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Forum: Bad Ideas 09-14-2012, 01:29 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 433
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: Using the phrase SWIM irl

:yao:

Swim has never been charged for theft or shoplifting.

Swim is 1337 5HoPL1fT3r.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 09-01-2012, 07:23 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 559
Posted By Zanick
Re: The everyone posts in a different font thread.

Guys, I'm warning you before you get too deep into this post--it's going to be very difficult for you to read. I'd stop now while you're ahead. It actually took me a long time to compose this,...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-04-2012, 11:30 PM
Replies: 303
Views: 9,293
Posted By Fox Paws
Thumbs Up Re: Best fap stories

Lanny understands what you said just fine. I'm not sure that you do though :facepalm:

Maple Story came out in 2005 but that doesn't mean he played it in 2005 :facepalm:

He could be any age...
Forum: Fragyard 08-26-2012, 02:48 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,204
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: What are the games you enjoyed this year?

New Vegas ultimate edition.

Put close to 160 hours into it this year, I'll probably do at least 20 more.
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-03-2012, 04:16 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 692
Posted By Greyusurper
Re: How to die an epic death (if I have cancer)?

I don't know.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8u58hn5F91qzi80do1_500.gif
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-02-2012, 05:31 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,436
Posted By Zanick
Re: why do u think teens smoke weed?

Cultural taboo, no positive role models, and lacking personal values while rejecting societal norms.

First you're told not to cuss, smoke what you want to smoke, or fuck who you want to fuck. Then...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-31-2012, 04:23 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 3,135
Posted By Akagi
Re: Are you too intelegent to belive in a God ?

Lack of belief in superstitious nonsense is highly correlated with intelligence.

The more intelligent you are, the more you are likely to pursue knowledge, the more likely you are to hone your...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-31-2012, 04:16 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 3,135
Posted By Fox Paws
Thumbs Up Re: Are you too intelegent to belive in a God ?

Explain



Your trolling needs work dude
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-31-2012, 04:15 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,898
Posted By Issue313
Thumbs Up Re: Chainsaw to a safe??

These suburban kids who've never handled power tools have some dramatic ideas about how dangerous they are. Chainsaw chains don't move that fast, and I've had them come off on me before, never snap,...
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-31-2012, 01:07 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,898
Posted By moron
Re: Chainsaw to a safe??

chainsaws are designed to cut through thick steel plate so yes it should work fantastically

:yao:
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-02-2012, 12:36 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 743
Posted By arleybob
Re: Have you ever farted and shit yourself?

Yes, one time in my cousin's sleeping bag when I was sleeping over at his place as a sick 12 year old with the flu :o

Also, this is revenge. Because when I was even younger, like 3-4 years old, I...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 09-01-2012, 11:19 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,220
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Is Zoklet anticatholic?

This isn't a newspaper, pamphlet or periodical. This is a site where members routinely call for genocide, deny the holocaust, discuss ways to hypothetically murder their entire family, and generally...
Forum: Everything Anime 08-20-2012, 03:36 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,657
Posted By Fox Paws
Re: Fruits Basket

I've only ever heard it called a fruit basket, and I've never heard of a fruit basket containing only one kind of fruit :o

Grammatically speaking, you wouldn't make "fruits" plural because fruit...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-30-2012, 11:35 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,771
Posted By Oct
Re: good ol' sploogook

I'm devastated Toker thanked the OP.

And how exactly does this make you "cool" or "hardcore". If anything, you are just a pathetic shit stain that needs to die. Why bring all that stress and...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-30-2012, 03:39 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 318
Posted By arleybob
Make the :muahaha: smilie laugh faster

:muahaha: :muahaha: :muahaha:

Imagine that in double speed and try and tell me it wouldn't be double as hilarious
Forum: Bat Country 08-29-2012, 06:29 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 712
Posted By Zanick
Re: Bye for now? Hopefully Forever...?

