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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-18-2013, 03:22 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 512
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: So lately at work there's been 3 new girls

Stop being such a pussy and go for it man. All three, at the same time. You make it sound like all three girls act and move together as a unit. So take them all on at once. You know you want to. If...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-06-2013, 04:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 256
Posted By Rust
Re: Little girl mentally mutilates atheist on an aeroplane

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-29-2013, 12:12 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,011
Posted By abcd_ef_zekiel
Nonexistent social/sex/love life at 26

Not ugly, inactive, socially inept or unemployed... yet can't seem to make fucking actual friends or girlfriends. By that I mean people who I can genuinely get on with and not those who one would...
Forum: Fragyard 04-29-2013, 01:51 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,256
Posted By FON
Re: Step 1: Bulbapedia, Step 2: POKEMON TEAM

Anybody that named pokemon outside of the original 150 instantly failed this thread.

Snorlax
Charizard
Blastoise
Garados
Haunter
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-30-2013, 02:41 PM
Replies: 537
Views: 6,765
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: Response to Panthrax's Childish Idiocy

That would count as ban evasion. Maybe i should ban -SpeciaL too for good measure.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4309675/black-guy-dancing-o.gif
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-30-2013, 02:15 AM
Replies: 537
Views: 6,765
Posted By panthrax
Re: Response to Panthrax's Childish Idiocy

I didn't give him the infraction that pushed him into the banned category, but it's no surprise to me. He will continue to get infracted, leading to his bans as long as he continues to derail threads...
Forum: This Just In! 04-15-2013, 08:02 PM
Replies: 623
Views: 13,622
Posted By Proots
Re: Explosion at finish line - Boston Marathon

Did any of you attend the Boston marathon? I heard it was a blast!
Forum: This Just In! 04-15-2013, 07:06 PM
Replies: 623
Views: 13,622
Posted By reject
Re: Explosion at finish line - Boston Marathon

Another false flag attack by Israel.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 04-13-2013, 04:53 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 824
Posted By SirEdwinCBE
Re: I kind of wish I was a drug addict

Human's hate change - you're seeing yourself as a piece of shit worth nothing, but when you start seeing improvements, a general image of yourself becomes more refined as you hone in on other things...
Forum: Der Politik 01-10-2013, 10:40 PM
Replies: 349
Views: 5,723
Posted By Sanzenbacher
Re: Abortion is murder

abortion is good because it gets rid of fucked up little pieces of shit like WAN
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-08-2013, 01:22 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 576
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: There are only two ways to stabilize global economy

Asteroid mining

also,

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-01/diamond-oceans-may-cover-neptune-and-uranus
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-05-2013, 12:07 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,947
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: What's "too many" men for a 21 year old girl to have fucked to be your girlfriend

I prefer girls with a little higher kill count. They love sex obviously, and are good at it. They're the kind of girl who would suck you off without expecting anything back. They love the taste of...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-06-2013, 03:55 PM
Replies: 537
Views: 6,765
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: Response to Panthrax's Childish Idiocy

don't forget that spectral never contributes anything either. every single post he makes is complaining spam. if you ask him to provide even one link to a post he made that can be considered a...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-31-2013, 12:44 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 307
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: Isn't it awesome that ArmsMerchant is going to die soon?

YES!!! I can't wait! :D Seriously lol it's like one of the best things I'm looking forward to. The fact that he already had his toes removed and shit is nice foreplay.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-25-2013, 06:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 182
Posted By Full Frontal
Trading Card Games are stupid

Seriously. Why do they exist? If cards and their functions are all cataloged and this information is available on the internet... why not just recreate them at home and have "dream matches" where...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-19-2013, 03:05 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 286
Posted By Tokerface
Spectral's senility has reached unprecedented levels.

http://cf.badassdigest.com/_uploads/images/13684/johnmcclanefeat2__span.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-17-2013, 10:45 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 445
Posted By Spike12
Re: I got scalped!

