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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-09-2013, 08:25 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I'm moving to california to farm avocados. Farm hop up the coast, working for room and board. I'm leaving with as little money as I can manage and only a duffel bag of clothes/books/notebooks, a...
Forum: History 01-09-2013, 12:08 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 588
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Nazi Guerillas

Nazi Gorillas would've been cooler. Nazi Gorrilaz too probably.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-22-2013, 08:10 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,767
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Is there a point where it's acceptable to smash with your cousin?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe if i was wearing a rubber, she was on the pill, and I pulled out.

And it'd be stricly between ourselves.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-22-2013, 08:01 AM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

best opiate/opiod i've done was by far hydrpmorphone. I' did opiates occasionally since highschool but the only time i did them habitually was during that month and my choice then was oxymorphone,...
Forum: The Trashcan 01-14-2013, 01:32 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 770
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Relationship with cousin

don't bang your cousin, bro.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-14-2013, 03:25 AM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I'd say at least a week, but probably longer. Not even an issue of tolerance but they definitely lose their magic if used too frequently.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-08-2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Re-mod LSD!!!

He'll be out on parole soon :o
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-08-2013, 03:47 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Hah good to know man. It's early and I'm stoned I'll believe anything.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-06-2013, 11:40 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

2013 has been fucking awesome. I'm down to one cig a day, I fixed my room up nice and I've been getting up early, eating right, working out, keeping my room clean and shit... these are good times.
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-01-2013, 04:50 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 398
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: cosmo magazine

“We need to make reading popular again. If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck them!”

- John Waters
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-02-2013, 01:56 AM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I was thinking, it's not an existing stereotype but I think black people are terrified of space.

Heelo sir, would you like to go to space?

"nigga they don't even got no gravity up there how...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-25-2012, 09:01 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Maybe for new years.

I'm set to have a good christmas. Smokin on christmas trees, got mysefl a pack of nat shermans, a package of really good dark coffee, chinese takeout, one parachute of 4-fa, a...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-22-2012, 06:21 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

ah fuck I keep forgetting to send mine out. I bought envelopes yesterday though I'll throw it in the mail today :thumbsup:

High tail- diamond rugs

diamond rugs = d i am on drugs
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-19-2012, 12:18 AM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/121712/hell-yeah-copper-wire.gif
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-18-2012, 06:22 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Personally I love smoking.

A lifelong smoker, Vonnegut smoked unfiltered Pall Mall cigarettes, a habit he referred to as a "classy way to commit suicide".
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-18-2012, 08:04 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 469
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Cool shit

Why the fuck are you spamming this shit?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-18-2012, 05:29 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

No! Smoke through the pain!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-16-2012, 10:15 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-16-2012, 08:46 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Meanwhile, I was doing this

http://imageshack.us/a/img651/5519/bakjfbsd.jpg

hooray for pacing
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-08-2012, 06:40 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 358
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Making your own radiation machiene??

The fact that you can't spell "machine" doesn't give me high hopes for this prospect.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-14-2012, 05:36 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 318
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: So I have 3/4 of a bottle of R&R plus some weed.

Smoke and drink till it's gone son. I hate hearing people bitch about the spins or whatever from drinking and smoking together. Yeah, I rmemeber 10th grade. Well, parts of it anyways.
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-14-2012, 02:17 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 496
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: If I found like a bag of heroin or whatever on the ground I'd probably do it...

Lol, the only time i've done heroin I found it on the sidewalk in front of my house.

Reddish brown powder, smelled like vinegar, figured my odds were probably pretty good if i railed it.

I've...
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-14-2012, 04:10 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,521
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Feed the hungry? Lose your job.

Blame the parents all you want, but the kid is still fucked through no fault of his own.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 12-13-2012, 08:21 PM
Replies: 337
Views: 10,051
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: I've fucked up my life in 24 hours and hurt so many people

you can come be me and erorr's bang maid
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-29-2012, 03:56 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Thumbs Up Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Loving the positivity on this page

except for Oct, listen to this yo
I Was Born a Winner
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-23-2012, 03:00 AM
Replies: 342
Views: 8,859
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: TinyBLTC

Remember og trtchat? everyone doing lines and getting wasted and 10x more fubi dick? Those were the days :thumbsup:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-07-2012, 03:59 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Pay day, hell yeah, my first full paycheck since coming down here. Should be $600 something, a few hundred for rent, new shoes, a haircut, some beer money, and the rest in the bank :cool:
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-01-2012, 08:04 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,578
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Special Ed kid beat on, no one does anything

LiveLeak.com - Kids beat up a special ed kid and puts it on facebook.

:(

These stupid little shits put it on facebook too.

The little fat cunt, the kids filming it on iPads, the people...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-06-2012, 04:12 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

You sir are an excellent multi-tasker.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-05-2012, 05:00 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

:rofl: and you knocked MY shades?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-03-2012, 04:00 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I'm the last person to get wet when it rains :o
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-29-2012, 03:39 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

So it turns out ducking out on hospital bills won't affect your credit...

I've skipped out on three now totalling around $2,500 and according to the banker that helped me open an account, me...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-01-2012, 02:47 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

ooohh sweet jesus, coffee and a cig is the only thing to make mornings after drinking bearable. That and the fact that it's fucking Arizona and I can doze in the sun on my balcony in December.
Forum: This Just In! 12-01-2012, 04:48 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 950
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Facepalm Re: DNA Proves Bigfoot is out there and is real

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-02-2012, 04:38 PM
Replies: 12,030
Views: 171,636
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I WANT 1000 THANKS DAMNIT :mad:

http://imageshack.us/a/img10/2500/fudgenr.jpg

and a fudgesicle oooooh he's in heaven.
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