See, that's what I'm talking about. You keep thinking there's something wrong with you, and then you want to do something about it. If that doesn't work like we thought, our ever-so-rational brains...
Forum: Bat Country 08-29-2012, 05:37 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 712
Posted By Zanick
Re: Bye for now? Hopefully Forever...?

I think it depends on the person. Some people are really sensitive, and take to heart things that are intended to be hurtful. Others don't do this so much. But for the former to recognize a source of...
Forum: Paranormal 08-28-2012, 03:56 AM
Replies: 894
Views: 51,545
Posted By Fox Paws
Thumbs Up Re: Weirdiest thing you have ever seen?

I had awoken in the middle of the night, maybe because I heard a noise. I detected movement in the corner of my eye and I glanced over towards my bedroom door. Standing in the doorway was the...
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-26-2012, 06:30 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,589
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: How would I go about getting a gun

<18 year olds are not intelligent nor responsible enough to own handguns.


If you did not live in Florida, then I would give you good advice. Floridians, guns, bath salts, any kind of relatively...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 08-27-2012, 07:16 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 4,084
Posted By PotRoastMuscles
Re: Was 9/11 a conspiracy?

JFK was shot by the driver of his vehicle you barbed splog....
Also thermite paint ...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-28-2012, 04:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 389
Posted By dephdiddy
Re: Getting even after being disrespected.

whats funny about that.. my buddy punched this dude whos in a metal band in the face one night at the bar..... broke the area between his nose and his upper lip and obviously his teeth came out...
...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-25-2012, 06:33 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,454
Posted By bumble
Re: I've realized that alcohol sucks as a drug

: [


I'm nice, leave me alone.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-25-2012, 08:33 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,454
Posted By DestroyedMatter
Re: I've realized that alcohol sucks as a drug

Ya drinkings not that cool. and its only legal cause its the white mans drug.

asia/middle east was a lot of opium and heroin so the dea made it illegal.
black people liked cocaine and crack so...
Forum: What's Good 08-29-2012, 03:28 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,156
Posted By Derision
Re: Warm and fuzzy

^ wtf is that?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-26-2011, 06:49 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,675
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: Thanks Zoklet - I got laid today

Good for you bro, props for getting some of that sweet vagina. There's lots more out there for the taking. Use this as a learning experience. There is a reason why she said she doesn't like you, and...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-25-2012, 01:47 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 964
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: Weird random impulses you get throughout the day

Stop PMing me with this stuff! :o I'm not the internet police!
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-24-2012, 03:44 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 964
Posted By unstable matter
Re: Weird random impulses you get throughout the day

today I was talking to a girl with a low cut shirt that had dark freckles on her chest. I felt like pulling down her shirt to see how far the freckles went. Try telling that to the judge. I was...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-28-2012, 02:08 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,455
Posted By meateor
Re: I can't find customers.

Cop: I'm stoned as fuck, but did you know that cops are allowed to smoke a blunt if they have to while undercover? They can't smoke two though, roll up another one.
Forum: Der Politik 08-27-2012, 09:44 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,722
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Pseudo-Socialism is the worst thing that has happened to America...

wahh pseudo socialism wahhh fucking communists are running this country wahh i hate obama and obama's policies so im going to vote for that other guy even though i don't know what policies he...
Forum: TV and Movies 08-27-2012, 04:01 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,237
Posted By sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

-Mike actually gets cryogenically frozen
-Skylar spontaneously combusts at the dinner table
-Walt Jr. gets force-fed breakfast for the rest of his life by the remnants Fring's men
-Walt becomes...
Forum: TV and Movies 08-27-2012, 09:55 AM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,237
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

Wow. I can think of no show that has a character development that can compare to this one. A character that we grew to love as an anti-hero that we could sympathize with to a desperate, power...
Forum: TV and Movies 08-23-2012, 03:24 AM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,237
Posted By jkim4007
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

The tune Walt was whistling:

Lily of the Valley by Queen - YouTube

Holy fucking shit.
Forum: TV and Movies 08-21-2012, 11:33 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,237
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

I cracked up when Jessie was invited to dinner.
Yo man these green beans are fuckin' awesome, yo.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-27-2012, 01:53 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,275
Posted By Nameraca
People taking jabs at you whenever possible for old shit that was forgotten

Maybe it's just me. If you have had a similar experience, share your thoughts.

