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Forum: The Musician's Playground 07-25-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 124
Posted By Facepalm
My Cover of Genesis' In Too Deep!

Decided to pull out the old acoustic and this is the first thing that came to mind!

Hope you guys enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/madd-hatter-11/in-too-deep-genesis-cover
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 01:32 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,673
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/orbitz-bottles.jpg

Orbitz was discontinued 17 years ago.


http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/1135/3641/27836820006_large.jpg

Surge was pulled...
Forum: What's Good 07-25-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 205
Posted By Facepalm
Re: My New Toy!

You mean you guys didn't know about my avid love for aviation?

I started in an ultralight at age 16!

Any ideas you guys have, bounce them off me!
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-25-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 342
Posted By Facepalm
Re: I have lyme disease.

Sounds like you need less Methadone & Clonazepam and more Frontline.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-26-2014, 01:38 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 248
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Cashing a plane ticket sombody is sending you

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Forum: What's Good 07-25-2014, 10:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 205
Posted By Facepalm
My New Toy!

My loving wife just bought this for me!

http://s27.postimg.org/6zp8d5cer/plane.jpg

It's a 1957 Beechcraft Bonanza H35 V-tail. I'm going to use this for solo flights to get my private certs here...
Forum: What's Good 07-25-2014, 11:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 205
Posted By Facepalm
Re: My New Toy!

Here is the pre-conversion pic with that standard avionics and gauges (included). Taken around 2011.

http://s28.postimg.org/5oeb0e0od/image.jpg

Supposedly the interior has been releathered and...
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 11:11 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,673
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

http://i.imgur.com/bTsZohW.gif

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2014, 10:18 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 673
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

this! I once got two 1st cousins to lick each other's juices off my cock!
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 09:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 141
Posted By Facepalm
LOL Stupid Babies Eating Lemons!

:lol: at how they go for more, knowing it's sour.

Babies Eating Lemons for the 1st Time
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-18-2014, 08:47 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 673
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

Any girl that will have a random hook up with a guy w/o using a condom because they are "on the pill" is a slut.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-16-2014, 10:57 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 673
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

Did your anus bleed a lot?
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-21-2014, 05:46 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 616
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

http://i.imgur.com/jN9vKW0.gif
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-21-2014, 07:11 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 667
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Nigress gets 23.6 BILLION dollars from tobacco lawsuit

I take OP has never heard of tort reform? It doesn't really matter how much the Jury awards the Plaintiff, tort laws limit the amount she'll ever actually see.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-21-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 4,730
Posted By Facepalm
Re: ITT: horrible things you have done in life

Not having souls helps us though!
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-21-2014, 07:20 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 284
Posted By Facepalm
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-19-2014, 06:22 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 616
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

Just don't get too wasted!



That's what I was thinking! Even gay entertainment for Gollum!
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-19-2014, 03:24 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 616
Posted By Facepalm
Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

So we've been in Vegas for the past two days for my Wife's AMA Conference, I've spent the last 24+ hours drinking free drinks and making bank at the tables, when it was time to go, my wife sent me a...
Forum: Bat Country 07-16-2014, 08:42 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 293
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Selena Gomez forgot to wear a bra last week

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-7/0705/south-park-s07e05c02-taco-flavor-kisses-16x9.jpg

Taco Flavored Kisses
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-26-2014, 11:08 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,050
Posted By Facepalm
Re: How to get fired from my job?

http://cdn4.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/erkel-gif.gif

Then scream, "Did I do that?"
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-19-2014, 12:39 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 752
Posted By Facepalm
Re: 1 million dollars to suck a dick

I'll bet you probably masturbate to gay porn when you're drunk. You overcompensating with the fact that you had to highlight "faggots".
Forum: Book & Language Nook 07-16-2014, 08:51 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,059
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things you read that have affected you

Fucking this!!! :thumbsup:

This book completely rewired my brain's way of thinking!
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-17-2014, 10:00 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 20,857
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Lawsuit Settlement Thread

Just received $41.42 from the extended 2nd class action lawsuit against Apple and Circuit City from the Gen 1 iPod Nano. I took my first settlement of $17 and sent it back and joined the appeal.
Forum: What's Good 07-16-2014, 05:10 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,491
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Going to have butt sex for the first time is what's good

http://images.sugarscape.com/userfiles/frankiegrande123.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-17-2014, 07:05 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 86
Posted By Facepalm
Going to Vegas tonight!

My Wife just called me and told me that there is an AMA Conference in Vegas tomorrow, so we're packing up tonight and leaving for Vegas, our flight departs at 9 PM EST so we'll be getting there...
Forum: What's Good 07-17-2014, 05:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 252
Posted By Facepalm
Just Made $25 by...

buying a couple of 20 year olds some beer! They gave me $60, asked for an 18 pack of Bud Light, 6 pack of Redd's Apple Ale, and a 12 pack of Bud Light Lime Margarita, came back to the car with...
Forum: Bat Country 07-16-2014, 05:14 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 293
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Selena Gomez forgot to wear a bra last week

lol Anyone else notice the wet sweat stain where her tit fat and 1st belly roll come together?


She's probably a stinky beaner irl...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-15-2014, 05:20 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 725
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just Found A Teenth

Yes, you are!
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-14-2014, 03:07 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 339
Posted By Facepalm
Re: oh look the new BI banner is up

I think it's fucking stupid, and it sucks!
Forum: Bat Country 07-15-2014, 01:49 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 938
Posted By Facepalm
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

*Snaps on rubber gloves*

*doctor voice*

Can I get you to scoot on down!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/77C179oIJfE/0.jpg

*Snaps off rubber gloves*
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