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Forum: LOL, Internet 01-10-2010, 10:29 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 4,572
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Girl Ruins Marriage on Game Show.

That's funny. Women cheat, lie and steal. Wow, big fucking news. NOT.

How do you know it ruined her marriage? At the end it looked like her husband was rubbing her back.
Forum: This Just In! 04-02-2010, 06:10 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 933
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Grandma busted for selling goldfish

http://blog.craftzine.com/Ministry_of_Silly_Walks.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-25-2010, 03:44 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,888
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Do women have hairy butts/asscracks?

Dunno how fat the whales are you fuck doggy style, but the girls I've been with, their asses open when they bend over.

As far as OP, it's not like the hair in my ass. It's really fine. Downright...
Forum: Gearheads 03-17-2010, 04:16 AM
Replies: 525
Views: 19,998
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Post a pic of your car Zoklet

Can't argue with that.

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f221/139434d1260691100-lotus-miata-mazda-miata.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 03-12-2010, 07:22 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 2,905
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: America to have national ID cards

Microwave.
Forum: Music! 03-10-2010, 03:02 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,290
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: MS Paint covers from your favorite album(s)

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/897/killemall.png
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-04-2010, 03:59 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,732
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: NSFW: I liek mudkipz

Get ready to lick paint.

http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/v/Mudkip/
Forum: Travel and World Language 02-27-2010, 05:54 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,199
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Thinking of going back to Cambodia...

It's a holiday in Cambodia, it's tough kid but it's life. It's a holiday in Cambodia, don't forget to pack a wife.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-05-2010, 04:30 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,060
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Anti American North Korean Propaganda

It's all true. I pulled the teeth out of a North Korean women just last Tuesday. And I oftentimes throw North Korean babies into pits full of already dead North Koreans and then paint their picture,...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-11-2010, 04:05 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,023
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Woman Breastfeeds Two Puppies

pT9OrN-Y3Vo

Where is your god now?
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 02-04-2010, 07:43 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 831
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: svchost.exe problem

Download avg free antivirus, install it, update definitions.

Shut down computer, turn it back on

As the computer is booting up, before windows comes up, keep pressing F8 until a black and...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 02-03-2010, 08:05 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,110
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Throwing a party need something cheap to mix with Vitalli vodka

GHB
Forum: This Just In! 01-27-2010, 06:17 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,794
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: The Apple iPad

Who would want a 10 inch touchscreen apple product? Probably people who would jump to a "you couldn't afford one anyway" argument.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-27-2010, 08:09 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,325
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: PROJECT PAT made you guys all lunch :):):)

Looks really good buddy. Nice job.

*whispers to rest of zoklet*
I think he's retarded or something.
Forum: This Just In! 01-27-2010, 07:17 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,794
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: The Apple iPad

They make good products? They make an mp3 player, a little mp3 player, an mp3 player with a touch screen, an mp3 player with phone built in, overpriced laptop and desktop computers, overpriced NAS...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-19-2010, 02:18 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,426
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: 8 types of annoying people at the theatre, sorry dfg i will explain what that is.

They forgot the person that checks their cellphone every 30 seconds. They don't text or anything, just turn the screen light on to check something. And you catch it out of the corner of your eye and...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-15-2010, 04:17 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,389
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: I should have gotten laid. WTF happened

And that's cool and all.

OP: Depends on what you want, if you want party girls and just love 'em and leave 'em... she's not good for that. There's about 150 million girls in the U.S. so don't...
Forum: The Musician's Playground 01-11-2010, 08:36 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,425
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Looking for advice on guitar

Most music is "scales" anyways, so you learn it by playing. All the great soloists, they are playing scales or parts of scales. Even chord progressions are based on the circle of 4th or 5ths. I think...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-09-2010, 10:27 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 3,209
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Rape

All fun and everything until a really ugly fat chick rapes you and your friends come in and take pictures. The bitch didn't even take my shoes off.
Forum: This Just In! 01-07-2010, 08:27 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 5,826
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Window cleaning chemical injected into fast food hamburger meat

Those are preservatives! The whole point of this is that preservatives are bad. Honey is a special case and preserves itself. Slathering salt over something fatty makes it unhealthy as fuck. However,...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 01-06-2010, 06:35 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,019
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Difference between bachelors, masters and doctorate

BS = Bull Shit
MS = More Shit
PhD = Piled High and Deep

You should research where the PhD you want is offered. You can get a PhD in almost anything. Paygrade is usually better for doctorates, if...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 12-17-2009, 09:16 PM
Replies: 355
Views: 20,640
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: Current fads that are just retarded

http://www.marshallsclothingcompany.com/usrimage/ugg_kids_short_sand.jpg

This or any variants thereof. In NYC, looking down while in a crowd of people, you will see no less than 1/3 of everyone...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-16-2009, 07:06 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,227
Posted By Nuclear Rape
Exclamation Re: I Met a Girl. Now What?

Why do people ask for relationship and dating advice from a bunch of socially awkward, mid-teen death metal faggots?

If she was into you, and she was drunk you'd be telling us how you got laid....
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