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Forum: This Just In! 05-13-2013, 02:11 AM
Replies: 220
Views: 2,916
Posted By testerman
Re: "White Girl's Club" busted up by jew's minions. Girls sent to re-education.

Meanwhile, some schools have La Raza clubs for mexicans, some of which get taxpayer funding, and notable mentions in newspapers.



I hope this 3-finger sign for (W)hite goes viral
Forum: This Just In! 05-01-2013, 02:57 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,004
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Boston bombers recieved over $100k in welfare

:nigga:
Forum: This Just In! 05-01-2013, 01:48 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,004
Posted By komokazi
Re: Boston bombers recieved over $100k in welfare

fixt
Forum: This Just In! 05-01-2013, 01:04 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,004
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Boston bombers recieved over $100k in welfare

http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/04/tsarnaev_family_received_100g_in_benefits


This is UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. I was arguing for life in prison for this fuckwad before, but...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-28-2013, 03:49 PM
Replies: 255
Views: 3,804
Posted By Malice
Re: What if your daughter was pregnant by a nigger?

Ah, I forgot about this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DxKyTiXD9vk/ToAF4wWbc3I/AAAAAAAABKk/LVfRmmjzDLw/s1600/UNAMUSE%2BWHY%2BWH%2BWMN%2BSHLDNT%2BDATE%2BBL%2BMEN%2B2011.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-02-2013, 10:05 AM
Replies: 255
Views: 3,804
Posted By SlayerJ27
Re: What if your daughter was pregnant by a nigger?

If my daughter was pregnant by a nigger? Coat hanger, followed by immediate and permanent disowning. She would be turning tricks in coontown the next hour.

The only reason that human girls...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-29-2013, 11:39 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 502
Posted By Vizier
Re: schplew and his incessant attitude.

Fuck you.
Forum: What's Good 04-23-2013, 02:59 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 536
Posted By Yggdrasil
This modern world we live in

I was in the bathroom just now; as I sat on the toilet, taking a dump, I had my phone with me. I checked the weather forecast for tomorrow, read an email, confirmed a purchase on ebay and left...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-24-2013, 11:14 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 228
Posted By p6867
Choose Your Own Adventure

No thread title has ever made more sense to me.
Choose either:

A) Men tasked with the impossible deal with their frustrations in different ways. To honor his sisyphean efforts by luring bikies...
Forum: The Trashcan 04-23-2013, 02:03 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 104
Posted By dummp truck backing up
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beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Forum: This Just In! 04-22-2013, 05:45 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 522
Posted By p6867
Re: Boston Marathon Smoking gun. Live explosion "drill"

That's because the other things you posted pretty much consist of, 'some guy said this!'

You can find some guy that says anything. It doesn't matter though. I could show you a video that shows...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-12-2013, 06:30 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 2,435
Posted By Lanny
Re: Taking Reddit Offline For A Few Weeks

Also I love how he's seems to have stopped posting in this thread.

Mission: Oppress Christians
Status: Accomplished
Forum: This Just In! 04-11-2013, 07:51 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,155
Posted By 1983
Re: EMT cries like a little bitch over tweets

Man this is some sad bullshit. The guy will or would have helped saved hundreds if not thousands of people in his lifetime but since someone got butthurt of some name calling people will crucify him...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-10-2013, 05:10 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 615
Posted By Malice
Re: The Rascal King, you are one of us.

Crack! I got crack for sale! Crack can change your life~! You'll be walking on sunshine!
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-02-2013, 01:55 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 670
Posted By Gollum
Re: wuz your favorite fish to eat?

Salmon takes the cake.

Have you guys ever had FRESH salmon?

omnomnomnomnomnom
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-10-2013, 01:06 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 393
Posted By Shrike
Re: How to offend the local nigger

No, I can't spare any change, fuck off.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-10-2013, 02:21 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 513
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: What life is all about to the humans?

Pussy money weed
Forum: This Just In! 04-07-2013, 04:26 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,158
Posted By PotRoastMuscles
Re: Trayvon Martin's parents settle wrongful death suit

http://i47.tinypic.com/11kbnyw.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-05-2013, 09:36 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 873
Posted By MR. POLICE
Mad Re: I just got ripped off (on my birthday)

Well, if you are white, then you should just quit. Start smoking pot or something every time that you're craving. Use the pot to kill as much time as possible, to get over as much of the craving as...
Forum: This Just In! 04-06-2013, 07:45 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,158
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Trayvon Martin's parents settle wrongful death suit

they won the negro lottery
Forum: This Just In! 04-06-2013, 07:40 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,158
Posted By 420gator
Re: Trayvon Martin's parents settle wrongful death suit

what a bunch of bullshit
Forum: This Just In! 04-06-2013, 02:52 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 185
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Kim Jong Un personally poised on the trigger

http://www.empowernetwork.com/arrivebig/files/2013/03/Kim-Jong-un-missile-launch.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-04-2013, 05:52 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 2,435
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Arrow Re: Taking Reddit Offline For A Few Weeks

Y U NO WANT REDDIT ONLINE :yuno: haha fucking epic
my face when ^ epic meme :gusta: ME GUSTA haha, another epic memeface man these are awesome. I love memes :fuckyeah::fuckyeah: fuck yeah.jgp to...
Forum: Paranormal 03-01-2013, 06:59 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 684
Posted By Vizier
Re: DNA Activation

It's like IWD but on LSD.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-27-2013, 03:31 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 647
Posted By IWD
Exclamation Re: Favorite Blunder Memory

I give you permission to permaban me right now for the lulz.

I won't complain to anyone about it. You won't get in shit because I'm posting this right now. Lots of people on here will love you...
Forum: Der Politik 02-24-2013, 02:31 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 646
Posted By Malice
Re: What would this form of government be called?

