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Forum: Generally Speaking Yesterday, 08:45 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 171
Posted By TheSexyBeast821
Re: do you ever get disappointed with zoklet?

Yes, when 1/3 of the hot topics are about mother/son rapes.
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 09:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 90
Posted By Mirana
Re: Stockport’s ex-mayor gets 105 years for child rape

you're the one to talk!!!! didn't you meet up with a 16 year old a thousand miles away and aren't you like almost 30?
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 09:00 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 132
Posted By PsychoDelic
Re: Getting used to married life: Boy, 8, who wed 61-year-old woman

niggers
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 08:47 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 180
Posted By Vizier
Re: 2 year old has emergency surgery after mom rapes him with sex toy

Niggers.
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 08:40 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 70
Posted By BrainSurgeon
Re: Third suspect arrested in gang rape of mother, son

Fucking niggers
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 08:38 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 1,411
Posted By PsychoDelic
Re: New Trayvon Martin Case Evidence: Defense Team Releases Photos, Texts That Teen H

So could tracy morgan.

Liz lemon.

All black people look the same.



http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/11/08_tracymorgan_560x375.jpg
Forum: Bat Country Yesterday, 04:11 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 188
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Duke Zion started smoking crack.

Eric Clapton/Tears in heaven - YouTube
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 08:04 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 203
Posted By -Fuck-
Re: Lostprophets Lead Signer Ian Watkins accused of plotting to rape a baby

Is this actually illegal?

I would support bestiality laws, but have you SEEN some of these videos? Some of these dogs & horses are CLEARLY more than "consenting" with our fine fellow human women....
Forum: Bat Country Yesterday, 07:10 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 54
Posted By metalblastoise
Re: You have brought shame

That's just like, your opinion, man.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 05:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 107
Posted By LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
Re: Sure ways to pass a drug test

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5944602

This worked for me a while back, only about 3.5 days after smoking some dankity dank. To be fair, that was the first time I had smoked...
Forum: I need to find it on the internet Yesterday, 05:23 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 213
Posted By litefire
Hypno-HAI Re: Violent pornography

It's okay Duke, I got the reference. (Fuck you sploogook)
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-22-2013, 11:04 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 871
Posted By tomjohens
Re: Black Chicks

http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/road%20trip%20kyle.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-23-2013, 04:43 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 125
Posted By Gollum
Rant ATTN: METH GOD

Get away from my man
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-23-2013, 05:47 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 122
Posted By BrainSurgeon
Re: ITT we talk about duke zion

All posts by or about duke Zion should remain in this thread. Failure to comply will result in duke Zion's 63 seconds between posts rule to become 63 min.
Forum: Bat Country 05-23-2013, 12:36 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 94
Posted By Euda
Re: I smoked some Crack rock today first the first time in years

Watch out, Julie's been working for the drug squad. The Clash told me and they're never wrong.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-23-2013, 09:46 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 185
Posted By meth god
Re: Why we got to be so anonymous for?

Well of course that was when I first encountered you and before I had a chance to actually read what you had to say about things. Before that, the real Duke Zion was obscured because your story was...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-29-2013, 03:15 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 221
Posted By meth god
Re: How does it feel

I want to get high... on Duke Zion.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-29-2013, 01:30 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 221
Posted By Gollum
Re: How does it feel

Note the horny hobbit masturbating furiously in the corner.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-01-2013, 03:56 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 875
Posted By Sanzenbacher
Red face Re: I met IWD today.

So you crossed some sort of astral plane, got fucked in the ass, clenched so hard that his penis was torn asunder, and awoke in your aforementioned "dick in ass" state?
...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-23-2013, 09:13 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 124
Posted By meth god
Re: What if Zoklet shut down?

You're moving way too fast, Duke Zion. You're kind of starting to creep me out now.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-23-2013, 05:40 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 138
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: Zoklet Threads

...want more content....?

eat my shit faggot

gtfo.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-23-2013, 03:20 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 366
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Who coined terms like "stoned" and "tripping"?

You're all fucked in the head
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-22-2013, 10:37 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 366
Posted By Semiazas
Re: Who coined terms like "stoned" and "tripping"?

Fuck you Duke, i find most of gollum's posts very interesting.
Forum: Bat Country 05-23-2013, 01:55 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 93
Posted By Actor
Post Mothafuckin nigga man,

I ain't oh-no-a African-American shit, FUCK that, I'm a nigga. :nigga:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-22-2013, 01:45 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 422
Posted By Tokerface
Grin Slavery is being reinstated in America!

http://i.imgur.com/Hw95Dwa.png
It is so good to hear it!
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-22-2013, 10:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 235
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Thumbs Up Re: Welcome To Zoklet: Official Recruitment Video

I watched it using this as the soundtrack.

