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Forum: Generally Speaking 01-03-2012, 10:11 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 763
Posted By Rolf
Thumbs Up Rolf

From the mist once came the mighty Rolf, harbinger of doom known as Rolfcest, but now the mighty forces of Rolf have assembled, notes Rolf. As lightning shatters the sky apart and the sound of...
Forum: Travel and World Language 11-18-2011, 08:14 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,698
Posted By Darkhunter
Re: Best Third World Country in you opinion to live in?

That because a Serial Killer like the zodiac killer can disappear?

I'd say Maine: North of Augusta to be specific. The area to the east is good as well along with the island communities but up in...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-20-2011, 12:08 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 5,559
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: New Zoklet Meme: Scumbag Zoklet User

http://i.imgur.com/44Tuz.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-27-2009, 02:20 AM
Replies: 441
Views: 20,238
Posted By Cliche Guevara
Re: You will be :eek: when you see this.

Pretty much these people think that totse user pages were saved onto a webpage called dev.sabretechllc.com (which no longer works) which according to agent 008 is owned by a johnathon Hoyt, the same...
Forum: Der Politik 11-20-2011, 07:26 PM
Replies: 176
Views: 5,304
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: If Hitler...

this thread is now about borscht


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Borshch2.jpg/300px-Borshch2.jpg
Forum: Der Politik 11-19-2011, 09:43 PM
Replies: 176
Views: 5,304
Posted By Rolf
Re: If Hitler...

[/QUOTE]

Rolf would take German tank over British tank, the previous had weapons of war while the latter had tin cans with primitive flashlight attached, proclaims Rolf. They were also outclassed...
Forum: Der Politik 11-18-2011, 04:56 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 5,304
Posted By Rolf
Re: If Hitler...

And Stalin was like, 0 kilometers from Berlin, :rolleyes:, notes Rolf.
Forum: Der Politik 11-12-2011, 04:12 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 5,304
Posted By Rolf
Re: If Hitler...

That is film quote and veterans of Stalingrad were very angered by said quote's inaccuracy, notes Rolf.



PAK FA, proclaims Rolf. "Skill" is not based on ethnicity - stop being idiot, proclaims...
Forum: Der Politik 11-12-2011, 02:58 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 5,304
Posted By reject
Re: If Hitler...

Hitler never would have won the war.

People are always like "blah blah if Hitler did this or that he would have won", fact is, the Soviet Union was far too strong for him to ever win. Sure he...
Forum: Travel and World Language 11-14-2011, 04:49 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,801
Posted By water bottle
Re: Next language project..

Well I suppose learning Dutch or Swedish would be kind of pointless anyway because anybody you're going to meet who speaks Dutch or Swedish will 99 times out of 100 speak perfect, perhaps slightly...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-16-2011, 08:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 508
Posted By Darkhunter
Trolls Pick Up Chicks

Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number! - YouTube
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-16-2011, 01:27 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 718
Posted By quzok
Re: Fat Girl reacts to Skyrim

You are a fucking master detective you mate.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 11-14-2011, 04:29 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 8,674
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: Zoklet Stock Game

Alright, I set it up.

http://simulator.investopedia.com/Game/ListGames.aspx?type=Search&item=Zoklet%20Stock%20Game&sc=1&scur=Any#axzz1dedzININ

Password:tachoisthebest

Starts Tuesday,...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 11-14-2011, 02:11 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 8,674
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: Zoklet Stock Game

No more of that dumb MarketWatch shit. Investopedia is more educational and easier.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 11-12-2011, 09:38 PM
Replies: 200
Views: 8,674
Posted By nshanin
Re: Zoklet Stock Game

Investopedia this time?
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 11-11-2011, 09:38 PM
Replies: 200
Views: 8,674
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: Zoklet Stock Game

Round 2?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-12-2011, 12:54 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,096
Posted By m.060.mm
Re: Adderall

Low doses: You feel so fucking great that you're going to do everything you ever wanted. In the next 3 hours. Your house is filthy and you're happy to clean it. Attention to detail.

Higher doses:...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-11-2011, 02:02 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,096
Posted By King Owl
Re: Adderall

With a slightly more serious answer than my last one, I find dexedrine to be absolutely delightful for augmentatory purposes... I prefer the duration and elimination curve of adderall IR much more...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-06-2011, 01:51 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 3,570
Posted By Ethan
Re: Pretty much everyone I know smokes weed incorrectly

Incorrect.

Place the flame above the bowl, and inhale with suction such that the flame hovers about 1/4th of an inch over the weed. The flame will heat the surrounding air, which will be sucked...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-11-2011, 12:22 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,096
Posted By King Owl
Re: Adderall

Limitless: the movie in a minute - YouTube
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-07-2011, 11:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,810
Posted By paulbras
Re: I overheard talk about pirating

godamn. you heard all that? You a fucking stalker?
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-01-2011, 02:09 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,125
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: Sign the "Stop the E-PARASITE Act" petition, you fucks.

Anyone down to set up some proxies if this bill passes? I know I can't stand for this shit, and I hope if it does get implemented people are willing to aggressively defy it.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-27-2011, 06:44 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,020
Posted By Mor3BL7
This Guy Likes To Pee Allover LOL!!!

http://yppm.removed.us/index.php?vid=21
alright which one of u is it LOL
Forum: Music! 10-22-2011, 08:43 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 904
Posted By STD
Re: I love Russian metal.

