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Forum: What's Good 05-17-2013, 06:55 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 263
Posted By Vizier
It's my birthday today

yay
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-17-2013, 02:03 AM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

i have a nikon d3100 i think.

it has all these goofy "help" settings i've never used, but i can make it take nice photos. the magic look comes from the lens, the blurring of the background is...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-17-2013, 12:48 AM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By Kinkou
Facepalm Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

ok, the end to the butts.

http://i.imgur.com/KkZhMnu.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/0oV17eB.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DZxmS2y.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/9Ng0HIk.jpg

i have a butt wrinkle, lint, pancake, no...
Forum: Bat Country 05-17-2013, 04:42 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 408
Posted By Thetakishi
Re: miss cleo

Lols we'd be passionate and jealous and PERFECTLY harmonious for each other. Says the stars.

No but I have always had a fascination with astrology. Despite everyone criticizing it, it's always...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-17-2013, 12:22 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 234
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Everybody change their avatars right now

We need to talk about your recent prison rapings..
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Ray_Mukada_5875.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-17-2013, 01:00 AM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By HMC
Grin Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

i would smash

but i like my real life female
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-16-2013, 10:52 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By arleybob
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

i have a russian friend who is a complete retard

he has one of those magnetic compass things that you hang over a diagram and it sways back and forth depending on what your psychic energies want...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 05-16-2013, 10:20 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 102
Posted By Gollum
Re: .eupb file type?

No I have not! I downloaded like 60 books of his and I don't expect to finish this any time soon.

I've watched some movies though. Just It and Cujo. Cujo was lulz and I don't remember It much.
...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 05-16-2013, 10:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 102
Posted By Gollum
Re: .eupb file type?

Awww yeah, ty.

It actually worked right away. I'm gonna start hacking away at Stephen king's short story collection now.
Forum: What's Good 05-16-2013, 08:22 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 809
Posted By Sanzenbacher
Re: What's Good about your day today? A user title contest.

Sure, man. I'm going to be working on his house with him, so I probably won't make the thread until later tonight, or tomorrow, though.
Forum: Bat Country 05-16-2013, 03:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 202
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Uncle raper

https://soundcloud.com/user99081903/uncle-raper

dope metronome filter, boys
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-15-2013, 09:08 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By arleybob
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

looks like a native to me. and believe me, i know... i live in winnipeg.

can't tell if i've ever seen you or not but if i ever do, i'll follow you until you notice me. i'll walk right up to you...
Forum: Visual Arts 05-15-2013, 09:08 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 5,317
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

how about i make the collage after june 1st with what we got, but you leave this fred open and i will make an updated one later in the year with anyone who adds themselves afterwards?


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Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-15-2013, 08:08 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By Vizier
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

That's pretty neat. Cacti are cool and all but once you get stabbed by a cholla you'll hate any spiny plants for life.
Forum: Everything Anime 04-23-2013, 01:26 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 432
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Grin Re: Animes along the lines of these

Asuka gets me hot. :o
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-15-2013, 03:16 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,616
Posted By Hydroponichronic
Re: How much Black Pepper to potentiate Loperamide

I was reading over this thread (found it looking for that compilation post) and then saw your post. I thanked it thinking "There's no way he'll ever see this in a thread this old." Joke's on me.
Forum: What's Good 05-15-2013, 12:10 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 565
Posted By Kinkou
Re: I hit the bong

hahaha i think i got laid last night and i was like half asleep

maybe this is the problem
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-15-2013, 01:33 AM
Replies: 255
Views: 3,846
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: What if your daughter was pregnant by a nigger?

Not care.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-14-2013, 10:29 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 1,809
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Where's Snoopy, A User Title Competition

fucking hell, you a cripple an all?? ..i'll ask tacho if he's got a spare wheelchair for ya. you and him could start a wheelchair basketball team.


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Forum: Bat Country 05-14-2013, 08:55 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 408
Posted By Kinkou
Hypno-HAI Re: miss cleo

226 transit Conjunction shploo Sun - Mercury

Positive aspect: They are able to solve problems when they put their heads together. Respect for each other's intelligence. Good understanding between...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-14-2013, 08:10 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 187
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: My dog just splooged on the tile.

Oh my fucking god. It was probably my roommate. FUCK.
Forum: Bat Country 05-14-2013, 06:59 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 408
Posted By Kinkou
Grin Re: miss cleo

-228 transit Square other Moon - Moon

Negative aspect: Their personal habits and emotional needs are at odds. When one wants to go out, the other wants to stay in. They can get frustrated with...
Forum: What's Good 05-14-2013, 06:51 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 107
Posted By Gollum
Re: Homemade cookies

