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Forum: What's Good 08-21-2014, 04:51 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 581
Posted By eBagger
Re: Poast's &Z Ice Bucket Challenge. Fuck ALS.

Fuck you nigga

Had to half ass do some iPad shit

WOB WOB OW BOW BOWBOWOB

Fuck you poast Ice Bucket booshit

The pool jump looks retarded, I thought I was going faster after the huffin'
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-20-2014, 11:04 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 300
Posted By Number13
Re: George W. Bush's Ice Bucket Challenge

I always liked George Bush.
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-19-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 566
Posted By mmmmmmmQuestions
Re: You scan scam

:torvalds:
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-19-2014, 01:18 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 257
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Anderson Cooper laughs at prison rape

The Boondocks- A Date with the Health Inspector (Uncensored) - YouTube

We don't waste no motherfucking soap in here
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-18-2014, 07:27 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 539
Posted By LongDongSilver
Heart Re: Old Drug Buddy is HIV+

You see though, that wouldn't have even been comedic in any way.
At all.

I don't understand the joke.

:lsd:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-17-2014, 10:52 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 402
Posted By Infrared
Re: Question for the guys

I Want To Piss on You - Dave Chappelle
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-17-2014, 10:36 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 539
Posted By LongDongSilver
Re: Old Drug Buddy is HIV+

That's almost like saying you don't want to associate yourself with someone who has lung cancer because they were a smoker.
Sure she brought the illness upon herself with her drug use or possibly...
Forum: What's Good 08-15-2014, 10:34 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,061
Posted By eBagger
eBagger finds and beats the SHIT out of Panthrax *EXCLUSIVE VIDEO FOOTAGE*

My legal team will allow limited questions to be answered.

I didn't want it to come to this, but a nigga stay banned from BLTC for 3 months, and shit had to go down ya digg.

WARNING: GRAPHIC...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-16-2014, 05:32 PM
Replies: 350
Views: 6,688
Posted By eBagger
Re: Lady Zoklet, 2014-Q3

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/04/article-2242722-1657FE04000005DC-339_634x474.jpg
Forum: Music! 08-14-2014, 08:07 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,209
Posted By kreepykay
Re: What was your first CD or cassette?

Jagged Little Pill? That was a good album tho imo
Forum: News 08-14-2014, 12:16 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,267
Posted By Zok
Where did Zok go?

I feel like I owe you all a bit of an apology. Clearly it's been a while since I've been around and it looks like the community is a bit in need. I would like to correct that and help get things back...
Forum: What's Good 08-12-2014, 08:28 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,873
Posted By Infrared
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-12-2014, 02:35 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 138
Posted By Megamanx2
Sticky Buddy!

http://youtu.be/jlSF0dtDRD8

I lol'ed way too much. :cool:
Forum: This Just In! 08-12-2014, 01:14 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,118
Re: Robin Williams dies from apparent suicide

Another post that is thank-worthy
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-09-2014, 04:14 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 335
Posted By Infrared
Re: Good vibrations

http://sexylosers.com/comics/sl008.gif

I'll just leave this here.






(:D I couldn't resist, hc!)
Forum: This Just In! 08-12-2014, 12:44 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,118
Posted By rabbhimself
Re: Robin Williams dies from apparent suicide

Don't usually give a shit about celebs - But last time I felt like this was when Carlin died :(
Forum: What's Good 08-09-2014, 02:52 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 757
Posted By eBagger
mQ........I choose you (mmmmmmmQuestions Rap Battle Showdown Finale)

mQ....one of the silly niggas
tryna keep track of them rap battle figures
tryna keep a record, of a win and loss
I'm one rhymin nigga you don't wanna cross
...
Forum: What's Good 08-08-2014, 01:00 AM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,873
Posted By Juicebox
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

Love how none of those massive piles of thanks on the first page were for kreepykay. She's the one who made it all possible
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 08-07-2014, 09:36 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,074
Posted By BrainSurgeon
Re: Merlot is disgusting. (Word to the wise)

Wow, you are amazingly ignorant.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-06-2014, 09:55 AM
Replies: 466
Views: 29,081
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Re: This had me rollin...

http://i.imgur.com/sSjkG4J.jpg
Forum: What's Good 08-03-2014, 06:21 AM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,873
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

http://zippy.gfycat.com/OpulentSlowIrishwaterspaniel.gif
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 08-05-2014, 08:36 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 658
Posted By mmmmmmmQuestions
Re: My 1st Litigation Trial

you are the new most interesting person on zoklet, Mr. Facepalm
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 08-04-2014, 11:15 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 269
Posted By eBagger
5 star quality eBagger diet tip and recipe (Make a big pot of healthy shit)

Not sure if I've covered this before, but if you lazy, this is a great way to still be lazy, and at the same time have low-calorie, tasty meals.

