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Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-16-2014, 03:03 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 504
Posted By Facepalm
Re: killing myself sept 11

Do it on tinychat!
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-17-2014, 01:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 323
Posted By Facepalm
Re: making broads squirt

I usually focus on broads making me squirt...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-07-2014, 09:16 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,966
Posted By Facepalm
Re: She says she doesn't love me any more.

:picard: Why is the thread still showing up in Hot Topics... So. Fucking. Tired. of seeing it.
Forum: Music! 08-15-2014, 12:45 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,213
Posted By Facepalm
Re: What was your first CD or cassette?

Yeah, I used to think that about him and Bob Saget, but after they both joked about fucking "Kimmy Gibbler" on set, I gained mad respect for both of them.
...
Forum: What's Good 08-12-2014, 08:24 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,875
Posted By Facepalm
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

Dude, what are you smoking?? She isn't fat. I'd eat that pussy from behind anyday... Her tits are perky, her asshole is cute... all around a 8/10.
Forum: Music! 08-12-2014, 01:40 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,213
Posted By Facepalm
Re: What was your first CD or cassette?

Right?!? Sitcoms eased my depression, something about the "canned" laughter of sitcoms eases me.

Fuck all the reality shit on tv now!
Forum: What's Good 08-12-2014, 09:37 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,875
Posted By Facepalm
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

Afterall, I did end up marrying an old totse member, we just didn't know we were both members at the time...
Forum: This Just In! 08-12-2014, 01:05 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,120
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Robin Williams dies from apparent suicide

Yes, us white folks will. Too bad it wasn't Chris Rock or some other Nigger.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 08-12-2014, 01:37 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 317
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Making my own cheese

Considering you've been a registered member since July..

:yao:
Forum: Music! 08-12-2014, 12:47 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,213
Posted By Facepalm
Re: What was your first CD or cassette?

http://popculturemonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/malcolm_in_the_middle.jpg
Forum: Music! 08-07-2014, 09:01 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,213
Posted By Facepalm
Re: What was your first CD or cassette?

My first cassettes were mixes that my mom made for me.

My first CD was ----- Paula Abdul - Forever Your Girl
...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 05-26-2014, 02:08 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 658
Posted By Facepalm
Re: My 1st Litigation Trial

It's not like I'll be doing this for a living, My Wife is a Pediatric Oncologist, I'm just doing this as a passion, I grew up with people that couldn't afford anything other than a court appointed...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 05-26-2014, 01:55 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 658
Posted By Facepalm
Re: My 1st Litigation Trial

Not really, I have a couple of Suits I got at Sears, some nice ties, and a silver tie bar and cufflinks. I'm not in it for the money, I want to be an attorney to stand up for a person's rights. My...
Forum: I'm Gonna Kick Tomorrow 08-04-2014, 05:50 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 665
Posted By Facepalm
Re: I'm done drinking and smoking cigarettes.

I would quit drinking for a woman if asked too, but smoking, fuck her...
Forum: What's Good 08-01-2014, 11:01 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,875
Posted By Facepalm
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

She should have written Zoklet across her tits with period blood. :thumbsup:
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 09:11 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 336
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Playing with my pussy is what is good

The vagina a Surgeon made?
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 11:12 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,875
Posted By Facepalm
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

http://cache.vevo.com/Content/VevoImages/video/648914EA15D34F3967E2DE3C2D8CE4F9.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-29-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,723
Posted By Facepalm
Re: facing jail

http://media.tumblr.com/ae832dafff240be3d862162d8fc26423/tumblr_inline_mqz4lweS3x1qz4rgp.gif
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-28-2014, 04:07 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 2,247
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

Packard Bell Navigator!

http://www.guidebookgallery.org/pics/gui/extra/pbnav/pbnav39.png
Forum: The Musician's Playground 07-28-2014, 10:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 258
Posted By Facepalm
Re: My Cover of Genesis' In Too Deep!

[QUOTE=General Butt.Naked;4759241]your vocal style makes me think you should maybe cover these off tyhe top of my head. Dunno why.

Colin Hay - Overkill - Acoustic Studio version - YouTube

Here...
Forum: What's Good 07-28-2014, 11:55 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 421
Posted By Facepalm
Re: yay, got my Ray-bans

I don't care how "outdated" Ray Bans are, I'd rather have a good pair of them as opposed to a >$300 pair of Oakleys anyday!
Forum: The Musician's Playground 07-28-2014, 10:50 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 127
Posted By Facepalm
My Cover of Colin Hay's Overkill

https://soundcloud.com/madd-hatter-11/overkill-colin-hay
Forum: The Musician's Playground 07-25-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 258
Posted By Facepalm
My Cover of Genesis' In Too Deep!

Decided to pull out the old acoustic and this is the first thing that came to mind!

Hope you guys enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/madd-hatter-11/in-too-deep-genesis-cover
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 01:32 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 2,247
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/orbitz-bottles.jpg

Orbitz was discontinued 17 years ago.


http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/1135/3641/27836820006_large.jpg

Surge was pulled...
Forum: What's Good 07-25-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 258
Posted By Facepalm
Re: My New Toy!

You mean you guys didn't know about my avid love for aviation?

I started in an ultralight at age 16!

Any ideas you guys have, bounce them off me!
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-25-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 646
Posted By Facepalm
Re: I have lyme disease.

Sounds like you need less Methadone & Clonazepam and more Frontline.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-26-2014, 01:38 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 323
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Cashing a plane ticket sombody is sending you

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Forum: What's Good 07-25-2014, 10:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 258
Posted By Facepalm
My New Toy!

My loving wife just bought this for me!

http://s27.postimg.org/6zp8d5cer/plane.jpg

It's a 1957 Beechcraft Bonanza H35 V-tail. I'm going to use this for solo flights to get my private certs here...
Forum: What's Good 07-25-2014, 11:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 258
Posted By Facepalm
Re: My New Toy!

Here is the pre-conversion pic with that standard avionics and gauges (included). Taken around 2011.

http://s28.postimg.org/5oeb0e0od/image.jpg

Supposedly the interior has been releathered and...
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 11:11 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 2,247
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

http://i.imgur.com/bTsZohW.gif

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