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Forum: Paranormal 06-10-2011, 09:05 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,026
Posted By gadzooks
Re: burning an ouija board

It will make you into an Hero.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-27-2011, 04:56 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,875
Posted By Cito
Re: OMG(my lighter just died!!)*its a trick*

pfft

what's even cooler

when lighter runs out you say in a loud obnoxious voice "CRICKEY FELLA Hows aboot I wangle us up a nudder"

then get 2 sticks and rub them together real hard for a...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-19-2011, 11:38 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 6,920
Posted By docus
Re: the barista at starbucks

Annihilate her.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 10-31-2010, 10:25 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 3,153
Posted By adhesive tape
McRibs are BACK!!

The motherfucking McRib is back at McDonalds until after Christmas. I've already eaten like 5 in the past two weeks, no pickles. They are fucking orgasmic, albeit a bit expensive for McD's @ $3/ea....
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 10-31-2010, 11:22 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 3,153
Posted By Bleeding Kansas
Mad Re: McRibs are BACK!!

This whole thing reminds me of the Simpsons episode where homer gets addicted to the "ribwich"

http://www.rizzotees.com/images/P/LG-THUMB-RIBWICH.jpg

I'm going to find a clip now
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-06-2010, 01:08 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 705
Posted By Mor3BL7
Re: Close Encounter with a Bear

I'm a 666 for lifer, otherwise your post would have got 10 thanks.
Forum: Mission Support 10-26-2010, 02:40 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,038
Posted By Tre!nt
Re: Marines

okay everyones hating on the Marines without elaborating as to why. The Marines are far and beyond the hardest and most dedicated of any branch. Ill break the branches down IMHO

Airforce- The...
Forum: Mission Support 10-26-2010, 12:53 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,038
Posted By Freelance Tax Collector
Re: Marines

I'll put it to you this way: there will be moments in the Marine Corps where you'll hate every waking moment of your life, you will wonder why the fuck you ever wanted to join in the first place, and...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-14-2010, 08:24 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 747
Posted By TheSexyBeast821
Re: Giving a girl space.

She clearly wants you to build her a space ship so she can go into space and claim a part of it.
Forum: This Just In! 10-10-2010, 10:40 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,854
Posted By Nero
Grin Re: Nigger shoots teenager for wearing baggy pants

I agree. Anyone who calls them "African-American" out of respect is clearly an inept fucking retard.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 10-06-2010, 04:30 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 3,849
Posted By Alejandro Calvert Gálvez
Thumbs Down Re: I have schizophrenia

I'm never going to use recreational drugs - they would trigger psychotic symptoms. Trolls.
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-25-2010, 04:25 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 979
Posted By Jack
Re: Driving without Documentation

No matter how careful you are someone WILL eventually find a reason to pull you over, then you'll have several-hundred-dollar fines for driving without financial responsibility (insurance) and...
Forum: So Last Summer 09-25-2010, 01:16 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,959
Posted By Mantikore
Re: Crocs, skinny jeans, v necks...

you know, if you wore all three at the same time, it just might look so rediculous that it becomes fashionable
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-25-2010, 12:11 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,938
Posted By sAINT
Re: How To Make Sure Women never cheat on you

If you dont want yo woman to be cheatin on you, fuck the dog shit outta yo own woman. I repeat, if you do not want your woman cheatin on you, fuck the DOG shit outa her.
Forum: Mission Support 09-22-2010, 07:45 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 7,763
Posted By lethargic
Cool Re: Can you join the military with a criminal record

Meh. I have a felony drug conviction and I was not only able to get into the army, but I landed an IT MOS with a security clearance.

I did have to talk to a couple of different recruiters before...
Forum: So Last Summer 07-13-2010, 01:44 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,252
Posted By cheech
Re: Tucking In Front of Shirt Only?

I think you should never tuck in tshirts into jeans, whether full or just the front. maybe if you have a really cool belt buckle and with a cool shirt, but not a tshirt.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 09-16-2010, 02:33 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,089
Posted By Cito
Re: So I have to write a letter of apology to the sherriff

here ya go do something like this to add a 'secret message' to the sheriff.


Forgive me for recent events, blah blah blah....
Understandably I can see how this leads me down the wrong path, blah...
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-21-2010, 02:19 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 5,245
Posted By Loophole
Re: So SWIM has a gang coming over to kick SWIM's ass... Call the cops?

It could work, but what if they are secretly homo and into scat and urine? They could start sucking his cock and eating his shit and then gang rape him.
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-20-2010, 09:00 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,814
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: part time coke dealing

Does anyone even read threads? If I wanted to become a coke dealer, that's what I would do. 98% of BI is garbage....
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-20-2010, 08:41 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,814
Posted By Mashleshmash
Re: part time coke dealing

That's why you're not out on the street slangin dat coke right?
Forum: Fragyard 08-19-2010, 11:15 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 3,130
Posted By THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT
Re: GTAV

Being able to rape children. In the asshole. And have them shit out blood and shit when you're finnished.

Be able to play GTA 2 on an in-game console
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 08-18-2010, 12:41 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 6,062
Posted By DECI4
Re: how to pop a tire?

Fire a rocket launcher at the car.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-15-2010, 08:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 854
Posted By calatron
Re: To kill a woman on the inside.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 08-14-2010, 06:19 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,532
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Fighting

I've stabbed a few people before
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-08-2010, 11:26 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,945
Posted By IWD
Exclamation Re: What meth tics do you have?

