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Forum: Neurons & Needles Yesterday, 01:59 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 149
Posted By iMagiNation
I'm so far beyond mental illness

That I've come out the other side. I'm supra-sane...or maybe that's how I excuse myself for being insane. I've been diagnosed everything from ADHD to bipolar to psychotic to schizophrenic. No...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality Yesterday, 09:45 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 154
Posted By -Fuck-
Re: Jesus was a pussy.

Please, Roman soldiers abused everyone and Jesus was a prime example of a normal person who didn't live by society's rules. The guy fasted in the desert and lived, for God's sakes. He went against...
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 02:39 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 213
Posted By Gollum
Boyscouts now allowing gay youth to join

:picard:

Boy scouts will allow gay youth to join - YouTube

I just don't even... they shouldn't have to be making these changes. I wasn't aware gays couldn't join before. What the fuck boy...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-22-2013, 03:17 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 813
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Let me whisk you back to late 2012..

Those types of threads have always been and always will be made in BI. This site appeals to a juvenile demographic. If I trashed them all, you'd be bitching about free speech. If something's retarded...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-21-2013, 05:27 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 224
Posted By p6867
Re: Breaking News: USSC to Consider Prayer at Government Meetings

It freaks me out that people who make decisions impacting my life take god's feelings on topics into account.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 03:28 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,248
Posted By IownTheNIGHT
My life as a Meth Cook.

Im new to this forum, my grammar is not good so forgive it but I have always wanted to tell my story and never really had anyone that could understand and also that I could trust to tell it too.
...
Forum: Bat Country 05-18-2013, 11:38 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 242
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: I undressed her

Hello, i'm george zimmer, founder and c.e.o. Of the men's wearhouse. As befits any man of my sensationally stupendous stature, i have had my share of brushes with the law. I recall one auspicious...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-22-2013, 03:24 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 213
Posted By Gollum
Oh no, the internet has made me an IRL troll

Anytime I meet somebody new I have this urge to fuck up our relationship in a hilarious way and the urge is getting stronger. Anybody ever feel this way?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-21-2013, 09:54 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 490
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: 10 day magic mushroom fast

I think with something like this, he really gets out of it what he puts into it. If he goes into the forest with a belly full of shrooms, ready to "learn" something, he's going to be creating that...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-19-2013, 10:52 AM
Replies: 574
Views: 37,452
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: This girl is indecently gorgeous

you bumped this shit, fucking dumbass motherfucker

shelly is ours, so you can just get right on da fugg outta here boi


SHELLLYYYY
Forum: Visual Arts 05-17-2013, 12:04 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 6,490
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

http://i.imgur.com/1A6RfUc.jpg
Forum: Music! 05-19-2013, 03:20 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 54
Posted By kroz
switchfoot anyone?

switchfoot (meant to live) - YouTube

dig their holy sound big time, i used to rock my head to this at the grocery store i worked at.... but we lost ourselves..
Forum: What's Good 05-17-2013, 06:55 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 345
Posted By Vizier
It's my birthday today

yay
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-16-2013, 06:18 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 570
Posted By Gollum
Re: When Did You Decide to Become a Drug Abuser?

When I was 14 I think I smoked weed for the first time but I didn't care for drugs really until I was like 15. I decided to use/abuse drugs to get some relief from real life and to escape from...
Forum: Visual Arts 05-16-2013, 11:27 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 6,490
Posted By panthrax
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

1970's wood panel walls, represent!

(I got em' too bro. Fuck what ya' heard, they're amazing on mushrooms. :eek: )
Forum: Visual Arts 05-14-2013, 07:24 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 6,490
Posted By Lanny
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

Ehh, what the fuck

http://i.imgur.com/srfIw.jpg?1
Forum: Visual Arts 05-16-2013, 10:27 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 6,490
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

Fuck it

http://i.imgur.com/fE0iCt0.png

Sorry for the hipster pic, but my webcam is shit and the vignette mode looks the least terrible.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-16-2013, 05:59 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 235
Posted By meth god
Re: BLTC TINYchat chatroom HAPPENING NOW

we even got the elusive ZANICK on cam whoa!
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-16-2013, 03:44 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 393
Posted By jerome
Re: hobbies/things you used to do and regret not continuing

upright bass is incredibly underrated and super awesome.



man she's pretty damn good.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-16-2013, 03:02 AM
Replies: 1,460
Views: 24,841
Posted By Gollum
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

^That's not showing up for me but I'm gonna assume it's a donkey

Real picture of me


http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/f/2/b117244f9dce58a55f7e0e921bfcb0c0.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-15-2013, 09:08 PM
Replies: 1,460
Views: 24,841
Posted By arleybob
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

looks like a native to me. and believe me, i know... i live in winnipeg.

can't tell if i've ever seen you or not but if i ever do, i'll follow you until you notice me. i'll walk right up to you...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-12-2013, 11:12 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 266
Posted By Pingu
Thumbs Up Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal.

Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal (best of) - YouTube
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-13-2013, 02:40 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 503
Posted By iMagiNation
Thumbs Up BLTC e-zine version 4.0 - ISSUE ONE [let's fucking do this already guise]

Well guys, it looks like people are still interested in making this happen. So its going to happen.

