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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 05:05 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 310
Posted By 420gator
Re: Anybody here ever experience telepathy through psychedellics?

Ive had convos with ppl without speaking while on a trip
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 05:08 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 310
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Anybody here ever experience telepathy through psychedellics?

I've witnessed 2 people completely fucked out of their minds on psychedelics babbling to each other and them comprehending each other perfectly. It got way crazier after they hit a joint.

Towards...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-04-2013, 05:22 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,161
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: What would you do if you saw a man slap a woman?

Step into help...

help slapping that ho!

:troll:
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 01-26-2013, 04:13 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 707
Posted By Communicate
Re: How often do you go shopping for food?

THE MALNOURISHED HULK.

Probably £15-20 usually, sometimes up to early 20's if I'm feeling lavish. I can get by comfortably enough on £10, but I'd be shedding weight (not always bad).
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 01-12-2013, 07:34 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 789
Posted By FuckSociety
Re: How to mess with a whore?

There's only one good option that I could think of ... Now this is pretty risky, but it'll make you feel 10x better.

So here's what you need to do ... Quit bitching and Post some titties up on...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-24-2012, 09:34 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,184
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: When girls ask how old you are?

How old are you?
Forum: I need to find it on the internet 12-15-2012, 11:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 750
Posted By Issue313
Re: Totse rap and totse orientation videos

Lucky I had these downloaded to a hard drive:
TOTSE Orientation Video - YouTube
TOTSE Theme Song totse com gangsta rap - YouTube

May take a min to process
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-04-2012, 01:43 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 856
Posted By Anopheles
Re: Hurting my dick during sex?

2-3 minutes? Damn son. Is she even wet by the time you bust a nut?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-04-2012, 09:34 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,231
Posted By The Duke
Re: Slutty looking girl at my work

Report back after you've fucked her. Ideally with pics/video. Do not post until you have done this. See you then.
Forum: Fragyard 11-14-2012, 05:29 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 546
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: Dota 2

ok. steam email addresses required
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-03-2012, 01:38 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 898
Posted By Zanick
Re: California bans therapies to cure gay minors

when will they do this for the pedophiles?
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-18-2012, 05:33 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 539
Posted By SoulButter
This shit is awesome

This guy is hanging out with lions. How fucking bad ass, is that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1okTecIZBn4&feature=g-vrec
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-05-2012, 08:40 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 750
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: False eye lashes for your car

truck nuts + car eyelashes = AWESOMEST CAR EVER + 10000 HP
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-03-2012, 09:37 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,301
Posted By Drox
Re: Racist joke time!

Why don't black people go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 06-25-2012, 03:59 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,035
Posted By reject
Re: Why women do not deserve equal pay for equal work

If mens money is going to prostitutes then women are still being paid.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 06-23-2012, 01:29 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 308
Posted By sepht
Re: Intuos question

just use a toothpick covered in hot glue so it doesn't scrape the tablet surface

that's all the nib is, a stick that's softer than the tablet
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-21-2012, 06:38 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 7,525
Posted By LSA King
Re: DAT ASS [From LOLI]

http://iforce.co.nz/i/qfazgby2.gwe.jpg


and she's 14. Beat that
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 06-20-2012, 09:47 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 888
Posted By Vox Ducis
Re: How to be a sophisticated twat?

Apply for French citizenship.
Forum: The Book Nook 05-25-2012, 02:10 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,686
Posted By SteamPunk
Re: What books would you like become a movie?

None :mad:

Encourages retards who watch movies instead of read.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-29-2012, 03:31 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 853
Posted By komokazi
Re: Ever forget your not on the internet in real life?

Fag.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-10-2012, 04:49 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 6,131
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Coca-Cola Modifies Caramel Color To Avoid Cancer Warning Label

Louis C.K.'s twin brother?
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-16-2012, 01:11 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 495
Posted By Retard Synrdome
Mad Re: Photoshop CS6 The devils work?[From TJI]

Can't wait to torrent it.
Forum: This Just In! 02-12-2012, 12:37 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 4,503
Posted By Frankeh
Re: Whitney Houston Dead

Dammit Costner, you had one job!
Forum: Paranormal 06-13-2009, 05:51 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,791
Posted By Syphilis
Re: SLI experiences

Google "coincidence".
Forum: Paranormal 02-10-2012, 11:05 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,022
Posted By Vlad, King of all Vodkas
Re: 'Woolly mammoth' spotted in Siberia

such a nigger remark. lets kill it and take its belongings.Fuck you Tacho.
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-20-2011, 12:16 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 5,545
Posted By Daily
Re: New Zoklet Meme: Scumbag Zoklet User

http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11280/11551222.jpg
Forum: Der Politik 01-23-2012, 07:06 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,341
Posted By Lucid
Re: Facebook to become the newest target of hacker group Anonymous

There was this whole half hour on "super hacker group anonymous" on tv the other day. I just sat there there and laughed to myself the entire time. They go on and on about how they're this loosely...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-15-2012, 09:36 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,435
Posted By arleybob
Re: how often do you guys actually get std tested?

i never have, but i feel i should

i've been with some dirty girls... :paranoid:
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-22-2011, 12:00 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 4,214
Posted By Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis
Re: Japan makes being fat illegal and taxable

Only if you're a retard.

