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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-10-2014, 12:58 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 857
Posted By Facepalm
Just Found A Bottle Of Unopened Quaaludes!

In my Grandfather's garage. He was a Pharmacist and he owned his own pharmacy until 2003. I mean, are these things still alright to take? They've been vacuum sealed and in a temperature controlled...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2014, 04:36 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 444
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just broke up with my girlfriend of 9 years

All the bitches are going to dig those accommodations, sounds like you're going from guaranteed pussy, to fapping at night, alone, using your lonely tears as lube.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-05-2014, 03:14 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 340
Posted By Facepalm
Thumbs Up Finding A Nug On The Floor Is What's Good!

http://i61.tinypic.com/2vsg16t.png

Didn't really plan on smoking tonight, but why not? :grinblunt:
Forum: What's Good 03-01-2014, 04:16 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 699
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Drinking beer in the shower

This is the perfect solution for the days when I skip showering for lack of not wanting to stop drinking, don't know why I didn't try it sooner.
Forum: What's Good 02-12-2014, 12:00 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 473
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Hot Girl's Colostomy Bag Blog is What's Good

Probably wouldn't wanna take body shots off her though...
Forum: Music! 02-02-2014, 01:17 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 2,005
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Vocalists you can pick out, no matter what they sing!

Billy Corgan
Marilyn Manson
Dan Fogelberg
Billy Joel
Jimmy Buffett
Garth Brooks
Forum: DIY 02-02-2014, 01:28 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 573
Posted By Facepalm
Re: HOw can I rig this

The Surgeon's idea is probably what I'd do.

That's a pretty sweet PC case too!
Forum: This Just In! 01-25-2014, 03:01 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,652
Posted By Facepalm
Re: This Just In! Pussy Fart During Teen Sex On School Bus Ends With Nutcracker!

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/45207848.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2014, 08:12 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,257
Posted By Facepalm
Re: why can girls flash their tits but if a boy flashes his dick...

We've ran into a conflict.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/15668f0dd1f8f8cba249d39138389e00/tumblr_mhcabqfooi1s2fqjxo1_500.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 01-24-2014, 09:18 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,652
Posted By Facepalm
Re: This Just In! Pussy Fart During Teen Sex On School Bus Ends With Nutcracker!

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_61216962_b3f7g5dwkd.png
Forum: This Just In! 01-24-2014, 10:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,652
Posted By Facepalm
Re: This Just In! Pussy Fart During Teen Sex On School Bus Ends With Nutcracker!

She was probably in the back row getting her fuck on, and he was either directly in front of, or beside the sexing couple. Close enough to hear the twat thunder.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2014, 02:34 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 361
Posted By Facepalm
Re: can a vegan truly be a vegan if she swallows?

http://i.imgur.com/xS60emz.jpg
Forum: TV and Movies 01-22-2014, 10:33 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 773
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Donnie Darko (Appreciation Thread)

Go back to CHINA, Bitch!

http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/44856.gif
Forum: This Just In! 01-22-2014, 07:58 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 319
Posted By Facepalm
Forum: TV and Movies 01-20-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 773
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Donnie Darko (Appreciation Thread)

Donnie Darko is one of my top three favorite movies, the first time I watched S. Darko, I was high and a little buzzed, I hated. But I watched it again recently sober and quite enjoyed it, but it...
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-19-2014, 01:16 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,262
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Using high school girls to blackmail people.

Al approves! :thumbsup:
http://timothyjones.typepad.com/photos/stuff/al-borland.jpg
Forum: The Trashcan 01-19-2014, 11:15 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 261
Posted By Facepalm
Re: I ain't into that anal sex shit

Been there man, that's how you know it's true love.
Forum: TV and Movies 01-15-2014, 07:41 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 18,733
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Best Movie Rape Scene?

The Hills Have Eyes.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6DpEiwWPjI8/TMD2SUgSdaI/AAAAAAAAKBM/w4GMKmYbExQ/s1600/hillshave%2Beye22.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2014, 12:03 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 233
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Girls with disabilities turn me on

Mr. F
http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130321045010/arresteddevelopment/images/a/a3/3x05_Mr._F_(05).png
Forum: Book & Language Nook 01-07-2014, 09:27 PM
Replies: 174
Views: 10,960
Posted By Facepalm
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 01-06-2014, 07:46 PM
Replies: 816
Views: 15,432
Posted By Facepalm
Re: What Did You Have For Dinner?

3 Xanax bars, an Oxy 30, & 6 pack of Sam Adam's Winterfest.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-14-2014, 04:16 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,232
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Have you ever cheated?

It amazes me, there is a local upscale restaurant with a nice bar that I go to, I go so often and tip the bartenders so well that most of my drinks never get charged to me, but its located on the...
Forum: What's Good 01-14-2014, 12:13 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 388
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just got out

Welcome back to society, it looks like I've got 48 hours coming up for a D.U.I.
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-13-2014, 03:17 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,069
Posted By Facepalm
Re: I've been kidnapped

I found Merlin.

http://www.codeproject.com/KB/cs/agent-winforms/Merlin.gif
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 01-08-2014, 02:48 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 428
Posted By Facepalm
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 01-07-2014, 09:46 PM
Replies: 816
Views: 15,432
Posted By Facepalm
Re: What Did You Have For Dinner?

Slow cooked ham and beans, homemade macaroni and cheese, & cornbread.
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-12-2013, 08:33 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,616
Posted By Facepalm
Re: my neighbour is poisoning my pets to death ?

When I was much younger, our neighbor was putting antifreeze in a tin pie plate next to our doggie door at our back patio during the day while my parents were at work and I was at school, one day my...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-02-2011, 02:56 AM
Replies: 170
Views: 7,458
Posted By Facepalm
Re: funny sex experiences

http://betterthansexnyc.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/georgecarlin.jpg

PUSSY FART, a word people don't say enough these days.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-15-2010, 03:40 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 17,058
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Post pix of your vagina thread

Agreed, I've never seen you in such a tacky ensemble.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 05-26-2010, 11:23 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 666
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Are any of these for composite video in?

Those are for 5.1 surround on the pc pic dude.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-21-2010, 12:51 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,397
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Ok, need opinions on a Totse mirror

Dude, it's hard enough getting all the old &T users to post here, what the Hell makes you think that they are going to leave now that it's starting to get good? If you had done this a year ago, then...
Forum: Conspiracies And The Paranormal 05-21-2010, 03:47 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 6,949
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Tonight I will be using my Ouija board

Just go into the bathroom with the lights off, go to the mirror and say; Biggie Smallz, Biggie Smallz, Biggie Smallz!!!
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-21-2010, 05:19 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,168
Posted By Facepalm
Re: "I'm bleeding out of my fucking balls dude!"

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1356/testicle.jpg
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 05-17-2010, 11:54 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 3,152
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Teacher must pay

File a sexual harassment suit against the school, and school district. Say that he offered to salvage your grade if you let him perfom oral sex on you. It's a guaranteed solution to get your grade...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-18-2010, 12:29 AM
Replies: 220
Views: 6,546
Posted By Facepalm
Re: 10 things that no one else (on Zoklet) knows about you

8 is because of 7 is because of 4 is because of 3.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-17-2010, 07:39 PM
Replies: 220
Views: 6,546
Posted By Facepalm
Re: 10 things that no one else (on Zoklet) knows about you

A little disturbing lol.

But yeah, I just did what the director wanted me to do. I was gonna be in a whole series of Apple commercials, but my Dad's job transferred him to Tennessee.
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