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Forum: Generally Speaking 08-26-2011, 12:20 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,413
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: The 3 Best Things That Happened to You This Summer?

1) Met a really awesome girl
2) Aced a Corporate Finance course in summer school
3) Packed on 10lbs of muscle at the gym

...other than that, summertime living was easy and all the people in the...
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-22-2011, 12:28 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,830
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: Dealing on the street

Buy a bong and make friends. Keep your ass off the street, that shits stupid, let the customers come to you.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-18-2011, 06:39 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,831
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: Do clingy girls repulse you?

Deep rooted trust issues/egocentricism that most likely requires therapy to correct.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-18-2011, 06:24 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 825
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: the best way to give up your life

Incredible isn't it? A life with so many opportunities, a billion possibilities of how one could choose to live. And yet, the entire middle class is essentially doing the same thing every day. ...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-18-2011, 07:09 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,717
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: Fat chicks get laid more: Evidence that men never say no to women.

I've turned down sex because the girl was fat.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-15-2011, 09:55 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,163
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: why dealers cut their drugs

they cut it so they can do more themselves, they really don't give that much of a shit about anyone else. at all.

right now, the blow coming through l.a. is cut with heartworm pills for cattle. ...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-17-2011, 06:41 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,831
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: Do clingy girls repulse you?

Any girl that won't let me chase her around a little bit loses my interest pretty quickly. The clingers just scare me away honestly. There are the guys that need a clinger though, I hate to see it...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-16-2011, 07:18 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 5,952
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: Question: What do you believe happens after death?

Well, the first few hours after death are pretty boring. Basically you walk into this room that's like the DMV and take a number. You sit around for a while in this room, but there's nothing to do...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-06-2011, 07:15 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,236
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: 'what's your sign?

Guy: "Whats your sign?"
Girl: "I'm a(n) [insert sign here]. Why do you ask?"
Guy: "Wow, you totally seem like a(n) [sign] because you're [bullshit bullshit compliments compliments]. You know, they...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-07-2011, 08:34 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,228
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: when girls try to say "i'm pregnant"

Deny that you came inside her and refuse to take a paternity test. Duh. I got thousands of little fuckers running around out there, that's why I always smile and wave when the school bus drives by.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-01-2011, 05:07 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,406
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: Do you think there are more chances getting laid on a nudist party?

http://troll.me/images/xzibit-yo-dawg/yo-dawg-i-head-you-got-banned-lol.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-28-2011, 01:03 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 3,330
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: Hooking up with hispanic chicks

Wrap it, those senoritas are as fertile as a goddamned rainforest and they're all Roman Catholic so they won't get abortions.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-13-2009, 12:08 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,575
Posted By th1rdeye
Re: Mescaline

I called up my buddy one night to get some rolls and he tells me, "These are awesome man, they're the pink playboys cut with speed, not mescaline."
Me: "Dude why did you say they're NOT cut with...
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