Bags of whole grain flours? CHEAP, make tons of shit with it.

Eggs? CHEAP.

Huge bags of dried beans or rice? A few bucks.

Cans of all sorts of basic shit? CHEAP...
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-20-2011, 10:39 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 4,214
Posted By Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis
Re: Japan makes being fat illegal and taxable

This costs other normal sized people dearly because all of these fat fucks clog up emergency rooms after gorging 10 burritos with 10,000 mg of salt at La Bambas, soaking up all the social care money...
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-19-2011, 08:28 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 4,214
Posted By sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
Re: Japan makes being fat illegal and taxable

LOL if this happened in america, there'd be prison camps full of fatties.
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-21-2011, 05:26 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 23,371
Posted By 47 47 47
Re: Urgent Help Needed!!! Body to dispose of.

Watch the movie Snatch

Pigs.
Forum: Fragyard 12-18-2011, 08:18 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,308
Posted By Satyr
Re: Anyone going to do Skyrim modding?

Zoklet-mods, that would be awesome.

An epic quest where you can join to side with Zok, the reigning king, or with Spectral, running his petty rebellion. That, or you can join those fuckwads of...
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-15-2011, 12:48 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 4,214
Posted By ShadyLady
Re: What crime do you think is the most profitable?

This is a very vague question. It comes down to many factors... risk vs reward, time invested, skills the person has, etc. Really regarding risk vs reward, is making millions worth it if you are...
Forum: Games Poor People Play 12-17-2011, 07:21 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,155
Posted By Frankeh
Re: Theme Hotel - Kinda like Sim Tower

game pauses when I tab away, super gay.

who wants to sit there and watch the money slowly go up for half an hour
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 12-13-2011, 05:16 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,631
Posted By Crashwangdoodle
Re: Quitting smoking

I think the hardest is not having a cigarette after sex.. After you get into that groove, it's hard to go back. Also if i'm at a party it's so much nicer than having to cuddle with the random girl...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 12-12-2011, 07:30 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,866
Posted By Trix Are For Kids
Thumbs Up Re: a forum for banned users

Everybody likes it. It's not going to happen. That's the way this forum works, lol. :D
Forum: Support and Suggestions 12-12-2011, 07:25 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,866
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: a forum for banned users

This would be the biggest fuckfest of the internet! I like it :hrmph:
Forum: Support and Suggestions 12-12-2011, 07:06 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,866
Posted By sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
Re: a forum for banned users

If a user gets banned there just move them to the "Gas Chamber" forum
Forum: Support and Suggestions 12-12-2011, 07:00 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,866
Posted By Nachismo
Re: a forum for banned users

Maybe they could post in the trash can.lol
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-09-2011, 03:49 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,342
Posted By Creepy Lurker Dude
Re: sex during menstruation

Yeah I've done it a few times. But you should take the time to teach your girl to love and enjoy giving great blowjobs instead.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-09-2011, 03:44 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,342
Posted By reggie_love
Re: sex during menstruation

Not a big deal. If you're uncomfortable with bodily fluids, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
Forum: TV and Movies 11-09-2011, 07:59 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,053
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: what film would you like to see remade?

ben hur could be good if the right director was involved
Forum: Weapons and Combat 11-11-2011, 07:29 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,267
Posted By Rolf
Re: Bartitsu

So one is to say "Good day, old chap" for Kiai? asks Rolf.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-30-2011, 12:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 877
Posted By Ambient
Re: Fat whore

a) Don't cook with extra virgin, it's best for using after food is cooked or on raw foods.
b) Minced garlic is shit
c) She is really fat. She put the pasta in a small bowl, but you know she's gonna...
Forum: This Just In! 10-06-2011, 05:25 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,867
Posted By Snoopy
Re: CNN blames video games and atheism for decline in society's masculinity

This is Christiane Amanpour reporting to you live from Srajevo. The UN convoy I was traveling with was just held up at a Serb checkpoint and I had to suck off half a battalion of Serb dick.

Funny...
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-26-2011, 09:47 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,411
Posted By ayingerbrau
Re: Lol worst audition on x-factor + fight

Fuck x-factor and all 'reality' television.
Forum: What's Good 09-19-2011, 02:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,130
Posted By zuperxtreme
Thumbs Up Making a kid smile again

Not that you pervs.

Changing faces with a smile - YouTube

Made me smile too. :)

http://www.operationsmile.org/donate
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-17-2011, 09:55 AM
Replies: 193
Views: 8,450
Posted By LegalEnjoy
Re: How to screw my teacher

Thats so SAD

I think we all have regrettable moments like that, usually involving getting some tang......

MORAL: THINK WITH YOUR COCK and never have regrets.....
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-16-2011, 04:21 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 6,668
Posted By King Owl
Re: So what does it mean when six cops in tactical gear with a warrant come looking f

Tacced out means they're serving what they consider to be a high-risk warrant - Somebody has told them, or they have other reasons to believe, you may be armed. Odds are they will have surveillance...
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