I've seen people in discussions, people I know IRL, take jabs at other people's weaknesses for no logical reason at...
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-26-2011, 06:33 AM
Replies: 431
Views: 15,382
Posted By Malice
Exclamation You want to know why I molest cats? Fuck you, here's why.

Every fucking thread I go in someone says "you molest cats".

You molest cats, you molest cats, cat fucker, cat molester, I'm so fucking sick of hearing that shit and, no, I am not going to give up...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-19-2012, 10:17 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,578
Posted By Proots
Re: This is what coming down off a 4 day meth binge feels like to me.

Yeah, as soon as I saw he was from California I was like "Durr? Why someone in Cali wanna know dat?"

Siiiigh. :facepalm:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-19-2012, 10:17 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,578
Posted By Proots
Re: This is what coming down off a 4 day meth binge feels like to me.

Yeah, as soon as I saw he was from California I was like "Durr?"

Siiiigh. :facepalm:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-17-2012, 02:36 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,514
Posted By ShutMeUp
Re: FUCK YOU crappy linux distro

fuck off HTS. I use Linux bc I work with computers, it's also a hobby, and I like experimenting with different operating systems

:facepalm: yourself you stupid cunt. oooh fuck the mainstream, I'm...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-17-2012, 05:08 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 6,061
Posted By Michael Scott
Re: If you have sex with conjoined twins...

Also, thread reminded me of this nigga

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/pokemon-blue-version/d/d0/Doduo.gif
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-16-2012, 09:55 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,076
Posted By 1983
Re: Giant spider on the wall... would you catch it?

http://misscarlotta.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/pokeball1.gif

Al
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-17-2012, 02:28 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,694
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: What kind of feet do you have

yea jimmy thats exactly how evolution works
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-16-2012, 03:58 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,694
Posted By Venom
Re: What kind of feet do you have

Hobbit

http://wherethewildthingsare14.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/hobbit_feet.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-15-2012, 09:47 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 986
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: You guys are my "niggas"

Internet badassery at it's finest.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-14-2012, 08:12 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 986
Posted By Miley Highrus
Re: You guys are my "niggas"

That was a really awesome story you'll have to tell it again sometime.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-14-2012, 07:38 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,582
Posted By SoulButter
Re: So I saw a girl that I know in one of those site where you submit your porn pics.

What kind of religion allows for the watching of porn, and having a "fuck buddy", but doesn't allow you to share pictures to validate your story? You're fucking retarded.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-14-2012, 07:27 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,582
Posted By SoulButter
Re: So I saw a girl that I know in one of those site where you submit your porn pics.

Fixed.
Forum: Fragyard 08-15-2012, 08:51 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,028
Posted By Tokerface
Re: MW3 Killcam weirdness

Alright, that was a bit blunt.

Bro, you've clearly never played Battlefield 3. It rapes CoD in every single way possible.

Vehicles, better graphics (much better) and it requires actual skill...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-09-2012, 10:43 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,834
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: Drug stereo types that turn out to be true.

effects of cocaine:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f172/zedraloth/Dr-Roxo.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-09-2012, 05:06 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,834
Posted By Vizier
Re: Drug stereo types that turn out to be true.

If you get addicted to LSD and caffeine you'll beat up your mother.
Forum: The Trashcan 08-16-2012, 12:54 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 881
Posted By meateor
Re: How to do a Raid/Jenkem candyflip?

Get like half a dozen balloons. Fill three up with jenkem and put some tape over the end, or maybe tie them off, something that'll let you easily suck the jenkem out when you need it. Now fill up the...
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