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Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-19-2013, 04:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 145
Posted By Duke Zion
Free Keith Lemon 2013

http://i.imgur.com/g1Zdx.jpg



I think it is about time, he is missed around here
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-18-2013, 04:16 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 319
Posted By Tokerface
Grin Hai gaiz, let's make memes out of Zoklet users.

I'll start.

http://i.imgur.com/4ZVQbwU.png
http://i.imgur.com/K0E2cIo.png
http://i.imgur.com/aRrHASu.png
http://i.imgur.com/acAitiG.png

Okay, go!
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-19-2013, 09:27 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 397
Posted By Proots
Re: Tokerface, you stupid fucking aspie.

No. Tokerface is more realistic about his expectations of people. He's also better looking and nicer than WTAC. WTAC was a phoney, but Tokerface isn't.
Forum: Bat Country 05-16-2013, 03:34 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 233
Posted By Psych
Re: I undressed her

I read that imagining you looked like this;

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/20786/beatnik2_png_250x1000_q85.jpg
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-13-2013, 09:52 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 766
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: random food tips thread

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006020111914
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-13-2013, 06:03 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 250
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: What is the weirdest thing you own?

I have been cataloging my shit w/ time stamped photos for a little over a month now

May 5th, 12:50pm

http://i43.tinypic.com/adhw01.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-14-2013, 04:19 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 230
Posted By slicknickns
Re: people who spit a lot when they talk

Jerome?! You're back!!
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-13-2013, 02:46 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 216
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: People who talk about college

"ike they've truly found independence at its best."

is a great way to put it

also props for saving dogs. we should euthanise more people in people kennels than dogs. fuck that makes me sound...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-13-2013, 03:13 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 85
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: This is my personal notepad:

Drive dog to airport
Wash dad
Buy a lolipop at gas station
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-29-2011, 08:32 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 892
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: Drunkest You've Ever Driven?

fuck speedbumps
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-10-2013, 07:29 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 766
Posted By Rodrat
Re: random food tips thread

I'm such a slow garlic peeler, I will have to give that a try.

Things I would like to add to the thread:
Cast Iron is the way to go. I love using enameled cast iron for most things but for most...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-10-2013, 02:44 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 766
Posted By 'Ed Rush
Re: random food tips thread

You can microwave garlic cloves for 10 seconds and the skins will come right off. Microwave times will vary. Its better to try it in stages of 5 seconds at a time because you don't want to actually...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-13-2013, 04:33 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 149
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: I swear to god i can stretch the skin of my nutsack out 7 inches into a bat wing.

Yeah? i can hide drugs under my foreskin.
Forum: TV and Movies 05-11-2013, 05:52 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 454
Posted By Jive Talka
Re: Hemlock Grove

I thought the show was painfully long and incredibly boring; it also suffered from Lost-syndrome.

Also, the show was so fucking yellow. So. Many. Yellow. Lights.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-12-2013, 04:06 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 149
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: I swear to god i can stretch the skin of my nutsack out 7 inches into a bat wing.

http://www.jppestservices.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/flying-squirrelretouch.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-12-2013, 04:10 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 149
Posted By Chaotic Narcotic
I swear to god i can stretch the skin of my nutsack out 7 inches into a bat wing.

I would prove this.

7 inches wide. I think more. Without really trying.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-13-2013, 04:08 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 216
Posted By Vizier
Re: People who talk about college

It gets worse when those people get jobs and they won't shut up about their boring drone jobs.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-12-2013, 10:17 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 216
Posted By Ch0ppy
Re: People who talk about college

I do goto school. I don't flaunt about it. I don't even wear shit with my school's logo or anything like that. If I'm out and meeting people, yeah I'll ask where they go and what their major it. ...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-12-2013, 07:42 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 216
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: People who talk about college

i cant stand the "college joe type"

you know had little freedom under their parents reign (alot of them) and going to college is like some huge expansion of freedom. motherfucker i was doing what...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-13-2013, 03:01 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 139
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: I want to leave but where do i go.

40% of zoklet is from Ohio
The rest is from Texas, New Zealand, or Canada
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-09-2013, 08:07 AM
Replies: 296
Views: 4,120
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Last thing you ate (in detail)?

