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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-17-2013, 12:57 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 325
Posted By Semiazas
Weird Mexican Bitch

So this happened a while back, probably 3 months ago or so.

This Mexican bitch, and I don't mean Hispanic, I mean Mexican and spoke really poor English, adds me on facebook. We don't have any...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-16-2013, 06:04 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,001
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Do black people take psychedelics?

upgrade your gray matter, because one day it may matter
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-14-2013, 10:00 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 500
Posted By iMagiNation
Forum: This Just In! 05-11-2013, 05:54 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 757
Posted By Gollum
Re: California cops beat a man to death

Lol @ Malice sitting alone in his room for 96% of his life and the 'occupy movement' being the last thing he remembers from society. They came out with a phew new iphones now, Malice.
Forum: Travel and World Language 04-28-2013, 08:29 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 899
Posted By p6867
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-26-2013, 07:49 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 5,085
Posted By Tokerface
Re: I just got out of prison

I know this thread is old but oh my God, look what I just came across.

http://i54.tinypic.com/xm3ad0.jpg
This is a pic of the OP (nuclearrabbit). Holy fuck, just one look at him and you can tell...
Forum: Outdoor Living 12-24-2012, 02:49 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,366
Posted By dysik
Re: New survival bag

i think everyone would prefer if you just died.
Forum: TV and Movies 04-20-2013, 02:47 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,190
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: The closest thing to "Totse: The Movie"

Not really true anymore... we all grew up and turned into alcoholic, drug addicted rapists.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-13-2013, 09:28 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 205
Posted By Vox Ducis
Re: Going2iceland

Three days only in Iceland? It's a bit short but you can have fun anyway.

If you want to bathe in hot waters, Blue Lagoon is an easily accessible artificial lake situated close to the airport.
...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-10-2013, 10:30 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 65
Posted By Actor
Re: Since when

Like a couple days ago
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-02-2013, 08:48 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 268
Posted By Tokerface
Facepalm Would someone please just ban Captain Falcon already?

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=267753
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=270150
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=270324

Why is this cunt allowed to post here? This...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-23-2013, 07:26 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 613
Posted By ChinaCat
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-22-2013, 11:02 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 1,338
Posted By arleybob
Re: Tacho having a hissy fit

kinda hard to bend over with no legs
Forum: Music! 03-20-2013, 09:25 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,013
Posted By constantinople
Thumbs Up Re: Am I the only one who hates dubsteb

^^^^HIPSTER ALERT^^^^



Hey everyone! This guy was listening to dubstep before any of us and he has the historical context and perspective which basically means "I'm better at listening to music...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-18-2013, 07:15 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 223
Posted By texas
Re: moving to san diego in a couple of months

Had a good time in Ocean Beach the few times i was there . . . Not sure what your standards are, but if you're good at meeting people it seems like there are people looking to split some rent for...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-18-2013, 03:03 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 223
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: moving to san diego in a couple of months

San Diego is pretty fucking nice, I way prefer chilling there than LA. Nice beaches, lots of drugs, lots of hot college bitches. And good mexican food!

I used to kick it with my best friends back...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-13-2013, 11:20 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 355
Posted By Satyr
Re: Hopefully, North Korea will launch its ICBM's, then we can all rejoice.

Most of you would shit your pants if this would actually happen. And if the world really did turn into a wasteland, you wouldn't last a day.

Really, stop kidding yourselves.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-12-2013, 06:10 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 936
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-09-2013, 02:27 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 419
Posted By Blunderstar
Smashing Pumpkins?

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=268314
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-08-2013, 05:11 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 936
Posted By Gollum
Re: Cool shit you can do when your high

I love just sitting down listening to rain when I'm faded.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-26-2012, 05:56 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 599
Posted By Fanglekai
Re: Quitting alcohol

How about get your GED and stop being a nigger?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-13-2012, 02:51 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 470
Posted By Snoopy
Henry rollins is a douchebag and a washed out attention whoring idiot.

lol why the fuck is that retard on in big think videos on youtube? Now, I know there's a lot of black flag fans here and they were kinda okay if you ignore the emo lyrics in their songs. But just...
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-09-2012, 10:11 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 828
Posted By Savino
Drunk indian broke into my apartment an hour ago

It took him about 20 kicks to get through the glass on the front door, I woke up after about 5 and got to the hallway to watch him get the last 5 in. I didint know what to think at first, I thought...
Forum: The Trashcan 12-08-2012, 09:31 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 529
Posted By Proots
Re: Have you ever had sex with a cloned human?

