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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-23-2012, 10:18 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 818
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Questioning this MDMA

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

It appears you have actual bath salts. TAKE A BATH!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-21-2012, 06:28 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 830
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: I just realized I have never done DXM

DXM is like being on a cloud in your own reality. Everything is exciting as if you were a kid again
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-13-2011, 01:20 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,118
Posted By Rolf
Re: do you shave your balls?

Rolf agrees, vaginas should not have beards if they are to be used, proclaims Rolf. However, Rolf finds some hair to be acceptable if not in excess, adds Rolf.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-08-2011, 10:03 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 5,644
Posted By Retard Synrdome
Cool Re: 2011 synthetic drugs act (passed the house today)

Basically, anything that gets you baked is now scheduled.

May I recommend heavily drinking for the rest of your lives on an endemic scale to demonstrate to them that substance control is not the...
Forum: Bat Country 12-08-2011, 01:44 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,630
Posted By &Zenith
...

...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 12-07-2011, 02:49 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,567
Posted By SteamPunk
Re: What do you browse with?

Fine.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-03-2011, 04:13 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 10,509
Posted By panthrax
Revived: How To Obtain A Prescription of Your Choice.

Over the past several months I have seen a number of threads where people were unsure what to say to their doctors in order to obtain a specific prescription they were looking for.

It brought to...
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-10-2011, 03:08 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,204
Posted By komokazi
Re: Duck Tape

Duct tape fleshlight, pl0x.
Forum: Games Poor People Play 12-06-2011, 07:13 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 13,351
Posted By zuperxtreme
Re: Zuper's list of Free Games [Now in sexy table format]

Never played Myst/Riven, but puzzle heavy... maybe Machinarium? Not free though. : /
There's also this, might find something here: http://www.justadventure.com/

Also, added Flyff. :thumbsup:
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-06-2011, 07:18 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,510
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Dubstep is truly transformative

Yeah I was hoping scene kids would die off when my age group started getting older....but it looks like were fucking stuck with them.

Dont blame me though- I listened to the kind of music that...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-30-2011, 11:57 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,402
Posted By Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland
Re: Black girl, White guy

I am Nigerian medical student. My parents have big trust fund they need to disperse, and I've chosen you to which transfer $50,000
Forum: Games Poor People Play 09-19-2011, 02:50 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 13,351
Posted By zuperxtreme
Cool Zuper's list of Free Games [Now in sexy table format]

Here's my attempt at the best list of free games out there. I tried to get the best of the best. Only completely free games, not in Beta, Alpha, or whatever are included. I intentionally left Flash...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-05-2011, 11:01 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 6,321
Posted By paulbras
OMG my extraction worked *PICS*

So I made an extraction from MHRB and it seems to have worked out well. I took some pictures for you guys to check out and some specially made for BLTC. I'm gonna get rid of it locally for 150 a...
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-05-2011, 11:34 PM
Replies: 2,073
Views: 59,834
Posted By Marsh
Re: Zoket chatroom

B& B& B& thats PI!
jk

But seriously we need a mod in here slag is mocking viper again
RIP :(:(:(
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-05-2011, 10:38 PM
Replies: 2,073
Views: 59,834
Posted By Michael Scott
Re: Zoket chatroom

wow and they way you spell your name out with numbers... dude you are so 1337 and k3wl!
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-05-2011, 07:02 AM
Replies: 249
Views: 7,696
Posted By Lanny
Re: Viper

You know what? Some members are clearly incapable of handling this maturely, and I'm tired of sitting on this thread. Let's all remember him in our own way, and not fuck the forum up with it anymore....
Forum: What's Good 12-05-2011, 08:05 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 873
Posted By constantinople
Re: Things Are Lookin Up

Yo I'm a highschool and college drop out, what do I get then? I dun quit bof

Oh yeah and I'm in biohazzards boat, I just got a good new job too.
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-04-2011, 04:41 PM
Replies: 249
Views: 7,696
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: Viper

Ah fuck man, dude was cool as shit and friendly as hell. He's really going to be missed.

:(
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-03-2011, 05:54 PM
Replies: 249
Views: 7,696
Posted By Michael Scott
Re: Viper

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/002/830/sad_frog.jpg?1275576115
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-03-2011, 03:04 AM
Replies: 249
Views: 7,696
Posted By &Zenith
Exclamation Viper

Viper was recently visited by paramedics and other emergency services today unexpectedly. He's a member of this site, a regular of the tinychat room we maintain and my neighbor. I'll keep a lookout...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-02-2011, 08:38 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,281
Posted By mr.stealyourgirl
Wink Drive by insult II: the egging

So today my buddy and his girlfriend were out to lunch and they chance to spy a rather rotund portly woman lumbering down the road like a heifer making for greener pastures. Seeing this sight my...
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-02-2011, 12:30 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 767
Posted By constantinople
Re: If you pissed hard enough, could you make the toilet flush itself?

i laughed out loud when I read the title. like really hard
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-01-2011, 11:33 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 767
Posted By jerome
Re: If you pissed hard enough, could you make the toilet flush itself?

start checking your poo. it's not abnormal, your supposed to check your own poo to see if you're eating correctly ya cunt. :o
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-01-2011, 09:11 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 767
Posted By Actor
Question If you pissed hard enough, could you make the toilet flush itself?