How boring and u fulfilling is your life the only thing you have to talk about is how cold it is in Alaska and deals on shitty haircuts. God I wanna kill myself for you
Forum: Alternative Living 03-12-2013, 02:57 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,010
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Living on Welfare your whole life

well if the greedy fat fucks that run the country, and coincidentally most of the big companies as well, would lower the working week from 37 1/2 hours to say 32 1/2 hours then the amount of work...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-11-2013, 12:36 AM
Replies: 340
Archived: DaGuru
Views: 4,076
Posted By p6867
Re: DaGuru

You've never contributed anything.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-07-2013, 04:32 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 2,956
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: slag...

cornwell you weird ass Dr Seuss mother fucker
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-06-2013, 08:09 PM
Replies: 537
Views: 6,765
Posted By Faerie Blossom
Cool Re: Response to Panthrax's Childish Idiocy

I ban evade with several new accounts, and end up with a user title for my trouble. DaGuru posts as usual, breaking no rules, and earns a year-long ban.

:umad:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-27-2013, 03:37 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 650
Posted By Paragon
Cool Re: Favorite Blunder Memory

Because he had Snoopy's avatar, I almost didn't do it. Then, I read the screen-name, and thought, "Oh... why not?"
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 02-22-2013, 07:41 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,127
Posted By Irukanji
Re: Why is population growth seen as necessary/good?

This.

The world in general has 3 major problems.

1. Fresh water
2. Arable land/Food
3. Energy

Starting with the water problem, sure somebody will say that you can get it from the oceans,...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 02-26-2013, 03:24 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 676
Posted By InspiredByMe
Re: Is suicide wrong?

I've never understood this view. How is it selfish? If those people truly understood and cared for that person they would understand their choice for it. How is it selfish for someone to commit...
Forum: Der Politik 02-24-2013, 06:25 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 438
Posted By MC Homicidal Rapist
Re: Reddit Politics

You have now lost absolutely all right to complain about racism on this forum.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-23-2013, 07:35 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 363
Posted By Snoopy
Re: you think gasoline is expensive?

Health care takes care of any expensive pharmaceuticals I might require. Sucks to be you greyfox.
Forum: The Trashcan 02-23-2013, 12:35 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 111
Posted By Faerie Blossom
Re: Thanks party central!

Dash Berlin feat. Emma Hewitt - Waiting (Original Mix) - YouTube

Shrike knows what's up!
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-23-2013, 12:29 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 336
Posted By Faerie Blossom
Re: Unwyred sucks and I hate him

I'm 24.

This is so unfair Unwyred; why do I have to follow the rules? What is there even to do now?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-23-2013, 12:26 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 336
Posted By Faerie Blossom
Re: Unwyred sucks and I hate him

You're so boring :(

Your rules really do suck, and I'm kind of sad that you're gonna make me follow them. It's as though I've lost a piece of myself.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-23-2013, 12:21 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 336
Posted By Faerie Blossom
Re: Unwyred sucks and I hate him

Oh, come on. This is harmless and ANGRY :mad: fun!

Fuck you Unwyred, I'm mad as all hell :P
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-23-2013, 12:15 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 336
Posted By Faerie Blossom
Re: Unwyred sucks and I hate him

Come on guys, THANKS PARTY!!!!
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-20-2013, 02:27 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 198
Posted By Blunderstar
Zoklet History #1: Zok's Piss Fetish

This forum was originally called "Pissin' On Each Other" and involved watersport roleplaying. When Zoklet became popular in January 2009 (after totse's demise), Zok changed the forum name to "Pissin'...
Forum: Fragyard 02-13-2013, 08:35 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 761
Posted By Ph0x
Re: New xbox: No second hand games, always-on Kinect

This, This, a million times this.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-31-2013, 12:42 AM
Replies: 705
Views: 7,128
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: How CODDLED little bitches get coddled around here.

You and spec are the only ones who give a shit about any of the nonsense you were ranting about. Any replies to it were simply attempts to troll you. However in this case, the issue is so fucking...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2013, 10:33 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,637
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: How can anyone date fat girls?

