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Forum: Gearheads 06-26-2011, 05:30 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 4,462
Posted By TheExtract
Re: getting pissed off at the interwebz

My car is alot shittier than I thought haha. My headers are extremely rusted, I think my floater is fucked up, cause it seems like my gas is getting chugged, and I don't think a cavy would have low...
Forum: DIY 02-16-2011, 07:52 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,862
Posted By TheExtract
Re: A Better Mouse Trap (pics & vid)

Fucking seriously? That's fucked up. I hope somebody puts you in a giant blender!
Forum: Neurons & Needles 06-16-2011, 06:03 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 6,082
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Worst you've ever been hurt

Had to burn a tick off the head of my dick once, almost passed out. Had my big toe slammed in a school double doors, and it ripped the toenail off. Was riding my bike down a steep hill, breaks went...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 06-19-2011, 05:29 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,506
Posted By TheExtract
Re: My best friend attempted suicide tonight

Put simply, you're a dick, quit posting
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 06-17-2011, 06:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 777
Posted By TheExtract
Re: broke ass w/ $25 wal-mart giftcard

I've done this before, but with my friends food stamp card, I think he had less than 25 though. Get like two boxes of ramen, each should be around $6. Next, you can get a pack of bologna and a loaf...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-28-2011, 06:22 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 565
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Out of my system?

My p.o is unreliable, nvr tested me, and I was able to wait an extra 3 days cause of work and bad weather, didn't wanna walk in the rain lol
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 01-02-2010, 06:59 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,914
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Stupid things you did when you were a kid.

I think the funniest, yet most fucking stupid thing I've ever done when I was little was; I was about 11 or 12, maybe a little older, and it was me and my dad outside of our house, and we had a fire...
Forum: This Just In! 02-16-2011, 04:04 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 3,409
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Spain bans public smoking.

How many smokers have you seen stand DIRECTLY in front of the door or super close to the side of the door, to where you HAVE to go through smoke? I never have, and I never have done that either....
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2010, 04:58 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,458
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Ever felt like beating the crap out of your girlfriend?

Never hit my GF, but a drunk bitch kept slapping me for no damn reason, I was just sitting there minding my own business, and she came up and started slapping me. so I got up, and uppercutted her...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-06-2010, 07:10 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 5,447
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Five things you've learned from drug use you never believed

oh yeah, I have another one. 1)you finally realize what/who/where is actually important to you, and you start to notice all the mistakes you've made, and you begin to try and fix them, even if it is...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-06-2010, 07:17 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,989
Posted By TheExtract
Re: 8 year old convinces woman to flash at X games

It's the massive cawk, and cause we fresh, unlike you pastry cakes! :o
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-31-2010, 05:25 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,442
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Worst sex-related thing you have overhead in a conversation

It wasn't really a conversation, but more like happening right next to me. My friend was fucking a girl we both knew in our tent, on the same mattress as me (yes, we put mattress's in our tents), and...
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-21-2010, 03:17 AM
Replies: 192
Views: 11,587
Posted By TheExtract
Re: 1 Watt Blue Laser

I'm wanting one so bad! Time to start saving up, imagine a mob of people chasing after you, and you just turning around, shine that bad boy at them, and then boom, no more pursuers!
Forum: TV and Movies 05-18-2010, 08:01 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 864
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Recommend me a good ninja/samurai movie

I'm not sure about them being *new*, but I know he has one out called Swords (I think that's the title) where he is a sword fighter and uses Musashi's style (two swords), and one where he is a police...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-16-2010, 11:45 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 8,465
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Where can I buy a nitrous cracker?

I was about to sound dumb again and ask why can't you just inhale it out of th nitrous cartridge, but that would freeze the hell out of ur lungs and kill u haa
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-14-2010, 03:58 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 705
Posted By TheExtract
Re: askin cart guys for lost shit

the bar idea is the best so far.
Forum: Fragyard 05-10-2010, 05:00 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 961
Posted By TheExtract
Re: cold blooded shit you can do to win a game

My first scamming was always on runescape, and the best one I ever did was awesome. I came up to some random lvl 20 and told them that I was friends with an old member of jagex, and that they fired...
Forum: There's a Pyro in All of Us 04-26-2010, 06:16 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,473
Posted By TheExtract
Re: napalm

awesome how quickly this thread derailed off track. Keep it on topic.
Forum: This Just In! 04-28-2010, 05:23 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,184
Posted By TheExtract
Re: So they're planning to make a star on earth using the worlds biggest laser

If fusion becomes possible, I'm going to find a way to fuse armor under my skin, and weapons onto my arms, it would be mad kool dawg
Forum: This Just In! 04-28-2010, 05:04 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,184
Posted By TheExtract
Re: So they're planning to make a star on earth using the worlds biggest laser

Even small and short lived, if it gets as hot as it says, it does still have a chance. Imagine a small drop of thermite, even a small ass drop would burn straight through concrete and keep going...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-22-2010, 03:02 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,615
Posted By TheExtract
Re: girl #1 or girl #2?

AIDS. That is all
Forum: This Just In! 01-14-2010, 12:36 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,507
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Half-plant/half-animal creature discovered

The real question here is, how does it have sex?
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-15-2010, 08:38 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 465
Posted By TheExtract
Re: My facebook group

I have a facebook too, but you're a complete faggot. Don't post links to your facebook group, ON A FORUM.
Forum: This Just In! 01-14-2010, 12:50 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,507
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Half-plant/half-animal creature discovered

I would like to own one as a pet, and then bring it out of its tank to throw on my friends
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-08-2010, 08:36 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 1,546
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Lost the second girl that I've ever loved.

I've already told her to fuck off, and leave me the fuck alone, shit like that, and everytime I see her in public, I either turn the complete other way, shove her out of my way with my shoulder, or...
Forum: Paranormal 11-06-2009, 02:44 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,701
Posted By TheExtract
Some weird shit went down.

Ok, so I don't know if this belongs in Spirituality, but if it does, can a mod move it please? Anyways, I've been hearing people starting to whisper my name again, and it hasn't happened for a year...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,961
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Idea for a new bong- would this work? If so, somebody construct and take pics!

See, this is why half the people of Zoklet don't bother posting ideas, unappreciative idiots like you guys just ruin it all. I was just pondering if it would work or not, and no mr. blunt, I'm not...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-29-2009, 06:43 PM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,946
Posted By TheExtract
Re: Funny things to do during sex...

When you're fucking her, and you're in the heat of the moment, yell out, "OH GOD IT HURTS! QUIT! PLEASE! GOD TAKE IT OUT, IT HURTS!" lol this will freak her out
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