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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Today, 06:25 PM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

oh and I've seen fucking NOTHING but beat up monte carlos of the generation mine was all day.

the spirit of my car is starting to haunt me. this is straight out of stephen king.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality Today, 04:01 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 126
Posted By mizled
Re: Where did God go?

He went to the bathroom to pee in Marys butt.

Halleluiah - It's raining.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Today, 08:28 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Yeah from what I gather. IDK heroin's solubility in propylene glycol, would be the best way to go otherwise.


FFS

I went to reach for my beer

accidentally reached for a can I came in...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality Today, 05:04 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 126
Posted By Vizier
Re: Where did God go?

He's having a beer with Santa and the Tooth Fairy.
Forum: This Just In! Today, 04:24 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 748
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Mad Re: Tornado fucks up Oklahoma City, 24 3rd graders presumed dead

Yahweh let it happen because America supports gay marriage.


If the 10% of Americans would just stop touching dicks, the 90% wouldn't need to suffer Yahweh's wrath.

DAMN YOU FAGS
Forum: Religion and Spirituality Today, 04:33 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 126
Posted By Gollum
Where did God go?

Think about the bible, look how God appears in physical forms, has conversations with people and even HAS A SON BY SPIRIT RAPE! What happened? Why are we expected to hhave faith now when before he...
Forum: This Just In! Today, 02:51 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 748
Posted By Darkhunter
Re: Tornado fucks up Oklahoma City, 24 3rd graders presumed dead

*InB4 HAARP*
Forum: This Just In! Today, 02:21 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 748
Posted By JC Denton
Re: Tornado fucks up Oklahoma City, 24 3rd graders presumed dead

I knew it would be the biggest most destructive tornado in history, after we had the biggest hurricane, and biggest earthquake and other shit before that.

Russia is probably trolling the US with...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Today, 02:27 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

It was on the whole time it was in the washing machine (probably 30 mins) so i'm not holding much hope for it. I'm just glad it wasn't an expensive phone or anything.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Today, 01:23 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By BrainSurgeon
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) - The Doors - YouTube

RIP Ray
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 11:04 PM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

christ bro you need somewhere i could maybe hook you up for a month or so.





side note i have decided upon the best album of all time


Soundgarden - Superunknown - 1994 (FULL ALBUM)
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 08:12 PM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

The monte carlo is officially scrap

no one there could understand why I was scrapping it. couple guys wanted to buy it and ended up not having even 300$ to give me.

lol poor people. I got...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 04:45 PM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Hab has stopped talking about cars and now spends all time time talking about his internet wife. Im not sure which I can endure.

On the first topic though- 1971 GM C-10, 73,000 original miles,...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 12:46 PM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Just found out the drummer in the band was previously in a band called "Meth Outta Bellflower", which featured a tatted up tweaker felon with the stage name "dragon" in a luchador mask and a fat...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 05:51 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Grin Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

FN Five-seveN 5.7X28mm - YouTube


Get a cop killer.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 04:24 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

have a cheeky wank mate
Forum: Bat Country 05-18-2013, 11:34 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 59
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: Fucking 803(8)(c)

Hi. I'm the real george zimmer, the founder and ceo of the men's warehouse. I recently was travelling abroad in china, seeking to perhaps sell the oncoming tide of chinese businessmen the absolute...
Forum: LOL, Internet Yesterday, 02:49 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 169
Posted By 1983
Re: Cop busts into a house without warrant to bust a guy

Trespassing... Ask to leave, No comply then core out his fucking skull with a shotgun.

Easy peasy japaneesy.

Al
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 02:25 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

no one says that shit here, i hear it's more of a midwest thing
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 02:03 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

oh, the price I'll pay to move out of this shitty neighborhood and back to the U of A area

wait

that's pretty much the same thing except replace niggers with wetbacks. for some strange reason...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation Yesterday, 01:27 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 773
Posted By SBTlauien
Re: Tomorrow is my last day of work

Should have got fired, then you could collect unemployment.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation Yesterday, 12:29 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 773
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: Tomorrow is my last day of work

Not impressed, quite the opposite. Why the fuck would you leave a good job? You think that shit grows on trees motherfucker?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 01:36 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 858
Posted By Jojoman
real shit

My life as a meth cook:

I get raid and spray it on electric fences and then SHARD CITY BABY
Forum: Bad Ideas Yesterday, 12:17 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 407
Posted By SBTlauien
Re: Amazon scam something for my friend to worry about?

Mail Fraud.