I was going to make this a nice detailed first post with plenty of information about the...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-13-2013, 02:53 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 290
Posted By Gollum
Re: Buddhism

Alternatively you could only lick the edges and try and get the LSD

DIRECTLY INTO THE BLOOD STREAM
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-12-2013, 11:05 PM
Replies: 1,460
Views: 24,841
Posted By Malice
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanatos_(psychoanalysis)
Forum: Support and Suggestions 05-13-2013, 11:23 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 329
Posted By Nomad pulling anchors
Re: Attached to Zoklet

I could open it, it's a haiku starring ABBOD, Zok, and Malice
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-09-2013, 07:37 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,325
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: teach me how to be productive on amphetamines

If you can objectify your awareness beyond dopaminergenic depedent value-creation, then yes. Because while it is going to have a net positive effect for your salivatory (lol, metaphorically) limbic...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-01-2012, 09:36 PM
Replies: 574
Views: 37,452
Posted By Miley Highrus
Re: This girl is indecently gorgeous

I'm dedicating life to her. Think I may leave moms basement and find her.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-01-2012, 06:05 PM
Replies: 574
Views: 37,452
Posted By Shrike
Smile This girl is indecently gorgeous

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1bef8k6Cj1qan9tlo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m147hn7lxh1qan9tlo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo7nnOsjd1qan9tlo1_500.gif
...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 03-13-2013, 04:47 PM
Replies: 574
Views: 37,452
Posted By Satyr
Re: This girl is indecently gorgeous

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Shakespeare.jpg/250px-Shakespeare.jpg

Shelbea, oh sweet Shelbea
How I wish I could smell thee
Thine fluids be a sweet gold wine
Upon...
Forum: What's Good 05-10-2013, 05:39 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,036
Posted By meth god
Re: Zoklet on Encyclopedia Dramatica

lol @ zanick's entry
Forum: Bat Country 04-23-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 660
Posted By dummp truck backing up
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Forum: Travel and World Language 05-06-2013, 07:27 PM
Replies: 221
Views: 3,734
Posted By Semiazas
My week in Chicago, with PrivacyCunt

I decided to take some time off from work and wanted to go be irresponsible somewhere outside of Texas. I end up working out a plan with PC to come stay with her and get high for a few days,...
Forum: What's Good 05-07-2013, 02:11 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 850
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: What's Good about your day today? A user title contest.

1). I went out with some friends from work and got really drunk, and can't really remember anything, and I probably embarrassed myself. However, the boyfriend of a girl I work with came out too, and...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-06-2013, 04:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 263
Posted By Rust
Re: Little girl mentally mutilates atheist on an aeroplane

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and...
Forum: Travel and World Language 05-07-2013, 01:03 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 3,734
Posted By panthrax
Re: My week in Chicago, with PrivacyCunt

I'm going to archive this shit too for its utter totse style class.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-07-2013, 12:29 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 696
Posted By Lanny
Re: Today I was thinking about a girl I hate/don't like

Used ironic too many time, you're now a hipster.

4srs though, I find the typical jewish idea of the female gender role to be refreshing. Jewish women, in my experience, are generally more...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-05-2013, 12:33 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 300
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: CaN SOMEBODY PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE CP ON THIS SITE

That's wierd, i never get CP PM'd to me. I feel left out :(
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-04-2013, 07:45 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 546
Posted By p6867
Re: I'm gonna show you guys my ripped/muscular body.

You don't know WHAT THE FUCK i've been through and don't judge me are probably two of the lamest most excuse making things i can think of saying.

What have you been through? You chose to do drugs...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-01-2013, 05:30 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 333
Posted By PsychoDelic
Re: I love when girls sqeeze their eyes shut really tight

only if she is doing it to shield her retinas from my semen....
Forum: Fragyard 05-01-2013, 01:35 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,278
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Step 1: Bulbapedia, Step 2: POKEMON TEAM

That works fine till you go into multiplayer. My favourite video ever to show to people who don't understand how deep pokemon tactics can get is this

Wi-Fi Battle #83 (Killer Nacho v GOD!!) [100...
Forum: Fragyard 04-29-2013, 11:42 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,278
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Step 1: Bulbapedia, Step 2: POKEMON TEAM

This team was based on pure stats and established after the story is finished in it's entirety. I don't remember what I had when I beat the Elite 4:

He saw no reason to grow limbs
he's got no...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-26-2013, 12:41 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 613
Posted By Gollum
Escaline trip report(s)

DISCLAIMER: ANYTHING POSTED IN THIS THREAD IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FICTION ;)

This thread is a continuation from this thread http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=271904 I made this thread...
Forum: Alternative Living 04-20-2013, 01:09 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 435
Posted By p6867
Re: Fetish Ritual from Hawaiian Erotica

Oh yeah, hey, that's totally normal.

Out of curiosity, what made you decide that this internet community was the best place to share your tale?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-28-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 434
Posted By TotseNative
Noopept Megadose=Intense Lucid Dreams

So yesterday I decided to wonder into unknown territory by ingesting about 100mg of noopept, about 10x the normal dose of 10mg I take on a daily basis and roughly 5x the dose I take every once in...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-24-2012, 04:18 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 3,297
Posted By Malice
Re: If this was your step sister..

Hell, I'd fuck my real sister. I regularly fap to the thought of doing her. I have an thesis on why I developed these urges called "The Evolutionary Failure Theory".
Forum: This Just In! 04-28-2013, 01:39 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 372
Posted By jheit8
Re: Man Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being Too Handsome

I'd hit it. A man that can command fucking birds of prey is probably the owner of a huge cock.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-26-2013, 11:59 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,313
Posted By water bottle
Re: prolongued exposure to pornography´s effect on the brain´s dopamine D2 receptors

I try not to watch porn when jacking off not because of ethical issues or dopamine but because I honestly prefer thinking about girls I know IRL. It's good to exercise your sexual imagination and...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 04-24-2013, 02:01 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 148
Posted By moron
Grin the way the tower fell

it just doesn't convince me...

http://i.imgur.com/Pw3huLZ.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-23-2013, 02:54 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,031
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Whatever Happened To Foul BTLC Frog?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37211590.jpg
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37211644.jpg
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37211569.jpg...
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