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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 08:43 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

Nigga, this kid's got a Robin costume too.

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac212/Mykillbot/E8C4FB14-B90B-49FA-974A-F6692C222FF0-752-0000007DB6A0FB31_zps3a3a6b2b.jpg

Spoiler alert! At night...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-01-2013, 03:13 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

Yeah, he gets that from me. His feet are pretty big too. While the rest of him is outfitted in newborn sized stuff, we have to put 0-3month stuff on his hooves.

I think those big hands will come...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 03:49 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

Bahahaha your little guy sounds like he's a handful.

I'm really liking this fatherhood thing though. It's different that what I expected.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 03:24 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

Do it!

@hamp - I've been trying to teach him to say "Gooch". Ya know, just for the lulz.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 03:10 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

Update Tiem!

I figured a couple of you might like to see some more recent pictures of my unholy spawn. So, here ya go. BTW he's about 3 months old now.
...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 01-14-2013, 02:56 AM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 24,717
Posted By cellophane
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Also,

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac212/Mykillbot/484463_3155813792821_1249675105_n_zpsa961592a.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-21-2013, 07:53 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 24,717
Posted By cellophane
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Obligatory mirror-picture.

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac212/Mykillbot/3626EF64-11B0-4061-95A4-29FE60045072-410-00000049286D2813_zps7a8691c7.jpg

Do I win the thread?
Forum: Visual Arts 05-19-2013, 06:05 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 90
Posted By cellophane
Mandala Drawings

Recently I've fallen in love with drawing geometric shapes. And that obviously progressed into drawing more mandala-like images. I'm not great or anything. I haven't tried my hand at the...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-16-2013, 09:14 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 568
Posted By cellophane
Re: When Did You Decide to Become a Drug Abuser?

When?

About the time I discovered Totse/Erowid.

Seriously, thanks guys. This community has totally fucked up/ enhanced my life sooo much.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-12-2013, 11:41 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 733
Posted By cellophane
Re: What have you gained from drug use?

I've gained...

A deeper sense of wonder about the universe, myself, existence, etc...
A lot of seeds I'm never gonna plant.
A collection of paraphernalia.
A greater understanding of other...
Forum: What's Good 04-29-2013, 11:07 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 995
Posted By cellophane
Re: Good things we take for granted

21. Resin-filled pipes when you're out of marijuana.
Forum: Bat Country 04-30-2013, 06:57 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 287
Posted By cellophane
Re: Why Obama is better than Bush

17/0.1

Bravo.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-29-2013, 02:48 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 197
Posted By cellophane
Re: State of The Toker address

It's ok, Hamp. We ain't mad. :thumbsup:
Forum: TV and Movies 04-20-2013, 02:26 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,191
Posted By cellophane
Re: The closest thing to "Totse: The Movie"

The Labyrinth.




lol
Forum: What's Good 04-19-2013, 03:10 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 787
Posted By cellophane
Re: stuff rednecks NEVER say

Try Alabama.

I've been to Austin. I didn't see any rednecks. Just Mexicans and potheads.
Forum: Alternative Living 04-11-2013, 02:19 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 745
Posted By cellophane
Re: Being high 24/7

Being high 24/7 can be fun. If you don't have any responsibilities.

Personally, those days are behind me. I can't operate normally if I'm constantly stoned. I lose all motivation to make any...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-12-2013, 07:54 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 406
Posted By cellophane
Re: Since the trading pit died of Rc's

Cellophane, reporting for duty.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-12-2013, 03:09 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 854
Posted By cellophane
Re: I do not consent videos and a printable card for the cops

Good idea in theory, but will probably just make the cop mad.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-03-2013, 07:12 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 627
Posted By cellophane
Re: Who knows about your addiction?

I don't consider myself to be addicted to anything but Nicotine and Metal, but I do smoke a lot of weed. I'm not sure who all knows about my love of the herb. My family knows, all my close friends...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-01-2013, 02:31 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 342
Posted By cellophane
Re: what's ice?

Meth.
Forum: Music! 03-30-2013, 05:33 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 676
Posted By cellophane
Re: Emotionally invoking music.

Mastodon - Oblivion [Official Music Video] - YouTube


There's something about this song. It hits me pretty hard. Right in the chest.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-23-2013, 07:31 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 435
Posted By cellophane
Re: Penis problems

No no no no.


Our advice depends on the way with which you beat off. If its something ridiculous, the solution will be equally so.

