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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-25-2009, 06:03 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 6,613
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: My college roommate is gay.

So the fuck what?

You do realize that chicks fucking love gay dudes. Guess what? He is going to have shit loads of female friends who are ganna be horny. Who's the only other dick in the room? You.
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-11-2009, 05:01 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 5,501
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: The Much Awaited Story of My Life

I'm sorry I have to call troll.

You are too articulate for your story.

Though it does make a good story, so I'll continue to read.
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-05-2009, 01:01 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 700
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Avocado's number

If an avacado falls in the ocean and 1+1= 2, then how does one lick the underside of green bird?
Forum: TV and Movies 08-18-2010, 05:50 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,309
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Explain to me how Inception isn't overrated

Because you immediately hate anything that more than 200 people like.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-09-2010, 06:28 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,668
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Is this a trap?

http://instanttrap.com/trap.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-03-2010, 04:11 PM
Replies: 22,173
Views: 366,709
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Stop asking me for fucking sources.

You're angry at people for asking you about porn sites? I confess, I've never heard anyone call a porn site a "fucking source", I guess to each his own.

Maybe you meant a site where one could...
Forum: TV and Movies 05-20-2010, 08:11 PM
Replies: 787
Views: 24,235
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Breaking Bad Season 3

Brandon, aka "Badger".
Forum: Holes and Ink 04-21-2010, 04:21 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,758
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: ATT <(((-<

+1 for the Lamb of God shirt.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-17-2010, 03:45 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,473
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: How many times a day do you masturbate?

I.... doing.... it.... now...


OH Shi-
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-17-2010, 06:06 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,473
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: How many times a day do you masturbate?

I don't quite understand why everyone must know how many times we do X in a day. Especially jerking it. Who the fuck really cares? Did anyone actually gain anything from this thread, other than the...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-14-2010, 04:55 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,632
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Fuck fat people

This thread is making me hungry.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-13-2010, 12:02 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 4,190
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: The Stoner Chat Answer Thread.

Yes.



Wait, no.


No, it's defiantly yes.

My final answer is elephant.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-02-2010, 06:32 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 957
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: windmill joint

Jesus H. Waste of time.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-24-2010, 12:26 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,022
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: my dealer might be undercover..question

If he contacted you, that would be entrapment, correct?
Forum: This Just In! 03-18-2010, 02:14 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,120
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: a girl jumped off our parking deck at my university.

Yeah, this isn't an area where any of that happens.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-09-2010, 12:30 AM
Replies: 22,173
Views: 366,709
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Bow Before Your New Mod

COOL STORY, BRO.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-01-2010, 06:27 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 507
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: bananas exploding on face

What the fuck. I don't even...

1:45 is the best one.
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 02-25-2010, 04:41 PM
Replies: 209
Cultivation: Dose Grow Journal
Views: 8,248
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Dose Grow Journal

I usually just cut off a small part of a leaf.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-16-2010, 02:34 PM
Replies: 6,318
Archived: bump when high
Views: 189,932
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Bump when high.

Oh man, my fav is totally "The Notebook".
Forum: Travel and World Language 01-04-2010, 04:04 AM
Replies: 377
Views: 22,918
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: One day, and the cool shit is already happening...

Gettin' raped.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-15-2010, 07:31 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 14,832
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: 13 year old sister with 16 year old punk

Pictures of your sister.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-11-2010, 01:52 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,343
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Marijuanasaurus' guide to conserving weed

The alligator bites the bigger one...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-11-2010, 06:16 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,016
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Boy do I feel dirty...Again.

I like how people use being drunk to do stupid shit. Do you think it gives you some kind of free pass?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-02-2010, 11:08 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,520
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Any dealers want to post some tips?

You are a fucking nigger. Measly? Did you ever fucking pass math class? .2 of 1 one is %20 you fucking tard. Lets take 5.6 grams out of every ounce you buy and see how fucking "measly" it is. Take...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-04-2010, 01:26 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,794
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: I love to smoke dro, I hate to smoke mid!

Hydro is a method of growing, not a quality judgment.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-04-2010, 01:22 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,964
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: I ate a small amount of hash last night.

Weed doesn't make my eyes bloodshot either...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 01-26-2010, 07:48 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,767
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Best Cooking Shows?

Good Eats is the best.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-31-2010, 09:22 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 6,060
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: I need a painless way out. Please Help

Suicide is bad, mkay?
Forum: This Just In! 01-31-2010, 07:19 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,752
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: The Apple iPad

*yet another joke about feminine hygiene*
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-31-2010, 07:08 AM
Replies: 636
Views: 25,961
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: How I Met, Married, and Divorced a Totse Member.

Should have stopped by my place on your way down to Florida. We could have gotten married for a few hours and had lunch.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-24-2010, 01:47 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,249
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Breaking News

Old.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 01-13-2010, 06:35 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,114
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: How does one eat a can of spaghettios of this magnitude in one sitting?

1. Get high.
2. Eat spaghetti-o's.
3. ????
4. Profit.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-26-2010, 06:51 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 687
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Why abortion is evil

Funny troll is funny.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-24-2010, 01:50 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,162
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Beautiful, decent people pics

Damn Vizier, you got some ugly family.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-19-2010, 11:55 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,079
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Did my pharmacist just lie to me?

He knew why you asked, and lied to you to deter you from drinking grapefruit juice and taking xanax.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-15-2010, 09:17 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,987
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: First time Methylone and 2C-E

That much 2c-e through the nose should have destroyed you.
Forum: This Just In! 01-13-2010, 03:00 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,263
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: California Assembly Panel Votes To Legalize Marijuana

I fucking love California.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-13-2010, 01:31 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 549
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: Amazing Video Weirdness

You suck at youtube.

K33vWsRAYlg
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 01-12-2010, 05:08 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 888
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: So i'll be finishing my killer robot soon...

I, for one, accept our new robot overlord.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-09-2010, 09:42 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,142
Posted By Herpy Derpy
Re: facebook bra game.

My mom just posted this shit. FUUUUUUUUUUUccckckkkckkk :mad::mad::mad:
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