Full blown tourettes.

One time I freaked out threw a lightbulb at a guy so hard it stuck in his face.

Then I cleaned his house.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-12-2010, 03:06 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,326
Posted By AtrainV
Re: Your most fucked up dreams

Hey guys, let's keep the bitching and personal attacks to a minimum. If you want this thread to stay here, you might as well talk about peoples' dreams when they post them, not just post them...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-11-2010, 08:34 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,326
Posted By Obti
Re: Your most fucked up dreams

Last night I watched brokeback mountain during the night I dreamt that i was in a caravan being dpd by two guys. I then woke up swung my arm to get them off and knocked a glass of milk all over my...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-09-2010, 07:56 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,326
Posted By reggie_love
Re: Your most fucked up dreams

One time I had a dream that I walked into an empty (unfurnished) room, about the size of a hotel room, and I looked down to find a baby wrapped in clear plastic, struggling and suffocating silently...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 08-11-2010, 11:35 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 483
Posted By Travis Bickle
Re: Spicy Brown Mustard

It tastes good on bolgne sandwhiches and hotdogs.
Forum: TV and Movies 08-10-2010, 08:41 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,099
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Sy-Fy channel movies.(or B movies in general)

Mega Piranha

best movie ever
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-10-2010, 03:40 PM
Replies: 681
Views: 24,016
Posted By Mollusk
Re: Bleh is fucking retarded thread

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs200.snc4/38318_1546040815933_1382402253_1412744_5532936_n.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-10-2010, 08:52 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 854
Posted By Creepy Lurker Dude
Re: On A "Break"

From experience dude, she's cheating on you dude. Cut your losses it's not gonna work out in the long run anyway. It sucks bro. Women are cunts.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-09-2010, 09:22 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 926
Posted By Hooky the Cripple
Mad Re: Who wants to be psychoanalysed?

too long;took acid instead
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-08-2010, 07:14 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,885
Posted By Mor3BL7
Re: My boyfriend loves another girl

Eliminate The Competition

http://www.justpistols.co.uk/socomsilencer.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-08-2010, 07:03 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,885
Posted By Randy "Fuck Brad Childress" Moss
Re: My boyfriend loves another girl

Why the hell do you stay with him?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-07-2010, 04:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 810
Posted By Snoopy
Re: The men on this forum act retarded around women

Man, I wouldn't fuck xxombie even if she was the last vagina wielding person on the planet. Fuck, even if my cock was spectral I still wouldn't stick him in her foul pit.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-29-2010, 05:15 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,615
Posted By bleh
Re: Jesus I'm Retarded

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSl

AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-08-2010, 06:13 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,092
Posted By PuttinOnTheRitz
Re: I gave a guy $2,000.

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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-07-2010, 12:12 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 4,728
Posted By purewhitepanda
Re: giving a 9 year old lsd

OP you should give the kid PCP, I think that would be better than LSD or mix the two.....Right when he's peaking, that's when you rape him, cuz either way you going to jail.....Fuck it...You should...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 08-06-2010, 04:00 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,691
Posted By sevenTwo
Re: Post Your Specs

what kind of fucking build is that?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-06-2010, 08:11 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 750
Posted By ILTST
Re: Response to "we're too similar"?

Fuck that, I don't know about you guys but I'm definitely not changing anything about myself just to get with some bitch. I am who I am, take it or leave it. It's not like she's the only girl in the...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-05-2010, 07:37 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,971
Posted By Trix Are For Kids
Re: Don't know which girl to choose.. and guilt is killing me...

This, but you forgot the "fuck her in the ass" option. Please note OP, it is your choice to pick the ass to be fucked. Man up and pick bitch.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-05-2010, 04:05 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,971
Posted By The Creator of Life
Re: Don't know which girl to choose.. and guilt is killing me...

Man some of you pussy fags on here really can't get shit done. Fuck one and fuck the other see which one you like to fuck the most and your problem is solved.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-05-2010, 03:00 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,843
Posted By 007GoldenShower
Re: To Try or Not To Try (pot)

You can't expect anyone to say no...
Forum: This Just In! 08-05-2010, 05:00 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,188
Posted By Twin Gats
Re: Big tobacco is run by lunatics

no one cares about Australia
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-05-2010, 12:52 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,303
Posted By The Happy Chemical
Re: Drugs that make you last longer in the sack

Learn how to eat some fuckin' pussy if you're a premature ejaculator. Unless you're black, then my condolences.



Being a man allows me to do that.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-04-2010, 06:35 PM
Replies: 178
Views: 9,608
Posted By bleh
Re: Who can honestly say they have never looked at child porn.

hurr thurr,

MY nurr is bleh,

hurr de nurr nurr nurpity nurr.

sincurrly.
Satan durr
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-26-2010, 02:10 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,956
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Casper's Coke Art

Voila!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/CaSp3R88/mkblowboarder.jpg

I know, I know...i need a new camera. Feel free to send me one. I buy my electronics on the street, niggas.

And that's...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-02-2010, 12:35 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 822
Posted By Agent 008
Lightbulb Re: how the fuck to approach this girl?

After reading the above post, I have concluded that the OP is mildly retarded.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-03-2010, 03:13 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,654
Posted By 007GoldenShower
Re: Condoms: How much do you hate them?

It's pretty awful when you're in a bind and all you have around is ones that are too small.
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