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Forum: LOL, Internet 12-30-2012, 09:22 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,070
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: This is how white trash reproduce (video of woman shitting out a baby))

"I was dun borned on daddy's turlet!"
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-07-2012, 01:08 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 634
Posted By Monkmaster
Thumbs Up Re: just dropped acid. got class in approximately 9 hours

Proper fucking fish and chips there
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-02-2009, 07:08 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,344
Posted By Monkmaster
Mad Re: The Convenience of Hate: A Tale of Sex and Violence

...continued...

The girlfriend got up in my face and started bitching at me. I said to her, “Listen. Stand over there for a few seconds,” and I point to where the hot dogs are being cooked. “Just...
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-02-2009, 07:07 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,344
Posted By Monkmaster
Mad The Convenience of Hate: A Tale of Sex and Violence

Alright, so I’ve been hanging on the internet for awhile just posting on forums, listening to music and shit when out of nowhere, the agony of thirst begins tearing away at my throat. Parched as...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 08-14-2011, 02:16 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,568
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Life will never be the same anymore. (Hiding beer in public)

Pffft, straws take the manliness out of drinking beer. Shotgun FTW.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-14-2011, 01:56 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 866
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Suicide and Philosophy

Your friend is a dick and a pussy. He's fucked. Real men don't contemplate suicide over girls.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-07-2010, 02:30 AM
Replies: 1,118
Views: 39,331
Posted By Monkmaster
Mad Re: The Rate Me Thread (T.R.M.T) 2010

That jacon jeese jurger is anything but junior.
Forum: Music! 05-27-2010, 09:32 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,988
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: How metal are you?

3/4ths of my t-shirts are metal shirts.
I used to subscribe to Terrorizer.
I'm extremely loyal to my local metal scene.
I've traveled up to 8 hours for some shows.
I've got the whole patched...
Forum: Holes and Ink 05-18-2009, 12:56 AM
Replies: 373
Views: 44,365
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post your tattoos here.

I'd just like to get a little 'do not resuscitate' over my heart. Or would that be too morbid?
Forum: Travel and World Language 05-12-2010, 09:14 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,021
Posted By Monkmaster
Thumbs Up Re: Places to Avoid -Canadian Version

Fuck contemplation. Come to the Okanagan and fuck shit up with me.
Forum: TV and Movies 05-08-2010, 08:45 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 996
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Recomend Me some Apocalyptic-esque Movies

A Boy and His Dog
Threads
The Quiet Earth

Three of my personal favourites.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-07-2010, 07:42 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

:punk: 666 for lyfe brah :punk:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/050710_122900.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-06-2010, 08:55 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/050610_135000copy.jpg

So tired... :(
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-04-2010, 05:54 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

I owe it all to beer surprisingly enough. with the "get drunk and go on adventures" diet, you too can lose up to 30 pounds of flab in mere months. also max out your credit card hahahaha
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-04-2010, 05:47 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

hey everybody lets get hammered!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/050310_224600.jpg

fuck hero, get drunk
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-04-2010, 05:47 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,449
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: My depressed comic.

They call me the renegade hetero. :hrmph:

Tits are nice, yes; however I do not find myself in the demographic of internet male hounding for nudes of non-existent girls of the internet.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-04-2010, 08:36 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

Lol. Back in Black.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-04-2010, 05:33 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

what's up party people?
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-01-2010, 09:15 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/050110_135100copy.jpg

Rise and shine!
Forum: Music! 05-01-2010, 05:09 PM
Replies: 10,528
Views: 307,425
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: The official "What are you listening to right now?" thread.

I Will Lay Down My Bones Among the Rocks and Roots by Wolves in the Throne Room
Forum: The Musician's Playground 04-27-2010, 08:21 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 7,148
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: It Is Sooo Good To Hear It: The Sounds of Zoklet.net Volume 1

Damn. Hearing all this great stuff tells me I need some better recording equipment and a better guitar player, haha.

I'm working with a fucking Rock Band mic and Audacity, lol. Not to mention I'm...
Forum: Music! 07-03-2009, 06:40 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,283
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: recommend me: jazz-oriented metal/ melodic black metal

If you like Atheist you might like Pestilence.

As for melodic black metal, check out Woods of Ypres. Easily one of my favourite bands. http://www.myspace.com/woodsofypres
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-18-2010, 12:57 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/041710_155601.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-30-2010, 07:16 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,679
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Someone convince me of the necessity of friends

I have a group of four friends who'll pretty much always be there. Anyone else I've met or will meet will just be there to shoot the shit with.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-05-2010, 08:47 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010] [NSFW]

That's Velma, ya idiot!
Forum: TV and Movies 01-31-2010, 01:40 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,021
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: favorite asshole characters in tv/movies

I'd say Ralph Cifaretto.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-22-2010, 02:44 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010] [NSFW]

Back from Los Cabos

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/22773_360096697924_585142924_499052.jpg...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-17-2010, 03:14 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 474,216
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010] [NSFW]

Agreed, I'd think some 'white' licking might be a bit interesting.
Forum: Fragyard 02-03-2010, 04:43 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,781
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Mass Effect 2!

Fuck that, Keith David should. He is the voice after all. Just about the likeness as well.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-31-2010, 06:41 PM
Replies: 2,236
Views: 75,823
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post your pictures thread III - 2010 edition

That's not a rabbit, that's a space station
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-28-2010, 07:52 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,148
Posted By Monkmaster
Smile So I got high for the first time.

I've always knocked on reefer, so I tried it just to substantiate my bitter position.

I was baked as hell. At first I felt all jittery yet immobile. Then the following three came in rapid...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-06-2010, 06:14 AM
Replies: 2,236
Views: 75,823
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post your pictures thread III - 2010 edition

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/17449_410466875318_580925318_106956.jpg

666 for lyfe, brah
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-26-2010, 05:44 AM
Replies: 2,236
Views: 75,823
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post your pictures thread III - 2010 edition

holy shit my twin brother tobias just flew in from east timor

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/DSC00190copy.jpg

that's him on the left
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-18-2010, 06:20 AM
Replies: 2,236
Views: 75,823
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post your pictures thread III - 2010 edition

666 for lyfe brah
Forum: Music! 01-22-2010, 08:44 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,002
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Behemoth.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/Evangelia%20Amerika/DSCF7717.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/Evangelia%20Amerika/DSCF7719.jpg...
Forum: TV and Movies 07-22-2009, 06:18 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,337
Posted By Monkmaster
Exclamation The Road

Prooooooobably my most anticipated film of this year. Read the book twice last year; just loved it. Viggo is a fantastic actor and Omar fucking Little from The Wire is in it.

hbLgszfXTAY

I...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-15-2010, 07:45 PM
Replies: 2,236
Views: 75,823
Posted By Monkmaster
Re: Post your pictures thread III - 2010 edition

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/Monk_master/drum.jpg

buh dum tssh
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