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Forum: Generally Speaking 02-19-2013, 01:38 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 308
Posted By Cigreting
Smile most thanked post?

What is the most thanked post on here?
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-17-2013, 10:57 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 240
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: does anyone even know who i am anymore

wow dude, we go way back. im sure you remember me



no im fucking kidding, i don't know you - nor does anyone else. go die bitch.
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-17-2013, 11:39 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 240
Re: does anyone even know who i am anymore

Yea I remember you lol. Glad to see you got back on the ice
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-17-2013, 10:35 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 240
Posted By slicknickns
Re: does anyone even know who i am anymore

I never knew who you were.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-02-2012, 01:48 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 4,752
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: my gf is pregnanat... i dont want a baby

if ya can't do the time, don't do the crime
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-10-2012, 01:05 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 598
Posted By The Duke
Re: the hell is there to do

Get high, play video games, masturbate to porn, eat good food, catch up on sleep, go for walks, try to get lost and find your way home, go to the library, read a book, watch some movies, learn a new...
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-09-2012, 02:53 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 678
Posted By constantinople
Thumbs Up Re: where do you go for online hooker needs

here and there. mostly houston
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-09-2012, 02:48 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 678
Posted By constantinople
Re: where do you go for online hooker needs

how far away are you from lake charles/the riverboat casinos on the texas/louisiana border? those have mad escorts.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-09-2012, 02:44 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 678
Posted By constantinople
Re: where do you go for online hooker needs

like actual hookers or like a massage parlor type thing? im pretty sure you can find prostitutes at the strip club.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-09-2012, 02:26 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 327
Posted By constantinople
Re: is trusted drwatson alive

Yes I'm here. What do?
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-27-2011, 05:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 665
Posted By jerome
Re: Attn: WAN

You know it arley.

Also, I am two thanks away from a 100. :)
Forum: Bat Country 09-25-2011, 06:46 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 985
Posted By Euda
Re: Great, 'cause I really wanted to be a fucking military wife.

It's what people do in the States. Can't find a job on the first time out? Join the military. Can't pay for school? Join the military. Want to see the world? Join the military. Like guns? Join the...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-22-2011, 05:31 PM
Replies: 580
Views: 20,713
Posted By WAN
Re: Why does my Bulgarian assistant manager act this way? What does it mean?

you know, if you don't have anything to contribute, you should just keep your mouth shut. your post was neither funny nor meaningful. nor did it sting like you probably intended for it to.
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-22-2011, 04:28 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 527
Posted By virgil caine
Re: Why do you all like posting online so much?

http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz121/kettlebrand/IMG00039-20110103-1424.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-21-2011, 12:51 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,175
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Cool Re: Just got a fleshlight

anyone remember when infamous b j posted pics of himself fucking his translucent rubber pussy on totse?

OP, you're gonna end up like that pathetic legless fuck
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-19-2011, 11:27 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 859
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: I Have The Cleanest Asshole In The Workshop.

I live in Australia, but there was a difference in time between when I told you guys what happened and when I was able to hit the post button.

I didn't go into work today. My face is literally an...
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-08-2011, 02:45 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 627
Posted By Former FBI Agent
Re: America 2

Yes I am.
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-07-2011, 02:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 504
Posted By Mirana
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-03-2011, 01:07 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 336
Posted By virgil caine
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-03-2011, 05:44 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,562
Posted By mental retard
Re: to all the girls out there

You are one stupid motherfucker
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-29-2011, 12:34 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 345
Posted By ergoat
Re: Problems with zoklet must read!!

Hmm, you're right. I wonder why it isn't working.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-27-2011, 04:46 PM
Replies: 340
Views: 12,491
Re: liek, omg. i got replies from her on facebook for last nights awesome thread

I hate to be hostile and all, but shut the entire fuck up, you dont know shit about phlegm. :doh:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-27-2011, 04:36 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 922
Re: Swapping Chicks With Your Friends?

you're obviously still quite young. when us guys are younger we don't fuck for the enjoyment of fucking, its purely about proving to your dudes and everyone else that your a man, that your cool and a...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-27-2011, 01:23 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,707
Posted By panthrax
Re: For you quitters

I miss 95% of the lifestyle associated with heroin and cocaine.

I miss staying at home all day long, living off the funds I'd make from selling prescription medications, and injecting drugs all...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-27-2011, 10:20 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,707
Posted By &Zenith
Re: For you quitters

I never quit. I only take breaks.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-26-2011, 06:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,300
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: so why am i throwing up chunks of blood?