If a male pissed hard and powerful enough on one side of the toilet bowl, could he make the water spin around enough to flush itself?
Forum: What's Good 12-01-2011, 04:11 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 873
Posted By Tachosomoza
Grin Re: Things Are Lookin Up

Awesome...good to see something good happening to someone on this board full of misanthropes, sociopaths, criminals, felons, misogynists, racists, junkies, alcoholics, HS/College dropouts and...
Forum: What's Good 12-01-2011, 03:59 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 873
Posted By TORTILLA
Re: Things Are Lookin Up

I too have done a job just like this. You can kill yourself now or begin a long and slow decline into depression
Forum: Rejected 11-06-2011, 06:57 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,160
Posted By Mashleshmash
Seriously, The fucking Porn Forum

I know I have already made a thread about this and there was already ANOTHER thread about this but whatever..I dunno if you guys just forgot or just did nothing...for teh lulz.

But get rid of it. ...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-24-2011, 06:00 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,685
Posted By T.K. Baha
Re: Dont do bathsalts

The RC market is a scam the government is behind to test strange chemicals on people with little liability.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 11-18-2011, 07:20 AM
Replies: 141
Views: 4,114
Posted By AdMech
Smile Re: I'm so lonely.

http://images.ddccdn.com/images/pills/mtm/Morphine%2015%20mg-ROX.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-24-2011, 03:25 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,615
Posted By Larva
Re: Only witness to a ridiculous car crash - court ruling depends on my statement.

Take the bribe money.
Cash.
Tell the truth anyway.
Laugh when he gets fucked.
Report the bribe to the opposing insurance company.
Turn over half the money.
Yeah, that was all of it.
Watch...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 11-21-2011, 01:52 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,691
Posted By Larva
Re: Best way destroy car from inside out?

Fire.
Forum: TV and Movies 11-21-2011, 01:49 AM
Replies: 574
Views: 22,422
Posted By TheBlackDalia
Re: The Walking Dead Season 2

I'm getting real tired of the Sophia search and that stupid blonde bitch, what's her name Adriana, she's a fucking liability and an accident. She needs to be taken out.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-20-2011, 03:38 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,895
Posted By panthrax
Re: DXM Powder Trip Report

You were extremely high last night.
Forum: The Trashcan 11-19-2011, 02:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 508
Posted By Spacecase
Re: here's a silly question!

Women have more of a sex drive than men, they are just all experts at hiding it extremely well. The pictures are for you, man.

They are for YOU
Forum: Fragyard 11-18-2011, 08:52 PM
Replies: 365
Views: 15,348
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Battlefield 3 - Fuck yeah!

pc version is much better, on the xbox big maps can be pretty lame.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 11-18-2011, 07:34 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 409
Posted By quzok
Re: Help Me Build Cheaper

Looks like you forgot to post your links to the parts you're buying.

Edit: Oh wait, no, I'm an idiot. My bad.

Now I've found the link (:o) here's my appraisal:
- You don't need a quad core for...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 11-16-2011, 07:39 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,653
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: Using a RC Robot to burglarize a store at night?

You made an account to see if robbing a store with a robot is a good idea?

.......do you really need an answer for this question, you fucking moron.
Forum: Fragyard 11-17-2011, 02:33 PM
Replies: 365
Views: 15,348
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Battlefield 3 - Fuck yeah!

I think we all have each other's GTs, we need to get a whole zoklet squad going.
Forum: Fragyard 11-09-2011, 12:35 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 6,731
Posted By bloodSHED
Re: MW3 is shit

Dont forget that you're also the chopper gunner :drool:

Also DICE didn't really recycle from their previous games....

Infinity Ward Recycles Buildings on MW3 Straight From Cod4 - YouTube
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-16-2011, 12:46 AM
Replies: 2,073
Views: 59,834
Posted By Lanny
Re: Zoket chatroom

Shh!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-15-2011, 02:30 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 626
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: DXM I A WWEORD

lol, have fun dude, DXM is lulz
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-15-2011, 04:21 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,453
Posted By Tachosomoza
Thumbs Up Guide to Kinesics (Reading Body Language)

http://www.businessballs.com/body-language.htm#mouth-body-language
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-12-2011, 01:02 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 4,624
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Frown Re: Fucked a horror

Shit happens.

I know what you mean about telling everyone she's hot and you're gonna tap that and as soon as you wake up out of the drunken haze you feel like killing yourself.

This is the sort...
Forum: Fragyard 11-14-2011, 06:30 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 3,489
Posted By Rolf
Re: Shitty videogame design choices

Battlefield shouldn't have single player, notes Rolf. DICE should have just spent the time they used making single player and added more multiplayer maps, vehicles, weapons and stuff, proclaims Rolf....
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-12-2011, 11:26 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,613
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: my friend is hooked on whip cream nitrous chargers.

nitrous is really hard for me to stop using once i get the mindfuck started. someone could easily rush through 500 in a single night trying to figure something out.

now i only buy a few boxes at a...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-18-2011, 08:12 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,954
Posted By zuperxtreme
Mad It's only sexist if Men do it.

It's Only Sexist When Men Do It - YouTube

:mad:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-16-2011, 01:09 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,173
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: The key to getting laid.

The key to getting laid is being confident and using your words. It's not that hard, kids.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-14-2011, 07:32 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,942
Posted By komokazi
Hypno-HAI Mouse Blender Party

http://www.megavideo.com/?d=2NAC9FN0

Check out this mouse party. They definitely had a blended time. I mean splendid.
Forum: Fragyard 10-12-2011, 10:01 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,914
Posted By ManCannon
Bulletstorm was the best FPS released this year

I remember playing the 360 demo a while back and being thoroughly unimpressed, so I wrote the game off entirely.

Today I decided to give it a shot on PC, and I'm having a fucking blast. It's a...
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-13-2011, 03:18 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,490
Posted By komokazi
Re: Do Lego Boxes Set Off Store Alarms?

Lol lego set.
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