine) and a the first person to drink it all wins. It can take as...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-06-2013, 01:25 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,003
Posted By xxombie
Re: Work out routine for a skinny bitch.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/mercedes_rose/902413_482666888455325_1570930676_o_zpsc93b3970.jpg
I'm upside down. You can see why I want to add a little bulk, I'm a fucking twig. The other...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-14-2010, 05:00 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 4,835
Posted By xxombie
Re: The Hunt for The Hunter: Tracking down Jeff Hunter. (Real information plus NEW LE

This is so exciting. I feel like Harriet the Spy.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-31-2013, 07:38 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 711
Posted By xxombie
Re: Everyone on this website is fat

I am 5'8" and weigh 94 lbs. I'm actually quite underweight. But I'm perfectly healthy! And I'm not like gross skinny. I have a slammin' bod cause I work out.



EEHUUGHHH. I FORGOT ABOUT HIM....
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-31-2013, 07:55 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 667
Posted By xxombie
Re: The Break-Up Thread: How to Get Through Them

I did a fashion show at the Fortune Sound Club and went dancing in the crowd after. I heard the most adorable giggle and all of a sudden felt a kiss on my cheek and these two asian chicks were...
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-19-2013, 01:01 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 707
Posted By xxombie
Re: VANCOUVER

Man me and Rainycity had an awesome time. Rainycity is the fuckin' shit.

OFFICIALY THE SECOND TOTSE MEETUP XXOMBIE EVER WENT ON.

Rainycity after I left you I had a crazy fucking night hahahah....
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 01-03-2013, 05:57 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,263
Posted By xxombie
Re: Dog in tremendous pain

Final update:

My dog is fucking amazing. Today, just two and a half weeks from the day her entire leg and shoulder was amputated, Crystal was running around the dog park faster than all the four...
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 12-18-2012, 06:51 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,263
Posted By xxombie
Re: Dog in tremendous pain

Crystal is doing great! Vet check today and she's doing well. Fentyal patch is off and she's on an oral pain meds. Slept through the night last and pooped today!
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-12-2013, 01:03 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 2,832
Posted By xxombie
Re: Do you care for your thanks?

It's like a circle jerk in here.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-08-2013, 04:55 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,588
Posted By xxombie
Re: tittys or ass?

I just can't understand some peoples taste in woman.

Yeah she has big tits. Cool. She also have seven stomach rolls and cellulite. Not attractive.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-07-2013, 03:54 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 479
Posted By xxombie
Re: in this thread we post pictures of our sielves?

You were never a punk. Stop posting, thread died. Go away.
Forum: What's Good 01-07-2013, 05:05 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,279
Posted By xxombie
Re: Girls Generation

Holy fuck, they are perfect. Little Asian chicks are so fucking sexy. Goddamn.
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 12-15-2012, 09:20 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,263
Posted By xxombie
Re: Dog in tremendous pain

Why? She may be in pain now, but in a week she won't be, and in two weeks she'll be back to normal and cancer free and able to live years of happiness. I'm also enrolling her in a program to go make...
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-15-2012, 03:41 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,611
Posted By xxombie
Re: Oh shit

Fuck no bitch that's a zoklet thing, I'm a totse purist.
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-14-2012, 03:45 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,611
Posted By xxombie
Oh shit

look it's xxombie.
:mad:
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-15-2012, 02:34 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,611
Posted By xxombie
Re: Oh shit

5'8" and not even 100lbs. I just ate an entire tray of shortbread cookies. My metabolism is on God Mode
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-05-2011, 08:01 PM
Replies: 299
Views: 7,912
Posted By xxombie
Thumbs Up Re: Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going in?

Yeah you're right, that's pretty much us.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-05-2011, 05:55 AM
Replies: 299
Views: 7,912
Posted By xxombie
Thumbs Up Re: Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going in?

I'm pretty hot though, especially for zoklet or totse. So it's way better.
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-30-2011, 11:12 PM
Replies: 299
Views: 7,912
Posted By xxombie
Re: Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going in?

Holy fuck Rizzo, I love and miss you.
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-29-2011, 08:36 PM
Replies: 299
Views: 7,912
Posted By xxombie
Re: Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going in?

Nice to see ya InternetWeedDuke and Buku. I've got a new boyfriend, we're fucking cool as shit, we're both rockstars and pick up bitches all the time. I'm in Toronto right now but moving to Vancouver...
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-30-2011, 12:01 AM
Replies: 299
Views: 7,912
Posted By xxombie
Re: Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going in?

I <3 JJJJ
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-27-2010, 12:57 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,997
Posted By xxombie
Re: Who else drinks Old English?

I always drink Golden Bullets. In the liquor store in town it's the 40 with the highest alcohol percentage. Mmmm mmmm mm
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-24-2010, 06:34 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 3,842
Posted By xxombie
Thumbs Down Giving your genitalia a name

What the fuck is up with this. I have never even considered giving my cooch a name.

A couple weeks ago I was with one of my usual fuck buddies. I'm s'n his d, and he's usually real vocal with...
Forum: Music! 05-24-2010, 10:06 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,977
Posted By xxombie
Re: Toothlessjoe's *Ultimate* list of metal bands.

Wow, good list
:thumbsup:

Even some of my die-hard metal fan friends would highly approve. Needs moar skeletonwitch though.
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