The first time something like this happens, the seller will contact the carrier(USPS, UPS, FedEx, DHL, or what ever) who will then confirm that the item has been delivered. Then...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 05:38 PM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

there are ants eating my old cum

I'm gonna give them a fresh load
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 01:40 PM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274211 lol no one knew what he was talking about? For some reason on silk road there's people selling drug "synthesis" papers on silk road. I don't fucking...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-13-2013, 09:49 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 780
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: random food tips thread

if your water is rapidly bubbling it means its boiling
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-19-2013, 03:44 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 129
Posted By 420gator
god created racism- tower of babel

heres a quick summary...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 03:21 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By HMC
Grin Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Put a listing on Craigslist for a nice car for a cheap price and leave your friends number as a contact number. Go hang out with him and proceed to watch 50+ people call him
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 02:13 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

lol yeah the only thing is with the monte, let's tick off the conditions we had BEFORE the trans started to fuck itself over

1) nickel JB-welded to the valve cover cause I broke the bolt

2)...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 02:09 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

this reminds me I really have to get to this gym here in town and start boxing lessons or something

I'm putting on weight :mad:
Forum: This Just In! 05-16-2013, 07:42 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,026
Posted By p6867
Re: Pregnant girlfriend tricked into taking abortion pill; 'The baby was lost'

women always say that, and then they realize kids are expensive and take you to court.

Until dudes have an equal say in whether or not they have kids as a woman does, cases like this one are...
Forum: Gearheads 05-18-2013, 04:56 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 405
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: Need to replace OEM wheel, how to find out the original wheels specs?

remember to have a look on Craigslist first op, often times people put fancy rims on new cars they buy and sell their stock rims and tires real cheap, you might even be able to find a set of alloys...
Forum: Gearheads 05-18-2013, 03:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 191
Posted By Fetish69
Re: Fucked over? Oil question

Jiffy lube etc are notorious for jagoff "technicians". I knew a guy where they actually failed to replace the drain plug, got out on highway and kaboom. That was first oil change on a Jeep Grand...
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-17-2013, 07:30 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 697
Posted By Tokerface
Re: Stealing From Water Fountains

OP is Jesse Pinkman.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-18-2013, 05:46 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 590
Posted By Tokerface
Re: Why was Unwyred removed from the staff?

I don't know why so many people gave him shit, I always liked the guy. Yeah, he fucked up big time by cheating on his wife, but my God, like you self righteous pricks have never made a mistake...
Forum: What's Good 05-18-2013, 03:36 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 279
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Free DR. Pepper at Mcdonalds

you must live in one of those weird places where white people work in fast food restaurants.
Forum: What's Good 05-17-2013, 07:28 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 305
Posted By Larcenous
Re: It's my birthday today

Happy 42nd birthday Vizier.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-18-2013, 05:17 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 301
Posted By PsychoDelic
Re: Weird Mexican Bitch

Sounds like you did everything right.

Good job.

:thumbsup:

So what was wrong with her pussy?

I have had sex on shrooms plenty of times, and unless she had on an obscene amount of make...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-18-2013, 05:21 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 590
Posted By Tokerface
Re: Why was Unwyred removed from the staff?

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/member.php?u=5089

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Unwyred/Picture17.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-18-2013, 01:56 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

dafuk is a mud farmer doing in my trt
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-18-2013, 01:42 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I'm genuinely surprised

oil level on my car isn't bad, just needs a small top off.

well, all systems go for Phoenix
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-15-2013, 06:21 AM
Replies: 255
Views: 3,895
Posted By FatMax
Facepalm Re: What if your daughter was pregnant by a nigger?

No. Affirmative action shouldn't exist. Your college, education and wage should be based on your IQ.
Forum: Gearheads 05-17-2013, 09:57 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 405
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: Need to replace OEM wheel, how to find out the original wheels specs?

LOL have you ever been to a dealership before? You will be paying at the very least $150-200 for the single wheel, not including installation which will probably be another $50.

If you search...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-17-2013, 04:59 PM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I also have a spare key to this place they don't know about, once I move, before they change the locks (although I doubt they do that here, this is a ghetto shithole owned by a cheap ass slumlord)...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-17-2013, 12:57 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 301
Posted By Semiazas
Weird Mexican Bitch

So this happened a while back, probably 3 months ago or so.

This Mexican bitch, and I don't mean Hispanic, I mean Mexican and spoke really poor English, adds me on facebook. We don't have any...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-17-2013, 02:45 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 262
Posted By Jackal
Re: How to take mace and tazers like a 2000 pound gorilla?

PCP and/or crack
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-17-2013, 07:04 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

i think im going to call george noory on coast 2 coast and see whats up with aliens and stuff
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-17-2013, 03:58 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

They'll get around to doing bath salts in 2026 or so.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-17-2013, 03:11 AM
Replies: 12,247
Views: 174,055
Posted By 888
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I love life and im not even on drugs and im broke .
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