In detail? Ok:

dihydrogen monoxide, enriched wheat flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), vegetable oil (contains one or more of the following:...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-09-2013, 07:12 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 766
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: random food tips thread

God, I hope this doesn't cause a shit-storm like it did when I mentioned it here a year or so ago, but:

- You don't have to cook pork chops/steaks until they are dry as fuck, leather-like,...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-08-2013, 05:18 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 309
Posted By Gabriel Gray
Thumbs Down People holding hands while walking

The only people I see doing this nowadays are interracial couples or gay couples( usually obese bulldyke lesbians). Pretty disgusting. What I mean is, it's disgusting that people are showing off...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 07:00 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 281
Posted By jheit8
Re: ordering stuff online

Jerome=Jesus
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 03:26 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 366
Posted By p6867
Re: insane clown posse sucks so fucking bad

i lost a bet once and as a consequence had to wear insane clown posse t shirts for a week. I've never been spoken too by more random losers in my life.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 02:59 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 366
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: insane clown posse sucks so fucking bad

what kind of fucking grown men wont play a show without their face painted
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 02:49 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 366
Posted By Ch0ppy
Re: insane clown posse sucks so fucking bad

Their fans are a bunch of losers as well.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 02:42 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 366
Posted By ChinaCat
insane clown posse sucks so fucking bad

it really is ridiculous

http://youtu.be/wKlpMxBX-jk

http://youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs

god damn fucking :facepalm: X 2046357689
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 08:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 524
Posted By MAYOR
Re: Why do so many guys in the u.s.

I would lick her little fucking shit box motherfucking hell ya i would lick her little shitbox
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-08-2013, 04:38 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 582
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: crazy animal interactions you've seen

Ah nature....




Another funny animal encounter from my parents farm was when they got their first horse. He was adjusting pretty well, but was a bit jumpy. I was out filling the water trough...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-07-2013, 05:46 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 306
Posted By Gollum
Re: What are your favorite sounds?

Rain on the roof of a car as you're in it

Birds chirping in the early morning

The sound of walking through snow or leaves.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-07-2013, 01:36 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 306
Posted By Proots
Grin What are your favorite sounds?

From anything, anywhere. If you can hear it, it's not off limits to post. Here is a collection of sounds I really enjoy :

-The sound of wind chimes when it's warm and breezy outside.

-The sound...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-08-2013, 03:22 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 582
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: crazy animal interactions you've seen

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Red_billed_gull-07.jpg/800px-Red_billed_gull-07.jpg

When the seagulls in New Zealand get really mad, they transform into their battle-form,...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-08-2013, 12:37 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 582
Posted By Proots
Re: crazy animal interactions you've seen

One time, when I was babysitting my parent's dog - he was sitting in Hoot's favorite chair. Hoot came into the room and noticed he was there. After putting her paws up on the chair and wagging her...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 02:25 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 582
Posted By Gollum
Re: crazy animal interactions you've seen

I saw two geese having sex outside of a walmart

I saw two monkeys having sex at the zoo, not sure what kind but they were small and doing it on the edge of a cave lol.

I saw an elephant try to...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-08-2013, 03:30 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 135
Posted By Ch0ppy
Re: 63 seconds between posts?

I hate that shit.


Oh Please wait 4 seconds before you can post
Forum: Bat Country 04-23-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 646
Posted By dummp truck backing up
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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-05-2013, 06:12 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

Its the General from Dr. Strangelove.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-05-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 582
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: crazy animal interactions you've seen

good thread idea jerome.

at this one house i lived at we had 4 dogs at one point.

this lab/border collie mix or something was obsessed with this little white dog.

hed literally just sit and...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-05-2013, 06:07 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By Issue313
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

....and you now have 1500.

You should cash some in. Available prizes + their prices are listed in the Zokrewards™ brochure.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 02:00 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

oh i am so down
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 04:19 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

Thank me like crazy.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 12:22 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

another morning, another thanx!
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-04-2013, 09:57 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

yeah well i thanked evry poast in this fred except yours faggot


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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-05-2013, 12:42 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By Mirana
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

:stresscat3:
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-05-2013, 01:40 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 175
Posted By bumble
Re: Where do you see yourself in 100 years?

I will probably be a female duck that gets repeatedly gang raped by male ducks... just like my mom told me about ducks. And then a wild hog will eat my duck eggs and I will quack instead of cry. :(
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 01:55 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

im prolly out soon too, but post again and ill thank as long as i can


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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 01:49 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

k thx :)


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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-04-2013, 10:38 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 582
Posted By Greyusurper
Re: crazy animal interactions you've seen

Took my cat out for a jog on the trail the trail a few days back and ran into some blue racers. Didn't realize they were there until I was near them, and I spooked them in the direction of my cat. ...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-04-2013, 07:58 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 74
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Thumbs Up May the Fourth

Be with you!
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