In Soviet Russia, Russian metal loves YOU.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 10-16-2011, 01:37 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 849
Posted By sepht
unloading your AK47 while puffing a cuban cigar

This is one of the finer things in life that makes me proud to be an American.
Forum: This Just In! 10-16-2011, 06:41 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,243
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Europe Announces it has a collective yeast infection, Bans kids inflating balloon

People outside of Europe have a hard time understanding this type of stuff. While the EU does have a shitload of real crazy regulations, they suck real bad at enforcing them. In fact, I'm safe to say...
Forum: Travel and World Language 10-11-2011, 08:41 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,801
Posted By Rolf
Re: Next language project..

Arabic and Mandarin are in demand, try something Uralic if one is looking for something a bit different, states Rolf.
Forum: Music! 10-14-2011, 07:37 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 904
Posted By Rolf
Re: I love Russian metal.

Dominia - Judgement - YouTube

Often overlooked band, states Rolf.

Ария -Викинг - YouTube

This is not a Russian Metal thread until Aria is mentioned, even better if it is...
Forum: Music! 10-14-2011, 07:22 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 904
Posted By T.K. Baha
Re: I love Russian metal.

Clerks - Berserker - YouTube
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 07-06-2011, 03:44 AM
Replies: 751
Views: 39,173
Posted By Dread_Lord
Re: Ask Vizier anything about Prehistoric Life thread

How many dinosaurs did greyfox kill?
Forum: Music! 10-14-2011, 06:18 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 904
Posted By Satyr
Re: I love Russian metal.

Thou shalt not act as Rolf, for there is only one Rolf.

Holy Blood - The Spring - YouTube

Yeah, it's christian metal. Boohoo. But the song is actually pretty decent, if you ask me.
Forum: Music! 08-05-2011, 04:50 PM
Replies: 238
Views: 13,858
Posted By zuperxtreme
Arrow The most beautiful, saddest, song you know?

Johny Cash - Hurt, is up there for me:

Johnny Cash Hurt - YouTube
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-11-2011, 05:20 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,340
Posted By Figure-8
Man Dies In Arizona Police Call

Arizona police officer executes man for telling him a warrant is needed - - YouTube

This is why you don't call the cops over a family argument. They are NOT your friends. They are NOT...
Forum: Gearheads 10-14-2011, 05:07 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 491
Posted By Township Rebellion
Re: I want a German car.

Ooooh boy. If there's anyone to ask on this board about German cars, it's me. Reserved this post.

Sooo, you want to buy a German car. I love German cars myself, have done for about my whole life....
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-13-2011, 08:28 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 895
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: Most epic Zoklet moments?

:lapastada:
Just because it pissed off sooo many of you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Unwyred/Chimi.png

yep...
Forum: Der Politik 09-17-2011, 08:24 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,035
Posted By Rolf
Re: 9/11 Truth movement

Have another look at the history of man, Greece, Rome, the Caliphates, Mongolia, Spain, China, Britain, Russia, USA, all the great Empires have histories forged by blood and steel, proclaims Rolf.
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-11-2011, 04:30 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 991
Posted By Mor3BL7
Re: how do you get addicted 2 tobacco

u shud quit felonis cus if u get addicted u mite end up on the street smoking penis insted of sigeretes but i dono u proly wont do that but me and my friend brandon used to smoke sigeretes under the...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-03-2011, 02:04 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 40,679
Posted By FJX
Re: Nudist forum about incest

http://s.kcompare.com/de/picsap10/8/358/51103358-23554558.jpg

Fucks given: 0
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-03-2011, 03:20 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 40,679
Posted By p6867
Re: Nudist forum about incest

I'm trying to look this bro up right now. I'm flying to houston for work next month. I am partying with this man. I am learning everything about him, but most importantly, i will determine

Does...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 09-28-2011, 03:53 AM
Replies: 0
This is Cool: SSL Chewer
Views: 274
Posted By DrunkOnAluminium
SSL Chewer

This is unprecidented, undescribable. Just read;

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/27/beast_attacks_paypay/
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-19-2011, 08:54 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 4,763
Posted By AoxomoxoA
Embarrassed You wouldn't believe me. My day at fucking therapy

I just came back from this crisis intervention program and I cannot wipe the smirk off my face. Today was EASILY one of the weirdest and most amusing days of my life. This is what followed after I...
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-19-2011, 02:03 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,572
Posted By Vizier
Re: That fucked up comic site..

www.electricretard.com
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 09-01-2011, 05:24 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,788
Posted By King of the world
Re: How do you get your money Zoklet?

A Nigerian prince wired me 5m.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-28-2011, 12:12 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 328
Posted By Siu3d
Re: How do you do this?

The Rasterbator.

:thumbsup:
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-24-2011, 01:30 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 742
Posted By The Greek
Re: Stuff to buy for my dorm room?

Ya this is probably a good idea. Also stock up on fluids. Gatorade, water and big jugs of juice and plastic glasses. No matter where you go, cafeteria drinks will be 4x what they should be. Better to...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-19-2011, 11:01 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 25,051
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: Ugly girls trying to look like 10s.

Fixed
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/drzombie/636802copy.jpg
Forum: Mission Support 08-13-2011, 04:30 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,557
Posted By TruthWielder
Re: Just got my ASVAB scores back.

Actually he's a pretty insightful guy. Anyway,

Rolf > Your faggot ass.
Forum: Mission Support 08-12-2011, 10:17 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,557
Posted By kingOfCrash
Re: Just got my ASVAB scores back.

I got a 99, too. And the military people seemed pretty impressed. They contacted me and shit, so there's gotta be something for it. Good luck, OP.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-12-2011, 03:00 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 966
Posted By virgil caine
Re: Anyone here a Freemason?

i have been a mason for a couple of years now congradulations and enjoy your degree work.


are you doing the one day class or takeing your time and going the regular route ?
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-12-2011, 02:59 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 966
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: Anyone here a Freemason?

Freemasonry isn't a "cult". It's sorta like a frat.
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