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Forum: So Last Summer 03-26-2010, 11:45 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,655
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: how should a fat person dress?

wear a barrel with suspenders on it.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-20-2011, 01:55 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 7,073
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: the barista at starbucks

jubal, go fuck right off, you tryhard. go make up some more stories about your "sex slave" that you tied to the floor.

edit: i also like the dichotomy of this thread. first half; pretty positive,...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-15-2011, 12:51 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 3,818
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Sex in the past.......did it suck?

it definitely got much better once everybody started bathing regularly. imagine what a pussy smelled like in 912 when people took showers once a year.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-17-2011, 05:32 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,165
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: The Wealth of Armsmerchant

don't forget that he owns multiple properties too. looks like we got ourselves a genuine robber baron! plus isn't his kid a retard? the guvmint sends the handicapable money too.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-12-2011, 08:07 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,405
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Grilling Perfect Steak

yo tmd my nitch. a good side is corn and leeks. slice up your leeks pretty thin like this size \\\, then rinse them well to get all the dirt off. next sautee them for a little bit in butter to brown...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-03-2011, 09:19 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 876
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Street Gigs

caricaturist. it doesn't matter if you are a horrible drawer. if they say something about how shitty their picture is, just start crying.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-07-2011, 04:58 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,531
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: 5000 Yr Old Cave man - seems he was the GAY

maybe it was an ancient practical joke, his cave buddies were fucking with us.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-06-2011, 11:18 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 848
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: I want a Grill Press

i have a ricer and it is rad. i don't like my mashed potatoes to have chunks in them but i don't like their consistency if whipped. if i was going to pick a piece of kitchen equipment that is my...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-03-2011, 12:51 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,088
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Has a girl ever told you to leave her alone? (lessons learned)

yeah this happened to me one time too. there was this girl in h.s. that i really didn't like so i superglued a huge dildo to the hood of her car. it was a big floppy one that would really move in the...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-03-2011, 01:02 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,213
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: I need drugs

what about a quick dance around a toadstool? that should put you right back on track.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-02-2011, 08:49 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,147
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Fitness for a 50+ year old woman

kegels. gotta keep that pussy tight yo.
Forum: TV and Movies 03-16-2011, 04:26 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,249
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Total Mind Fuck

thats depressing that 12 monkeys is considered old school. i was listening to the radio a couple days ago and it was a show called "resurrection flashback" and it was all songs from when i was in...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-28-2011, 11:47 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 6,684
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: When walking alone in public, do you notice people looking at you?

yes because i usually have my giant cock hanging out of my fly. jpw on the other hand has a tiny baby dick.
Forum: This Just In! 03-24-2011, 09:29 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,952
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Cameron James Spurback, Part-Time Zoo Keeper And Pedophile

whenever i see pictures like this, i thank the lord that i was born normal looking. even if you are no johnny depp at least you look human. think of how many things can go wrong and really change...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-04-2011, 06:18 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,356
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: did i take advantage of her?

you are a rapist.
Forum: This Just In! 03-09-2011, 05:47 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,659
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: 13 adults and 5 teens rape a 11 y/o

when isnt the death penalty an option in texas?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-09-2011, 04:23 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 3,390
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: something for the young guys out there under 20

this is just sad. get a life dude. it is not remotely hard to nail a chick. first step for you would be to talk to a fat chick. they always put out. there is obviously something seriously wrong with...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-09-2011, 05:27 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 3,390
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: something for the young guys out there under 20

if you aren't wasting all you "sexual energy" jacking off you will feel motivated to use that energy towards an actual woman. im sure it has do with testosterone levels, pheromones, and other signals...
Forum: Viva La Sports 03-04-2011, 06:25 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,757
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Iditarod coming up!

wow, insider access to the iditarod! i don't know about everyone else but i'll be on the edge of my seat!
Forum: TV and Movies 03-03-2011, 01:29 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,559
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: I Need TV Series Recommendations that Don't Suck

eastbound and down is funny. i second spartacus, not gods of the arena so much though. sopranos too.
Forum: Fragyard 03-01-2011, 08:10 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 952
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: What is the best multiplayer shooter out now?

bfbc2
Forum: Fragyard 02-23-2011, 11:09 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,624
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Games that Suck/Buyer's Remorse.

wet. one of the worst games i ever played.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 02-27-2011, 07:27 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 836
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Fucking Haagen Dazs!

what a bunch of women. i eat frozen skim milk and only one scoop a week.
Forum: Fragyard 02-27-2011, 12:46 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,234
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Game Annoyances.

when im playing bfbc2 online and no matter how much i yell, my idiot squadmates continue to play like complete assholes. or when my mic is charging, no matter how much i yell, no one listens.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-22-2011, 05:28 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 7,073
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: the barista at starbucks

jubal, this thread of mine is really pissing you off isn't it? fuck you! it may surprise you but the way this chick is acting is different than the thousands of other people i have come across in the...
Forum: Fragyard 02-21-2011, 04:46 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 4,869
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Today, I'm gonna play...

second on the bc2.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-20-2011, 01:34 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 7,073
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: the barista at starbucks

great. thanks to all the negative nancys here on zoklet, a pleasant part of my week has been ruined. i thought that it seemed pretty reasonable that a girl you saw once a week might develop an...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 02-07-2011, 07:27 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,665
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Bizzare thoughts of violence

i get them sometimes too. i would never act on them but a funny one i have sometimes is " what would everyone do if i just smashed that baby on the wall?" i think its normal.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2011, 02:30 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,592
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Pubic hair

i like it completely shaved except for one really long hair directly above the vag with a blue bead tied on the end.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2011, 02:25 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 7,474
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: "Accidentally" showing a girl your dick (I'm high)

it seems that no matter what topic is discussed, you have some super awesome anecdote to regale us with. i know you want to be like some guru of this forum and i really hope your tryhard ass does not...
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 01-18-2011, 10:08 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,624
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Abscess on cat

happened to my cat. cost $400 to get him cleaned up, but well worth it because i love that retarded little asshole.
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