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Forum: Bad Ideas 10-04-2011, 11:00 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,624
Posted By Sopio
Re: Time to start racking up debt on purpose?

Actually the current economic depression is worse than the Great Depression by a fair margin.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-26-2011, 10:43 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,860
Posted By drsuicide
Re: I am a shaman.

There is a difference between practicing shamanism and just taking drugs and having neat thoughts.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-24-2011, 06:09 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,860
Posted By Hydroponichronic
I am a shaman.

Despite being a staunch rationalist, I find frequently find myself taking drugs to commune with the great spirit. I wouldn't have thought I would ever be like this, but here I am.

Who's with me?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-24-2011, 03:49 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 898
Posted By jblazer
said no to drugs today

had money, didnt buy it

(heroin)

the thank button is down there, i know i deserve a'many.
Forum: The Book Nook 06-18-2011, 07:45 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 354
Posted By whocares
Grin Magic Tree House

Anyone remember reading these when you were little? These were so addicting.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MEgOSMOD2No/TQmKyGZMqlI/AAAAAAAAASQ/n05tSTVdTCw/s1600/MagicTreeHouse500.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-16-2011, 05:35 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,691
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Mad Re: Who's addicted to drugs?

i once tried being a sober upstanding citizen, living and expending energy for the benefit of everyone except myself. i actually turned into an asshole and had no inspiration to give a fuck so i'd...
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 06-11-2011, 10:09 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,621
Posted By King Owl
Re: is it possible to alter your DNA

Large amounts of LSD, a steady hand, and a good-quality Gamma Knife.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-06-2011, 05:44 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,062
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Bong water ruled a controlled substance in MN

Well that's a fucking stupid law if I ever heard of one. Oh wait, most laws are fucking stupid.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-02-2011, 06:28 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,718
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: How many of you guys did heroin today?

No. Though I would like to bang a real heroine today.

You know that I would!
Forum: This Just In! 06-05-2011, 07:01 PM
Replies: 1,051
Views: 34,060
Posted By reject
Grin Mom takes sip of sons coffee, son flips out, calls police, gets himself arrested

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/05/brandon_scott_quintana_florida.php

:facepalm:

:rofl:

Noob.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-27-2011, 04:44 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,084
Posted By JC Denton
Re: Sleep is a waste of life, how much sleep do you get?

Though 7 hours is adequate, 8 hours is optimal. But until adulthood, while you're still growing, the optimal amount of sleep is actually 10.5 hours.

The reason why I often sleep for that extra 4...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-03-2011, 06:01 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,258
Posted By Timothy The G
Re: jwh the corprate cock sucker of all drugs

-122 is the best one i've tried, out of 018 and 073 and 250 and 122.

they're all fucking cool, i hate pussies who cry about their heart rates and shit. i've smoked like 100 mg of 018 at a time and...
Forum: This Just In! 05-26-2011, 05:14 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,453
Posted By The Greek
Re: Apple triggers "religious experience" in fans

lulz
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-05-2011, 04:54 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,841
Posted By Spacecase
Re: Virtual Reality

There are no answers, only choices we make based on feelings.

We don't live in a virtual world, we don't live in a real world. What we call "the world" is a buffer zone. Pretend you are still in...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-27-2010, 12:15 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,758
Posted By Grinch
Rant Dad Confronts Abortion Protestors

Dad Confronts Abortion Protestors (http://www.alternet.org/reproductivejustice/148607/what_happened_when_i_yelled_back_at_the_%22christians%22_calling_my_wife_a_murderer?page=entire)


...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 10-17-2010, 12:28 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,463
Posted By iMagiNation
Exclamation Re: Homemade and/or Healthy Ramen?

Taste has very little to do with anything, most of the shit that "tastes really good" is coated with chemicals to trick your brain into thinking what you're eating is fucking awesome when it's full...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 10-25-2010, 07:59 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 8,171
Posted By Rainycity
Re: Creating My Own Porno (Japan)

jerking off to porno doesnt count as "backround"
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 10-07-2010, 01:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 913
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Manscaping

You should just chop off your balls now and admit that you're an emasculated, homosexual image of yr former potential to be all that is man.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-02-2010, 10:02 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 5,320
Posted By Idiot
Re: The worst "No" you ever got

Looks like I have to save this thread:o

My rejections in no particular order(this isn't even all of them:():

1. I was at a party and I asked a girl to dance. She looked up at me and called her...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-25-2010, 11:38 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,173
Posted By Prince Albert
Re: A girl asked me on a date

Unfortunately, you will forever look back on this moment as a missed opportunity.


DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-31-2010, 02:25 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,169
Posted By The Chuggernaut
Re: Amazing Dubstep Song

Ehhh gotta be honest, its sub-par. If you're gonna listen to dubstep at least listen to the good shit, like Datsik, Excision, Downlink, Mark Instinct, Flux Pavilion, Liquid Stranger, Ajapai, Messiah,...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-30-2010, 03:50 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,169
Posted By Dillinger22
Re: Amazing Dubstep Song

America still doesn't quite understand dubstep
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-27-2010, 03:25 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 26,890
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: My little sister wants to know what sperm tastes like

Exposo fail.
Forum: Conspiracies And The Paranormal 08-13-2010, 09:56 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 23,571
Posted By LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
Thumbs Down Re: The.. Impropper... Response Thread

:facepalm:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-15-2010, 12:43 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,663
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Grin Re: Long fingers on girls = deep pussy?