Goddamn do I miss these posts of yours. :thumbsup:
Forum: Music! 08-25-2011, 08:15 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,862
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: Favorite Drug Related Songs

"Life in the Fast Lane", the Eagles
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-26-2011, 06:49 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,730
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: Thanks Zoklet - I got laid today

Good for you bro, props for getting some of that sweet vagina. There's lots more out there for the taking. Use this as a learning experience. There is a reason why she said she doesn't like you, and...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-25-2011, 12:28 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,023
Posted By Yggdrasil
Grin Re: I Love Boobies

http://www.chevroletpedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/seinfeld2.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-25-2011, 12:50 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,023
Posted By BitterConflict
Re: I Love Boobies

Wwf Theme Song - Mr Ass Billy Gunn - YouTube

So many memories. (no homo.) :o
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-24-2011, 07:23 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,271
Posted By Vizier
Re: HI!!! New Here!

So, who's alt are you?
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-23-2011, 02:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 755
Posted By A$AP Weed Smoker
Re: Deleted my facebook, need help

the whole point is to act like you're cool with people you'd never have any reason to talk to on the phone.

oh and look at that girl you had a crush on in middle school in a bikini
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-13-2011, 03:20 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 786
Posted By Blunderstar
Trix Are For Kids is a wonderful example of a stupid person.

Ah yes, Trix Are For Kids. He's a moderator who hilariously takes care of just one forum - The Porn Forum. I don't know why I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that; it's like... I wanted to know...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-12-2011, 12:50 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 697
Posted By MAYOR
Re: those methy nights

What you need to do is buy some more, take 2x as much and GOTO WORK tweaked out!
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-10-2011, 09:48 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 600
Posted By pill popper
Re: I'm paranoid

It's a shame you haven't already ended up dead
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-10-2011, 07:13 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 802
Posted By SeanyDigital
Re: An open message to Blunderstar

I think Blunderstar is a faggot, I just wanted to add that.
Forum: This Just In! 08-07-2011, 08:12 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 3,097
Posted By p6867
Re: Crash kills members of SEAL Team 6

I have very few buttons. Apparently i have just discovered a new one and you are pressing it.
If you are actually implying that members of my old unit, 2nd ranger battalion, executed corporal...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-09-2011, 02:45 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,279
Posted By constantinople
Thumbs Up Re: an open letter to blunder, and a ps to the forum

If only the Army allowed him to smoke meth.:mad:


Anyways, plehem12 can write some pretty funny shit and I prefer his variety of being inane much more than blunderfuls. The internet doesn't need...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-07-2011, 10:42 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,279
Posted By Daily
Re: an open letter to blunder, and a ps to the forum

Everytime I read a post from OP, this song seems to be playing

2PM - Tetris - YouTube
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-06-2011, 01:44 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 519
Posted By meta
Re: Well it's about time.

Im going to come in your house and stone cold stunner you and your lady! You've been warned!

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/catImages/stonecold99fu-1.jpg...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-05-2011, 09:16 AM
Replies: 340
Views: 12,491
Posted By The Greek
Re: liek, omg. i got replies from her on facebook for last nights awesome thread

Whoever deleted the thread fails as a mod.

What the fuck is this shit about anyways, no one has bothered to explain it. Fucking faggots.


And if the original thread was closed this one...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-04-2011, 09:30 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 567
Posted By constantinople
Re: It's hot

You never saw him in his hey-day




.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-04-2011, 04:17 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,286
Posted By meta
Re: I'm out

No one gives a fuck you homo piece of shit! Suck my ass, bitch!
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-02-2011, 02:18 PM
Replies: 340
Views: 12,491
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: liek, omg. i got replies from her on facebook for last nights awesome thread

This is way lulzy. Yall should know better than to brag about a bitch on here...esp a specific one.

ohhh plehem... :grinblunt:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-26-2011, 08:55 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,173
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Confused Re: meth and parkinsons

i thought people knew this already


surely this can't be the first and only study. I'm thinking the canadians were the only ones who didn't know
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-11-2011, 11:28 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,145
Posted By reject
Re: Fapping to a friends facebook pics

Sometimes I fap to my ugly friends to give myself a challenge.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-03-2011, 11:28 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,242
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Darkhunter's Military Sex Life

Yeah. PROTIP: no one is going to read that.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-30-2011, 04:11 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,471
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: I love being a barman..

YouTube - Billy Joel "Piano Man"

For some reason I thought of this song.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-28-2011, 03:27 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,556
Posted By DestroyedMatter
Favorite Erowid Trip Report?

so im sure just about every drug user that is active online looks on erowid. at least did when erowid actually kept up to date with there shit.

lets share some really cool stories that are on...
Forum: The Trashcan 06-15-2011, 02:28 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,081
Posted By The Greek
Re: Trying to have a child

I never got that whole ovulation cycle thing... Just bang her twice a day every day for good measure. Jesus Christ this isn't rocket science.
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