Now when allow yoself to get hungry, instincts...
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 11:07 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,873
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-31-2014, 10:03 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 897
Posted By Delta Hand
Re: So ck and I.....

Like every little girl dreams of
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 08:21 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,873
Posted By Infrared
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

A note on periodsex: Sometimes its fun to pretend you're stabbing your woman to death with your dick! It comes out all bloody and everything.

Kay, don't worry about it. Only gays, virgins and boys...
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 08:18 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,873
Posted By Infrared
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

Hey, you'll get no complaints from me, I've proudly earned my red wings many times. I'm just worried about komo and Gollum, I think you frightened them! Poor guys.
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,873
Posted By kreepykay
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

I didn't realize i was on my period, or that there was that much blood...


but like I said



shit happens.
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 01:58 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 6,873
Posted By Weird Sex
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-30-2014, 08:32 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 530
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: 2 niggers rob 18yo white girl on elevator and beat her

If her father isn't armed and hunting them down after this, he's a coward.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-28-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 560
Posted By kreepykay
Re: Atm story

I came here thinking it would be about another kind of ATM....
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-28-2014, 08:55 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 2,247
Posted By reject
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

Der 56k Modem Klang - The 56k dialup modem sound - YouTube
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-28-2014, 05:10 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 2,247
Posted By kreepykay
Forum: I'm Gonna Kick Tomorrow 07-28-2014, 04:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 500
Re: Got to quit TODAY :(

you're not even talking about quitting, this thread is basically 'I can't find heroin anymore so I have to make do with suboxone'
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-28-2014, 04:56 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 2,247
Posted By kreepykay
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

I watched Rocko's Modern Life. I remember I used to get annoyed by Sheldon, the turtle.

I liked this show more though.

...
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-26-2014, 01:29 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 323
Posted By IamACop
Re: Cashing a plane ticket sombody is sending you

lol op scamed terrorist into sending him money , EPIC!

btw facepalm your sig is very hip to be square !
Forum: This Just In! 07-25-2014, 09:35 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 366
Posted By Shifty
Re: Amazon 126m Loss

It's probably from all you fags doing the refund scam.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-16-2014, 02:59 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,481
Posted By kreepykay
Re: What's the craziest/stupidest thing you've done drunk?

I'm just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 11:02 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 183
Posted By Gollum
Re: LOL Stupid Babies Eating Lemons!

James Holmes the fuck is this thread
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 11:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 183
Posted By bigggmann
Re: LOL Stupid Babies Eating Lemons!

God babies are ugly af
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-22-2014, 06:41 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,528
Posted By Malice
Re: ATTN KREEPYKAY:

Was it...Weed Smoker?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2014, 10:16 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 841
Posted By Iam
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

I've fucked 2 sisters at the same time when I was 15 and handsome. begging for their turn... sluts and not hot but still proud... fingered 2 cousins 2... non are related to me lol


fucked a bitch...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2014, 09:54 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 923
Posted By Infrared
Re: 1 million dollars to suck a dick

Hey facepalm, is your avatar a shoop or did some chick actually do that? If so, who? It looks a little shoopy but I could be wrong.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 09:16 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 2,247
Posted By Unwyred
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-23-2014, 03:24 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 372
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: feeling better today

PROTIP: Genetic sequences only contain the letters; A, C, T, G.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 01:16 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 558
Posted By Unwyred
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-22-2014, 05:26 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 4,872
Posted By Cigreting
Re: ITT: horrible things you have done in life

fuckin solid bro, sounds exactly like the same shit id pull with the abortion thing. "bby bby bby, WEL FINISH COLLAGE N HAV FAMILY 4 REAL" :yao:
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-22-2014, 04:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 315
Posted By Starbuck
Re: please help!!

Says the poster who just recently graduated from mud farmer status.
Forum: Bat Country 07-22-2014, 04:34 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 295
Posted By Weird Sex
Lightbulb I wonka whistled the shit out of some hardcore faggots earlier..

Wonka Whistled those bitch ass niggas right out the door..

Wonka Whistle - YouTube

YEAH BITCH WHAT!

Wonka Whistle - YouTube

IM WONKA WHISTLIN THE SHIT OUTTA NIGGAS!
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-21-2014, 11:04 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 956
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Nigress gets 23.6 BILLION dollars from tobacco lawsuit

You...power abusing wooden shoe wearing little cur.
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