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Forum: This Just In! 06-10-2013, 03:51 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 265
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Cops murder innocent man

Naw then they'd just send in the SWAT team like they did to that marine who tried defending his home from unidentified invaders with his AR.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-31-2013, 06:48 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 319
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Camwhore rage, nigga.

"you told the FBI there were explosives in my shit"

I lol'd
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-22-2011, 10:14 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,366
Posted By White Jesus
Re: 6,000 mg of Seroquel

Im just gonna leave this here
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-08-2013, 02:17 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 213
Posted By White Jesus
Re: DMX the tank engine

Youtube

I reckon this one is my favourite
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-30-2013, 12:56 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 396
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Cones or bowls?

It just wouldnt be the same without the hose.

Spin mine 50/50 thanks
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-08-2013, 05:00 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 280
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Ars Technica teaches us how to clone weed

Nah you can just make a cutting with a razor blade or something else sharp, coat that fucker in rooting hormone and then plant it and you'll get an exact copy of the mother plant, hence the term...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-19-2013, 12:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 633
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Cactus bodyslam

That makes me proud to be 'stralyan. Fuckin oath ya mad cunt. faaaarkin oath indeed.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-12-2013, 04:31 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,011
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Byebottle

That or the officer mistakes it for dat shake and bake meff people are always making while driving and then he'll jam your tweeker ass straight to prison for manufacturing.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-12-2013, 07:45 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 498
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Aboriginal Idol

Pffft

Welcome to abbocore, ya white dawg cuuuunt

Petrol Powered Goon Bag Holocaust - Hey White Cunt

And while we're on the subject.

The Bush Mechanics part 1
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-11-2013, 11:28 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 637
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Bugging out.

Buggin out

Soddy OP i could nay resist.
Forum: Fragyard 02-03-2013, 11:29 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 2,733
Posted By White Jesus
Hypno-HAI Re: Zoklet RPG Game

Please include a mission where you have to go and cop drugs for the BLTC regulars in some sketchy ghetto.

That'd be dope.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-29-2012, 12:58 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,322
Posted By White Jesus
Re: What possible "date-rape" drug froths up a drink?

because shes a manipulative whore who cant find a better emotional tampon then the muppet in the OPs post
Forum: The Trashcan 01-29-2013, 08:58 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 215
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Tramidol dosin

Then slam some liquor and head to your local ghetto for hard and some smack.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-26-2013, 10:07 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 977
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Letting go of painful memories with DMT

I have a friend who was raped by demons on DMT, hes been a strange cunt ever since. DMT has always been awesome to me though.

I'd treat carefully.
Forum: This Just In! 01-04-2013, 08:55 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 125
Posted By White Jesus
Re: (4th LD) Seoul court denies extradition of Chinese arson suspect to Japan

Please start taking your meds again, before you hurt someone
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-25-2012, 09:45 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,522
Posted By White Jesus
Re: I punched my girl..

Better pray to sweet baby jesus that her family ain't rednecks or niggers because if they are prepare to bite the barrel.

Who drinks alone before going to Christmas with their girls family...
Forum: This Just In! 12-07-2012, 02:21 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 745
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Terrorist attack trying to get sporting weapons banned in Australia

We could purge the whole east coast and they'rd be no real loss to humanity
Forum: This Just In! 12-02-2012, 02:12 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,007
Posted By White Jesus
Re: DNA Proves Bigfoot is out there and is real

http://www.internshipsdownunder.com/images/destination_information/Aboriginals.jpg

I wouldn't call them sophisticated though
Forum: This Just In! 11-29-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 384
Posted By White Jesus
Re: EBay pulls pin on 'Obama in Pee Pee'

Pee pee? how fucking laaaamee.
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-22-2012, 12:58 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,077
Posted By White Jesus
Re: London woman knocked out cold by unknown assailant

Lawl almost as good as his urban sprinting

Neg's urban sprinting

Neg, he outruns niggers.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-16-2012, 10:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 425
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Sleep assistance

Alcohol makes for shitty sleep, anymore then two drinks is gonna mess with your restful sleep. Pop 2mg meletonin and smoke some weed. Eat a turkey sandwich then go to bed.