Civil Twilight - Come As You Are cover - YouTube

Lyrics and tone are perfect.

E: btw I started the song a bit late in the video and I swear tachos...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-22-2013, 02:24 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 215
Posted By Gollum
How to pick up guys in the hood

:rofl:

How To Pick Up Guys In The Hood! - YouTube

"I'm so gay I can't even think straight"

:rofl:
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-22-2013, 11:07 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 331
Posted By tomjohens
Re: fat chicks are 'da bidness.

http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/road%20trip%20kyle.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-21-2013, 08:24 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 235
Posted By Dionysus
Re: Welcome To Zoklet: Official Recruitment Video

This would make a better soundtrack.

DERP SONG 10 HOURS - YouTube
Forum: Rejected 05-21-2013, 07:13 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 300
Posted By Dionysus
Re: Zoklet ad video

I am pretty sure SDT already has that covered.
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 05-21-2013, 07:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 163
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Glass Bowls

1) You're fucking retarded

2) You're fucking retarded for giving a headshop your PI when all you wanted was a piece
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-21-2013, 05:36 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 287
Posted By Gollum
Re: I hate country music and hate my life

How about this baby?

Gunther-ding ding dong - YouTube

touch my tralala

my ding ding dong
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-21-2013, 04:08 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 287
Posted By mizled
Re: I hate country music and hate my life

Most annoying crap I ever heard
Da Daaa De Dah
in my life
Da Daaa De Dah
I wake up to some annoying ass music blasting
Da Daaa De Dah
and fucking annoying ass kids screaming
Da Daaa De Dah...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-21-2013, 03:39 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 320
Posted By adrieann
Re: DXM: 1,800mg [30mg/kg]

I want updates.
He's probably gone all comatose and is drooling all over himself.
Forum: Bat Country 05-21-2013, 09:55 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 40
Posted By Kinkou
Re: 2-(3-methoxyjenkum)-2-(ethylamino)cyclohexanone

Lmao I woke my bf up from his sleep to read this shit because I was loling so hard.
Forum: This Just In! 05-21-2013, 07:32 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 970
Posted By komokazi
Re: Tornado fucks up Oklahoma City, 24 3rd graders presumed dead

No, no. It was the niggers!
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 05:59 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 169
Posted By Vizier
Re: What do you do when you can't be with the one you love?

Fap furiously.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 03:45 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 169
Posted By stupid noob
Re: What do you do when you can't be with the one you love?

love the one youre with
Forum: Alternative Living 05-14-2013, 11:30 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,134
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Re: A silent lighter?

http://i42.tinypic.com/333lpq1.jpghttp://i42.tinypic.com/333lpq1.jpghttp://i42.tinypic.com/333lpq1.jpghttp://i42.tinypic.com/333lpq1.jpghttp://i42.tinypic.com/333lpq1.jpg...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 07:31 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 244
Posted By unstable matter
Re: I decided to get a god damn job

the only franchise I ever worked at was burger king and I lasted less than 8 hours after calling a fat bitch a fat bitch, spitting on the floor, refusing to wash my hands and eating chicken fries...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 07:22 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 293
Posted By takedrugs_killpeople
Re: Chicago is the new africa.

got damn that nigga black as fuck
Forum: TV and Movies 05-20-2013, 06:18 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 250
Posted By Vizier
Re: Last film you would watch

Big Lebowski
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 06:12 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 417
Posted By 007GoldenShower
Re: Members we lost in the fire

I only remember Faggot and he was not a good poster.

Good riddance to all.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-07-2013, 10:33 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 840
Posted By $hit.got.real
Re: Tomorrow is my last day of work

lolz, fuck jobs. I applied for one this year and didn't get it - employment is a myth.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 04:11 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 204
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: I had a dream I was sucking two cocks

Ayup. You're pretty cocky.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 03:24 AM
Replies: 164
Views: 2,054
Posted By komokazi
Re: Where's Snoopy, A User Title Competition

Let's just say...

http://i.imgur.com/hM9rWPS.gif

...he's taken care of.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-18-2013, 06:04 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 2,054
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Where's Snoopy, A User Title Competition

Alright, the picture says:

"Snoopy's Russian Dog
Cleaning Service

[pic]

I clean dog good with tongue. You pay me, yes?
Dog become very clean. Dog is happy afterward.
You call me now,...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-19-2013, 08:31 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 254
Posted By Schplew
Re: Should Zok close the CP subforum?

I am duke zion towards the subject
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-19-2013, 06:26 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 417
Posted By Gollum
Re: Members we lost in the fire

Tiny Tits "The Tiger" Tyrone
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-19-2013, 05:39 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 417
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Thumbs Up Re: Members we lost in the fire

Best thread title ever.
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