How did I know that a title this absolutely ridiculous and stupid would lead to a THE BULK HULK thread? To answer your question, no. Probably not. What am I supposed to do? As the broad I'm about to...
Forum: What's Good 12-06-2012, 04:45 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 678
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: this thread could save your life

Thanks for the TIMELY fucking REMINDER, asshole.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-07-2012, 08:42 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 925
Posted By Rust
Re: so you banned two of my lieutenants

He is emotionally invested. He's handing out harsher penalties to people that hurt his feelings, and giving free passes to his friends. That's an emotional investment.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 11-19-2012, 06:47 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 2,859
Posted By jheit8
Re: Straight Edge

"Hey everyone, I'm a massive faggot"
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 11-22-2012, 06:15 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 399
Posted By felonious_monk
Re: ATTN: felonious monk

fuck you spectral. you banned the poster of the year.

you can go fuck yourself, old man
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 11-19-2012, 12:05 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 1,579
Posted By Nero
Re: I'm still in love with my ex

Notice how this vague tone is reminiscent of that in which he justified the Anopheles account. He was unable to admit that he had tried to renew his online personality with a clean slate after being...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-21-2012, 04:34 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 794
Posted By constantinople
Re: Smoking lots of weed=Depression?

Because you weren't high anymore. Jesus just eat some food and take a nap wtf is wrong with you?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 11-20-2012, 05:28 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 620
Posted By HampTheToker
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 11-20-2012, 01:44 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 329
Posted By constantinople
Re: people who go to raves

See: teenage whore^

has matured into the fine specimen of "twenty-something year old cunt"

after too many years of binge drinking, hard drugs, and vagina tearing sex.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-16-2012, 05:46 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 152
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: house when i was little got covered in wasps

This thread might create a real buzz.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-13-2012, 09:28 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 427
Posted By Larcenous
Re: honestly, today's pop music is not nearly as bad as it was in the past

^ Cry me a river you nostalgic old fuck. Pop music is and has always been about what sells best, what appeals to the lowest common denominator, and this kind of music does that, no matter what your...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 11-11-2012, 10:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 336
Posted By constantinople
Re: annoying people in my japanese class

Stop looking down your nose at everyone.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-08-2012, 05:08 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 242
Posted By felonious_monk
Re: Ah shit...

clean up your act
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-07-2012, 03:49 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 478
Posted By DaGuru
Re: u know that song that goes "yeaahhh here comes the rooster"

It just KILLS ya doesn't it? That I can have that swagger in my step without all the perks you need...along with not needing to hide from a damn thing in this world. You? You need all the help to...
Forum: Music! 10-23-2012, 02:41 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,593
Posted By DaSkipper
Re: Good songs about drug addiction.

Makes fun of AA
Coffee, God And Cigarettes - YouTube

Homeless/Junkie life
Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Free And Alone - YouTube
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-16-2012, 11:13 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 6,703
Posted By felonious_monk
Re: I saw this post and it made me sick.

i dont give two shits about what you think
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 10-14-2012, 11:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 631
Posted By SizableSac
Embarrassed Creatine is bad for you guize.

I walked through the doors of GNC. It was the nearest GNC in Toronto, and I felt that I probably should have chosen one that wasn’t in my town. I should have gone to a place where no one would know...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-27-2012, 01:32 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 2,366
Posted By constantinople
Forum: Music! 09-12-2012, 12:15 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,606
Posted By Parker Brother
Re: Serial Killin' Songs

The entire In Absentia album by Porcupine Tree, especially this song:

Drown with me - YouTube
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-11-2012, 08:23 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,615
Posted By -SpectraL
Facepalm Re: What was the reason for banning Proots?

After eating, moderators become inactive while they digest their food. Digestion is an intensive activity of Zoklet moderators, especially after the consumption of very large prey. In species that...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-23-2012, 07:41 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,783
Posted By Daily
Re: (When) will weed become legal?

who cares really

if you want drugs, their legal status is irrelevant

and don't act like you give a single fuck about the government generating revenue and public spending either

nobody does...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-23-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,289
Posted By Fox Paws
Re: Reality is an illusion.

I just decided I don't wanna believe in computers anymore but there's still one in front of me here and I'm still typing on it.




Well that was easy
Forum: This Just In! 08-20-2012, 12:43 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,160
Posted By TB12
Re: Congressman says "Legitimate Rape". Hilarity ensues

the republican party needs more libertarians, fuck these religious nuts, let them make their own party. i want to vote for someone whos fiscally conservative(or at least says they are) but to do that...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-15-2012, 09:26 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 3,166
Posted By Tokerface
Facepalm King of the world is the biggest faggot.

King of the world is such a pathetic faggot it's not even funny. He should rename himself as "King of My Mom's Basement".







LOL, how embarrassing, desperately trying to act like a...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-16-2012, 01:32 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,074
Posted By Michael Scott
Re: So what, you're a fucking killer?

>killer
>gets offended by the words of an ENGLISH major
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-16-2012, 10:18 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,074
Hypno-HAI Re: So what, you're a fucking killer?

Exactly. Which is why I hope you never realize how awful you are at heart - straight up, you're a murderer. You're not a soldier. You're not a patriot. You're a murderer who used those titles to...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-26-2012, 09:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 536
Posted By arleybob
Open the fucking registration and let new people post freely

If you go look at the new registration approval thread, there are TONS of people waiting for approval.

If they were allowed to simply register and post freely, Zoklet would thrive again.

Do it.
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