Dictatorship of the pseudointellectual college student.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-25-2013, 11:19 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,288
Posted By p6867
Hundreds of urban youth smash property at Chicago Mall

Teens In Chicago Start Melee Outside Of Ford City Mall (Breaking Car Windows & Stopping Traffic) - YouTube
Said it before and i'll say it again.

World Star hip hop is the worst thing to happen...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-25-2013, 12:50 PM
Replies: 497
Views: 7,786
Posted By Proots
Re: Do you think trans-sexuals and transgendered people are mentally ill?

Then, if they don't really believe it - then they're simply pretending. If they really believe it, then they're delusional. If they don't believe it, then they're pretending. Either way, they're...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-25-2013, 06:11 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 7,786
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: Do you think trans-sexuals and transgendered people are mentally ill?

No, you're the one who is lost.

I've explained my position on this many times. Conceding the point that a man can be trapped in a womans body (and vise versa) (ie. gender switch), surgery and...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-24-2013, 03:09 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 232
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Re: Unwyred's new girlfriend looks like a man

Yep.

http://i.imgur.com/Aubn9cP.jpg
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 02-23-2013, 06:29 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 437
Posted By Ironclad
Re: How the economy works

http://i.freeih.com/858e8a24de6ed150d9cf98b1089c773e.png
Forum: Weapons and Combat 02-23-2013, 02:36 PM
Replies: 265
Views: 5,318
Posted By roasted
I shot somebody last night

True story...I was in CVS buying vitamins last night and two niggers busted in shoot em up style. Lead nigger had a shotgun, 2nd nigger was unarmed. They ran to rob the pharmacy of xanax (sp?) and...
Forum: This Just In! 02-22-2013, 11:57 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 774
Posted By jheit8
Re: jewish senator seeks to ban anonymous internet posting

It's hard to avoid anti-semetic feelings when so many jew politicians show such a disregard for freedom.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-22-2013, 11:33 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 784
Posted By Proots
Re: Niggers know how to parent

The guy is now facing prison time for this. Lulz!
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-21-2013, 08:15 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 186
Posted By Ordinator
Its sickening

Every time I drive through downtown Winnipeg to get to work, I see aboriginals huddled up in bus stop booths. What are these people doing? They sit in -15 to -30 C temperature all day long and are...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-20-2013, 02:27 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 194
Posted By Blunderstar
Zoklet History #1: Zok's Piss Fetish

This forum was originally called "Pissin' On Each Other" and involved watersport roleplaying. When Zoklet became popular in January 2009 (after totse's demise), Zok changed the forum name to "Pissin'...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 02-18-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 437
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: How the economy works

That's an hilarious photo, basically correct too. Your thesis is correct, working men (producers) keep the economy going, everyone else leaches off them. You just got to get used to the fact, and try...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-17-2013, 08:32 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 330
Posted By poast-bortem!
Re: Why are men more handsome than women are beautiful?

Pretty bad when even I think you're a faggot for that.
Forum: The Trashcan 02-17-2013, 12:51 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 777
Posted By komokazi
Hypno-HAI Tacho the whiny, bitch-ass nigger.

http://i.imgur.com/rT3mNe3.jpg

Your sickness of bitch-made-nigga-U.pwned by the white man to the niggers all day errday. We used to trade you filthy niggers and used you as livestock per building...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-15-2013, 08:24 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 463
Posted By reggie_love
Re: JWH overdoses are literally the worst thing ever.

Worst thing ever?

How about getting kidnapped and stuffed into a van, having your eyelids razored off, and having to spend the rest of your life having spray tanner sprayed into them for the...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-15-2013, 10:31 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,023
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: High School Kid Promotes My Little Pony

I wish someone did that at my highschool. I can just see it unfolding;

Timmy (gay pony kid): "...My little pony"

Student in back of class: "FAGGOT!"

Teacher: "John go to the office!. Timmy,...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-12-2013, 01:06 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 970
Posted By Savino
Re: Why is Canada so gay?

The indians are a problem. You know how in the states you have all these ghetto fucking black people, yelling worldstar, talking ebonics, and doing stupid crimial shit? Well here I dont know too...
Forum: This Just In! 12-24-2012, 07:26 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,180
Posted By Pancake
Re: 39 niggers killed in Kenya

http://i.qkme.me/35pm4y.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-15-2012, 12:02 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 687
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: 7-11 Employees Make Shoplifter Get Buckit Nekkit.

Should've curbstomped that thieving nigger scum.
Forum: Music! 11-05-2012, 01:41 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 798
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Most influential figure in modern music?

http://blogs-images.forbes.com/anthonykosner/files/2012/10/psy-gangnam-style-opening.jpg
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 11-03-2012, 10:19 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 668
Posted By cheech
Archaeal Appreciation Thread

So, let's all share our appreciation for archaea, the third domain of life.

They are the nicest domain of life, as no pathogenic archaea have been found to date.

They are the most interesting,...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-28-2012, 01:45 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 559
Posted By Tokerface
ITT: The funniest sentence you will ever read

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Stlucie/208068_2011-05-02.jpg
Forum: What's Good 10-28-2012, 03:00 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 327
Posted By Synopix
Re: Methadone is good

Lulz.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-13-2012, 04:52 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 740
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Zoklet is Boring as Shit

I have pretty cool hobbies. I build arcade machines, headphone amps, home entertainment solutions and domotics. Apart from that I also do photography, collect cognac and beer and have a pretty large...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-14-2012, 09:22 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,595
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: Hello everyone

You got a brother?

Goes by the name of CarbonBV2?

Yall niggas gotta be brothers. Same lame trollin style n errythang.
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