Why doesn't he have a slightly above average length dick? Do you really think such a world exists where people only have 4 inch dicks like yourself? Your mere failure to even acknowledge that 7...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-20-2010, 06:12 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,245
Posted By felonious_monk
Re: Wife isn't talking to me

lololololol don't discuss science with girls
Forum: Music! 07-26-2010, 10:11 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 13,342
Posted By Old Blind Man
Re: Stoner Beats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49klV8LYJV4&feature=related

Mad Conductor- Members Only
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 08-18-2010, 07:39 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,498
Posted By AdMech
Thumbs Down Re: Sugar and how it affects behavior.

No, sugar doesn't make you hyperactive. It's (http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/children/9911/22/diet.sugar.myth.kids.wmd/) a (http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=52516) myth...
Forum: Music! 08-05-2010, 03:07 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,975
Posted By Ash Ketchum
Re: Bit of a noob on the trance/electronica/dance scene...

if you want to have a successful party you need good music. NO techno, NO metal, NO "rock".

you play rap. not just any rap, gucci mayne, oj da juiceman, soulja boy, or lil wayne.

or dubstep.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-01-2010, 06:13 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,088
Posted By Leonidas
Re: Oh hell nawh..

^ if its that, then im going to hit her so fuckin hard
Forum: Completed 06-14-2010, 07:20 PM
Replies: 236
Views: 8,198
Posted By DECI4
Question Avatars for everybody!

Seriously long overdue. The arguments against it I've heard have been pretty weak. It shouldn't be any harder to police than anything else around here, just set a size limit and a ban on goatse or...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-12-2010, 07:17 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,621
Posted By Jack
Re: Too much JWH

"Studies show" = bullshit
What studies?
Which JWH?
Fuck off.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-25-2010, 05:13 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,831
Posted By N0 W4RN1NG
Re: Legal euphoria

Hey, is it really possible that some of you aren't aware of the wonders of research chemicals yet?

Mephedrone, Naphyrone, Methylone, 3-FMC, Flephedrone

All dirt cheap and relatively legal, and...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-20-2010, 10:49 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,075
Posted By $hit.got.real
The only lard-ass I know who actually lost weight

Some guy who I went to school with lost, well, I don't know how much weight - going from a fat bastard to a proper skinny emo cunt over the course of a summer.

How?

Hard work, dedication and a...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-09-2010, 10:27 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,316
Posted By Crashwangdoodle
Re: How do you handle very direct girls?

You be even more direct back.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-04-2010, 02:47 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,027
Posted By BunnyTrout
My girlfriend is mad as hell.

I need some advice. I tried a new sex trick with my girlfriend and it really backfired. I read somewhere years ago about this and finally got a chance to try it this weekend.

So my girlfriend and...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-28-2010, 08:29 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,137
Posted By Marijuanasaurus
Re: Must be break up season...

If a woman breaks up with you via text, just respond with "lol"
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-23-2010, 05:30 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,669
Posted By Death_Merchant
Re: Why men and women don't get along no more?

I like how everyone blames everything but themselves. If you find women have poor behavior, why not correct their behavior?

For me, I just educated and developed myself. While everyone else got...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-25-2010, 10:09 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,198
Posted By Marijuanasaurus
Re: Marijuana Withdrawal

fuck off.

And to all of you complaining about opiate withdrawals, thats yer own fucking fault. Nobody told you to do the opiates, and you knew the fucking consequences before you shot up. You...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-23-2010, 12:45 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,511
Posted By Tick Tock
Re: hey, what? I thought this was a myth.

Rohto Ice > any other brand of eye drops.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-02-2009, 02:03 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,829
Posted By L33tz
Re: read this when your high, it will fuck your mind.

These people look or anything but God.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-14-2010, 12:06 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 950
Posted By Silverfuck
Re: So I was fucking my girlfriend last night and

It's easy to say relationships are for suckers when no woman would consent to getting within ten feet of you.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-13-2010, 11:03 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,944
Posted By Raptor Ribs
Re: You don't need to be a tick tock mechanism to have fun in life.

LOL0lo0loL I took the red pill!!!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-28-2010, 07:52 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,173
Posted By Monkmaster
Smile So I got high for the first time.

I've always knocked on reefer, so I tried it just to substantiate my bitter position.

I was baked as hell. At first I felt all jittery yet immobile. Then the following three came in rapid...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2009, 04:49 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 6,687
Posted By Zay
Re: I can't believe ignoring women actually works.

Except when it comes down to bashing minorities :rolleyes: you self-loathing ugly asian platypus-faced cunt.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-09-2010, 02:19 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 5,067
Posted By Vigilante
Re: What Did You Learn From Your First Time?

After receiving my first blow job.. I realized that it doesn't get much better than this.

After having sex for the first time.. I realized.. that is doesn't get much better than this.

After...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-08-2010, 08:30 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,865
Posted By Mor3BL7
Re: Zoklet Gets Publicity

its funny, because 4J says stuff about my moms bein mad, yet he lives at home with his nice happy family.
guy, I bet you've never touched a spray can outside of photoshop, NIGGA.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-08-2010, 03:46 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,160
Posted By Be conscious
Re: My friend takes 420 too far

Neither of us are in high school anymore heh.



Last year he hosted a huge camping trip for 25 of our closest friends. Stayed out there for 3 days with a shit ton of booze, bud and various...
Forum: Everything Anime 01-05-2010, 01:32 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,320
Posted By FrY
Re: What have i missed?

Dragon ball Z..................................................
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