Wow, fuck you :hrmph:

share with the class
Forum: Bat Country 05-14-2013, 05:18 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 408
Posted By Kinkou
Re: miss cleo

i was certainly gifted enough to hook ya up :hypnohai:
Forum: Bat Country 05-14-2013, 02:22 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 408
Posted By Kinkou
Wink Re: miss cleo

our first review will actually be transit, until shrike gets back to me about his birthplace :D

~~~~MIRRORED review between transit & my own profile.....

Transit
&
Kinkou
Forum: Bat Country 05-13-2013, 10:16 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 408
Posted By Kinkou
Re: miss cleo

nope this is the cheap grimey wench side of miss cleo who is going to do her duty to the world free of charge.

i'll be back in about 2 hours with all the reports so far we have several coming...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-13-2013, 09:41 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

looks very confident to me. why else wear such a ridiculous hairstyle? imagine how much work was put into that and the fade.

its a pretty cute haircut for a 6 year old girl tho
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-13-2013, 06:14 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 204
Posted By Schplew
Re: Might be a bad idea...

would of been lulz as a snuff vid, other than that, 2 thumbs down
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-13-2013, 10:23 AM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

you wanna pic of my butt, its been raining and its a bit wet still


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Forum: What's Good 05-13-2013, 04:57 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 108
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Thumbs Up Re: expresso is fucking good

I agree. That's where I can find all of the hot girls.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-13-2013, 12:48 AM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By Yggdrasil
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Tacho, I see you reppin dat white booty. Let's see that paraplegic donk of yours :o
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-12-2013, 11:49 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By Vizier
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Goddamnit.

http://i.imgur.com/nFhrymE.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-12-2013, 11:43 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By Killme
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Viz is supposed to post after me and I'm trying to get TMD to join on this. Show us dem nalgas, Kinkou.

http://i41.tinypic.com/solo29.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-07-2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 649
Posted By umop 3pisdn
Thumbs Up Re: Psychomantis!

What a thread. I'm honored to be able to witness this. Later I'll show my grandchildren this post, and they'll all be like stfu you stupid old geezer.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-11-2013, 10:32 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

I'm suddenly no longer turned on by Kinkou because she has demonstrated that she's a dumb bitch. You look fine, you fucking moron. Just hit the gym every once in a while to stay in shape and you'll...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-11-2013, 09:50 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 22,010
Posted By arleybob
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

lol 204 is the manitoba area code.

you're from winnipeg, aren't you?

fucking freak. jk winnipeg people are the coolest.

jk. jk.
Forum: Alternative Living 03-14-2013, 11:38 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 2,441
Posted By southernsun
Re: Never eat another meal again

You could add some sort of flavouring in there if it was a bit bland, or blend in a banana or some other fruit.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-11-2013, 06:36 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 639
Posted By SquattingBear
Re: Ultimate threesome

Dude, I'm talking about my total one hundred percent self, besides the fact she has a Y chromosome. I'd just like to know what other people 'experience' when they fuck me.

Wait maybe that's a...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-10-2013, 03:47 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 235
Posted By Obbe
Grin Re: Fucking hate this game

is the answer "square"?
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-10-2013, 10:26 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 736
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Girl wants to become fattest in world

they should not weigh more than me or be a single inch taller than me
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-10-2013, 09:34 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 736
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Girl wants to become fattest in world

You mean to fuck?

If I was desperate/horny enough, I'd probably do the first one. The last two are absolutely unacceptable.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-15-2012, 04:08 AM
Replies: 573
Views: 37,107
Posted By ReigN
Smile Re: This girl is indecently gorgeous

I honestly just felt like arguing. your point is far more valid than mine.
I would like to note that this isn't sarcasm. Seriously.

Everyone can fit in to an extent, and I think she relish's in...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-14-2012, 04:01 PM
Replies: 573
Views: 37,107
Posted By Satyr
Re: This girl is indecently gorgeous

So first she was like "lol, let's put some pictures on the internet, completely ignoring privacy settings, so everybody can see how pwetty and cute and kawaii and nerdish and geeky I am!". Then the...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-13-2012, 12:36 PM
Replies: 573
Views: 37,107
Posted By Malice
Re: This girl is indecently gorgeous

Fucking go! It'll be a blast(oise)!
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-08-2012, 01:42 AM
Replies: 573
Views: 37,107
Posted By Zanick
Re: This girl is indecently gorgeous

I know you wouldn't be upset if this girl were Paris Hilton.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Paris-paris-hilton-214382_1024_768.jpg

If you heard that discussion on the street, you...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-06-2013, 01:06 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 702
Posted By TheChef
Re: random food tips thread

You're cutting the fibers of the meat. Next time you cook a steak, slice it open and take a look inside...you'll be able to see a pattern of which way the grain of the meat is running. If you slice...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-05-2013, 07:52 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,920
Posted By Ch0ppy
Re: Whatever Happened To Foul BTLC Frog?

Not bad, but your supposed to use foul frog
Forum: Fragyard 05-05-2013, 05:18 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,986
Posted By My Mom Is Dead
Re: 14-year old kid attempts to rape mother & ends up killing her for taking away Cal

Jaw like a Dick Tracy villain. Ew.
Forum: Fragyard 05-04-2013, 06:39 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,986
Posted By panthrax
Re: 14-year old kid attempts to rape mother & ends up killing her for taking away Cal

I agree. I was used to being spanked with a belt if I was misbehaving at home while growing up. Been slapped across my smart-ass mouth a time or two as well.

If a parent were to try some of those...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-29-2013, 03:23 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 486
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: In less than a year I have became one of the most prolific posters zoklet has eve

I miss slag
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