So tell us, Smeagol... What is it? The precious? A dead...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-23-2013, 07:03 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 435
Posted By cellophane
Re: Penis problems

Hmmm. Go on.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-28-2013, 01:34 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 589
Posted By cellophane
Re: So I get to see my baby tomorrow

Don't listen to the guys who are gonna be negative. If you end up getting confirmation that the kid is yours(and it's of the greatest importance that you get that test done) , then high-five your...
Forum: I'm Gonna Kick Tomorrow 03-23-2013, 05:24 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,234
Posted By cellophane
Re: I'm gonna kick today. . . .

C'mon, Greyfox. Spice? :facepalm: You're better than that. I've followed your stories for a few years, so I expect better of you.

Surely that shit doesnt do anything for you, right? Those...
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-23-2013, 04:55 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 425
Posted By cellophane
Re: Newegg item not received?!

That's a pretty expensive order for them to just send you another one.

Get ready for a long and drawn-out process that will probably come back to bite you in the ass.
Forum: This Just In! 03-20-2013, 05:00 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,078
Posted By cellophane
Re: Cops enter house w/o warrant - demand owner to open gun safe

ITT: sheltered pussies who have never shot a gun in their life.
Forum: What's Good 03-20-2013, 05:04 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 219
Posted By cellophane
Re: riding elephants

Every time I see someone riding an Elephant, I feel bad for the creature. I mean, what a shitty life that animal must have. Giving rides to humans for what? So they don't get tased by their trainer? ...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 03-20-2013, 04:32 PM
Replies: 20
Body: Ass Water.
Views: 389
Posted By cellophane
Re: Ass Water.

I'm my neck of the woods, "Swamp Ass" refers to a bout of diarrhea that leaves the whole ass-region feeling like The Bog of Eternal Stench.

Ass sweat, however, is called "The Danky Stanky". I...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 03-19-2013, 09:09 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 24,717
Posted By cellophane
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Baby cheese.

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac212/Mykillbot/D3E01C83-BA5F-4F43-A20F-56CA5CCCEB84-633-0000004BA46F598A_zps35b0ba47.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-17-2013, 05:21 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,215
Posted By cellophane
Re: caught in a huge lie, fml

You only have one option: Molotov Everything.


Can't believe it took this long for someone to say that. I am disappoint, Zoklet.
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-10-2013, 10:03 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 885
Posted By cellophane
Re: Organic Juice Scam

Sorry, but I don't buy my OJ from just anyone on the street. You never know if you're getting dirty stuff. Someone could cut it with something dangerous. That's what a grocery store is for...


...
Forum: Fragyard 03-13-2013, 07:53 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 992
Posted By cellophane
Re: Your favorite game of all time?

Pokemon.

There's no other game that keeps pulling me back in so consistently as this. Every few months I'll start a new file on all my games and be a kid again for a while. I love it.
Forum: The Musician's Playground 11-18-2012, 06:19 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 759
Posted By cellophane
Re: Anyone wanna help with some music?

Im not sure. I dont really wanna give anything a label, but a lot of what I play comes out on the Metal side.
Forum: Alternative Living 03-12-2013, 01:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 583
Posted By cellophane
Re: Living off the grid

Come down south. There's an abundance of land to live on. You've never got to worry about a water source since there are millions of streams and creeks. Or shelter, because of all the rock bluffs and...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-08-2013, 12:51 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

The little guy is 9 days old now. He's getting a little fat believe it or not.

Now for the Obligatory "Look what I made" picture: ...
Forum: Fragyard 03-07-2013, 04:26 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 581
Posted By cellophane
Re: Funny/Dumb Mistakes You Made When You Were Young

On my first time playing through Pokemon Blue I got lost in Mt. Moon. For days. I don't know why it was so difficult at the time, I just couldn't figure out how to get past the first two floors.
...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 03-01-2013, 12:38 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 791
Posted By cellophane
Re: What kind of cereal should I buy?

Who else remembers King Vitamin? Shit was bomb.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-26-2013, 10:34 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 2,416
Posted By cellophane
Re: Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Because she is my Fiancé now.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-26-2013, 09:09 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

They finally got that alien out of her uterus.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac212/Mykillbot/8E38D8ED-BC74-4112-A7C4-E42C123492FE-18519-0000157340325807_zpsa53df37d.jpg

I'm a fuckin DAD...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-28-2013, 01:58 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac212/Mykillbot/0179FFDF-F96D-47D1-8F45-CB5BDEE10F5D-19842-000016A8DBA9B5E9_zps261a8983.jpg

I think the Mohawk suits him.

I'm currently on my way home from...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-27-2013, 02:51 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,590
Posted By cellophane
Re: Baby Tiem!

Get the fuck out of my thread.
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