Lets face facts though,...
Forum: This Just In! 11-12-2012, 09:12 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,994
Posted By White Jesus
Re: An online petition from Louisiana to peacefully withdraw from the US

Bring on Civil War 2 I say. That'd be good watching
Forum: This Just In! 10-18-2012, 11:41 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 2,684
Posted By White Jesus
Re: UK blocks extradition of hacker because assburgers makes him a suicide risk

Not if he claims assburgers. Retards are incapable of rape
Forum: This Just In! 10-16-2012, 02:36 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 640
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Medical Marijuana Gets Its Day in Federal Court Tomorrow

Marijuana is for losers, Call me when LSD gets its day in court
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-14-2012, 01:07 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 402
Posted By White Jesus
Re: first time addy review

Usually inbetween bouts of furious masturbation
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-11-2012, 12:01 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 963
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Aussie Battler Style

As an australian, I'd like to say thats fucckin shiiit ya dog cuuunt

For those of you looking for some real aussie humor

Jewtube
Forum: This Just In! 10-11-2012, 03:12 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,799
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Peace-prize winning girl shot by Taliban

How are they gonna dominate the world when they can't even kill a 14 year old girl?
Forum: This Just In! 10-10-2012, 04:24 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 799
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Your internet will soon be assfucked

I guess we just go back to off-line trading.
Im down with that.
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-12-2012, 06:59 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,844
Posted By White Jesus
Re: When Nightmares Come True - Human Cloning

The jews would probably just bring him back for some twisted revenge, even though the clone would have absolutely no relation to original Hitler aside from DNA
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-08-2012, 09:20 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 411
Posted By White Jesus
Re: T Break

Grow a pair and get some self control. It aint smack you're coming off
Forum: This Just In! 09-08-2012, 02:52 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,304
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Charlotte man charged with threatening president on Twitter

I'm sure he's got a better reason then that for hating obama, like the fact he's done sweet fuck all for the blacks who voted him in.

Why must it always be about race with you?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-30-2012, 09:12 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,155
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Etizolam totaled my car

The chinese must be laughing their asses off at us.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-29-2012, 08:56 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,155
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Etizolam totaled my car

This has the potential to be an epic Benzo blackout thread if you anxious nutjobs post stories.
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-31-2012, 02:06 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,571
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Charlotte Dawson is being insulted on Twitter...

Lets just clear one thing up here, shes a fucking kewi who came across on a leaky fishing boat like all other kewis, shes certianlly not australian and this hasn't made it onto any news station that...
Forum: This Just In! 08-26-2012, 03:59 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,061
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Neil Armstrong dead at 82

Commie bastard!
Laika, now there was a space hero to make you proud.
Forum: This Just In! 08-24-2012, 02:03 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 999
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Police put the squeeze on bikie gangs

HA here are mostly muppets restricted to the east coast. they're profitable sure but they produce crappy meffs. All the really profitable criminal operations here are run by Asians, lebs or...
Forum: This Just In! 08-21-2012, 01:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 695
Posted By White Jesus
Re: ASIO eyes green groups

So dont let drunken cost cutting ruskies bulid em and dont build em on the coast under a gigantic fault line. Seems like a no brainer to me
Forum: This Just In! 08-20-2012, 06:53 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 695
Posted By White Jesus
Re: ASIO eyes green groups

Its to be expected, the activists in the north are becoming more and more daring and millitant in their opposition to the Gorgan gas project and unranim mining etc. Couple that with all the...
Forum: This Just In! 08-20-2012, 04:15 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 4,424
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Oregon Study Shows Obamacare Will NOT Reduce Costs

I really dont get americans that are opposed to free public health care, its the hallmark of a country that isnt a developing shithole. Almost every other first world country has some form of public...
Forum: This Just In! 08-18-2012, 09:25 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 4,122
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Pit Bull Horror

This is absolute horseshit. Any dog can be raised to be a killer regardless of breed. Saying pitbulls are any more dangerous then dogs of a similar class is plain retarded. When it comes to dogs its...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-18-2012, 12:22 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 941
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Getting on the scag

Nah you're right prices for everything in on sunbaked rock are fuckin retarded. I was payin 30 a pill last night for some low grade MDMA, had to eat like 3 to get my munt on. I'd usually get better...
Forum: Conspiracies And The Paranormal 08-10-2012, 11:25 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,729
Posted By White Jesus
Re: The guy in court is not James Holmes.

What if the CIA did master mind control during the 60's and they use it for false flag attacks like this. I mean the target would have to be isolated like holmes was and then they just chock it all...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-08-2012, 03:44 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 791
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Thinking of getting my hands on some nitrous

Maybe nos kills reptilians?
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-01-2012, 12:18 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,563
Posted By White Jesus
Re: Looking to do his first car shopping

Lololol anyone remember that kid a while back who got blasted with a .357 when some cunt found him in his car?
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