Damn fat girls are awesome, they're usually more laid back and you can have fun with them more. I'm a pretty good cook and I like to make dinner for girls before I fuck them, and I hate having to...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-06-2013, 07:48 PM
Replies: 705
Views: 7,128
Posted By Snoopy
Embarrassed Re: How CODDLED little bitches get coddled around here.

So, what you're saying is you want to be CODDLED by rabb. You just said you want to be rabb's CODDLE LITTLE BITCH.

:yao:

EEEELLL OOOOH FUCKING EEEEELLL @ how much help you need to keep my words...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-04-2013, 08:36 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 173
Posted By southernsun
Re: Ever sit on the computer in the dark for ages?

All the time.

http://i.imgur.com/z6KFxZa.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-04-2013, 08:10 PM
Replies: 705
Views: 7,128
Posted By umop 3pisdn
Thumbs Up Re: How CODDLED little bitches get coddled around here.

As opposed to Daguru's diverse & refreshing postings?

60. %. Of. His. Posts. Are. The. Exact. Same. Shit. Over. And. Over.

:muahaha:HerpDerpSlobber:mad:NoU:muahaha:Kidiots:mad:

If you'd ban...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-03-2013, 05:52 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 1,158
Posted By Spike12
Re: DaGuru banned again?

If I was a mod I would literally find any post -spectral or daguru has posted in my forum ever and permaban them for it.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-07-2011, 07:59 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,433
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: Watch -SpectraL prove himself!

Beautiful. A sysop isn't the title of the BBS. Anybody will back this up for me, but I know you love your sources.

"A sysop ( /ˈsɪsɒp/; an abbreviation of system operator) is an administrator of a...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-01-2013, 09:08 PM
Replies: 705
Views: 7,128
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Thumbs Up Re: How CODDLED little bitches get coddled around here.

So why do you post here? (El oh el)

You have nothing better to do clearly, it doesn't seem like you get any sort of enjoyment out of posting here.

Maybe you should go around your town with a...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-01-2013, 07:21 PM
Replies: 705
Views: 7,128
Posted By Snoopy
Re: How CODDLED little bitches get coddled around here.

I don't look at it that way. I come (back) to this community because I've been here for a long time (10+ years) and have gotten used to the format. That format being complete freedom of expression...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-01-2013, 01:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 488
Posted By jheit8
Re: Will Unwyred always be an admin?

Why the quotes? Daguru coming back might have been the dumbest thing a mod has done on here in years. Even RDP's failed PI harvesting experiment pales in comparison.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-31-2013, 03:07 AM
Replies: 705
Views: 7,128
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: How CODDLED little bitches get coddled around here.

It's really a mystery to me as to why DaGuru gives a shit about Zoklet.

It's not Totse. Never was, and never will be. Totse is dead and long gone. I've never seen anyone else make a better...
Forum: Original Works 12-31-2012, 01:25 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 729
Posted By Vizier
Re: Vizier, Bars and Life

Welcome to Mario Kart

It was a hot, Thursday night and there was way too much beer in my fridge and too little food. I could've drank by myself, but I was bored so I called my school mates and...
Forum: Fragyard 01-28-2013, 12:51 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 660
Posted By RadicalApex
Re: Best Gameboy Advance Games

Advance Wars.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-25-2013, 05:44 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 1,158
Posted By Snoopy
Re: DaGuru banned again?

He got baited by yours truly and captain "gay parade" falcon into getting himself banned. We knew he wouldn't shut up. Next time when he's unbanned, I'll just post a few threads in some place that's...
Forum: Fragyard 01-25-2013, 02:09 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,585
Posted By rabbhimself
Re: PlayStation 4 and Specs

Anyway, DaGuru is banned. Let him QQ some more while we talk games :thumbsup:

EDIT: Oh and... *coddles Snoopy and tickles him behind the ear*
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-24-2013, 03:24 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 598
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Thumbs Up Re: The Greyfox Meme

That's because you're an idiot.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-24-2013, 11:40 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 406
Posted By Spike12
While I was banned I ran some stats

I got banned by lanny for posting what he considers "PI"(a word that rhymes with spectrals last name). Funny how Lanny goes out of his way to ban me after I constantly call him out for being a boy....
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