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Forum: Bad Ideas 02-28-2013, 01:04 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 938
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: What's your reason?

Crack is a hell of a drug.
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-25-2013, 06:26 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 443
Posted By BITCH TITZ
Re: please help

Get a job instead of stealing change faggot
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-26-2013, 10:47 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 6,036
Posted By water bottle
Re: I think i hit the jackpot Boys!!

And for fuck's sake, the weed probably won't even be smokable. You might get nothing at all out of it. Is it worth it?
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-13-2013, 11:18 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,160
Posted By Gollum
Re: Holding Pets Hostage for Ransom

You try and do this to my dog I will kill you.
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-06-2012, 08:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,927
Posted By TelxonTheGreat
Re: walmart lp

I'm surprised no one else has figured this one out!

I'm a Ham radio operator and know a bit about radios and frequencies, so if you want to listen in on walmart's radio traffic, program these two...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-10-2013, 07:48 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,056
Posted By Daily
Re: 2 Days Until I Ban Blunder, Gangnam Style

itt: -spectral lists his life accomplishments
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-01-2013, 09:48 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,964
Posted By reject
Re: how to defeat a supermarket self checkout ?

Can I have the schematics for your contraption to suspend items in mid air pls.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-30-2013, 12:32 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 643
Posted By panthrax
Re: Permaban Lanny

:lol:

Tokerface is just mad that he came on to Lanny and really made an attempt to be nice to Lanny on the whole premise that he was a she for three whole years. I guess he thought his advances...
Forum: Bat Country 01-27-2013, 10:47 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 201
Posted By Pancake
Exclamation I am gonna send this pic to the FBI, you guys are in trouble!

http://i48.tinypic.com/v42t75.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-15-2013, 05:00 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 4,054
Posted By mizled
Re: I got infracted and I'm mad

>>Looks around<<

Looks pretty dealt with to me.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-30-2013, 03:15 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 495
Posted By Snoopy
Re: ATTN: Daguru

He craves attention. Just ignore him he'll fuck off eventually.
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-15-2013, 08:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 614
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: Cars

Yeah, that's uz--never uncertain, often incorrect.
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-13-2013, 08:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 614
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: Cars

Step 4. Dress up in drag to look like your mom's drivers license pic.
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-06-2013, 05:12 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,388
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: How far can LP pursue a suspect?

I used to pursue them as far as they could run, perhaps miles. Heck, I've even pursued them right into their own homes after miles, tackled them to the ground in their own hallway, grabbed the merch,...
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-05-2012, 03:30 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,539
Posted By Derision
Re: stealing cheese is easy...if done at kroger.

Please tell me you didn't register with your real name but use SWIM.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-02-2012, 05:28 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,539
Posted By specter
Re: stealing cheese is easy...if done at kroger.

I heard this is actually getting popular and Craigslist is going to create a section dedicated to trading/selling of bulk cheese...:facepalm:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-17-2012, 05:18 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,533
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Was Adam Lanza really 5.56????

:umad:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-17-2012, 04:51 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,533
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Was Adam Lanza really 5.56????

:lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz::lulz:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-16-2012, 08:32 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 424
Posted By Snoopy
Re: What's the deal with the older members of zoklet being so fucking dumb?

There is a difference between appearing smart and being smart. When reaching adulthood, you will learn that appearing smart really isn't important. That's why a lot of "old" people act like such...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-14-2012, 01:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 377
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Did Unwyred kill his own child as a sacrifice to wires

What does our personal lives have anything to do with Zoklet? I mean, really. All that does is gives the cops and feds here the very same information on this or that member's personal life as is...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-15-2012, 08:16 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,533
Posted By mizled
Re: Was Adam Lanza really 5.56????

Holy shit, -SpectraL are you reading this angsty teenaged bullshit!?!
:facepalm:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 11-16-2012, 09:27 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 968
Posted By Anopheles
Re: Irrefutable proof that "Daguru" is Spectral.

Quoted.
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-30-2012, 05:43 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,234
Posted By I Kill Null Airtime
Re: Prostitution=Profit

Tell one of em to meet you somewhere and pick her up in your car. Fuck her to replenish your health then when she gets out you run her over and steal all her money. You can usually do this as much as...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-22-2012, 04:29 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,314
Posted By DaGuru
Re: Kite- unbanned daguru.

And all I ask is before people start hitting buttons on control panels, keep the communciation open and approach me FIRST...whether publicly or privately.

Seriously Kite I have no agenda in the...
Forum: Bat Country 05-25-2012, 02:14 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 222
Posted By Shrike
Re: Internet has ruined the sanctity of the point and doubleclick interface

My parents still doubleclick hyperlinks. I'm like the fuck is wrong with you :facepalm:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-24-2012, 07:38 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,483
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Top 3 Things that Piss You Off

Wigger? What would make you presume such a thing? How old are you, Daily-lover?
Forum: Support and Suggestions 05-21-2012, 11:12 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 313
Posted By &Zenith
Re: More Allocated Thanks Per Day Per User

:lulz:
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2012, 12:41 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,130
Posted By Fox News
Re: remember that dumb whore i got nudes for for you guys all xannyd out ?

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x257/rutts_bucket/CHRIS-HANSEN-Why-dont-you-have-a-seat-right-over-there.jpg

Chris Hansen is now a Fox News correspondent
Forum: This Just In! 05-17-2012, 09:49 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 768
Posted By 1983
Re: Kid finds a finger in his Arby's sandwich

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2gkqwvSfB1rtjej8o1_1280.jpg

:muahaha:

Al
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-17-2012, 01:10 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,601
Posted By Michael Scott
New Meme: Smoker Logic

http://t.qkme.me/3pbkr5.jpg

http://t.qkme.me/3pbkus.jpg

http://t.qkme.me/3pbkwc.jpg

http://t.qkme.me/3pbkx3.jpg

http://t.qkme.me/3pbkxr.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-14-2012, 02:54 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 411
Posted By Proots
A hideous thing happened to me...

Yes. It's true.

You see, I'm at my parent's house today, for Mother's Day. My brothers and their wives came over and we all ate and had a good time and they departed. It's 10:40pm, here in...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-09-2012, 07:39 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 730
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: Add Faggot to a username

is all faggotfaggotfaggotwithfaggot
Faggot Lord
Faggotly
Faggotlax
ShadyFaggot
Faggot Buster
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-09-2012, 07:36 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 730
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: Add Faggot to a username

Unfaggot.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-09-2012, 06:00 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 730
Posted By DirtySanchez
Re: Add Faggot to a username

DirtyFaggot
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-07-2012, 08:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 615
Posted By Snoopy
Will the real Snoopy please stand up!?

For some time now little zoklet girls have been getting their panties in a twist over my posting habits. Snoopy they say. You only post one liners they say. You used to be such an epic poster they...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-07-2012, 12:15 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,708
Posted By ShutMeUp
Re: It would appear zoklet has a security breach.

:troll:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-06-2012, 11:24 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 375
Posted By Michael Scott
Re: venomacht thread

inb4 shitstorm
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-05-2012, 08:29 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 687
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Donating to a sperm bank.

http://i.imgur.com/qhpfV.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-05-2012, 03:11 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 698
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Petition: My avatar should gets its own :umad: icon.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/183/597/1318115934001.jpg
Forum: Bat Country 05-04-2012, 06:20 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 536
Posted By Pancake
Facepalm Oh damn, Zok rigged my thanks button...

He's up to his mischief again...
whenever someone clicks on my 'thanks' button, it takes you to a nude pic of Piegirl. Sickboy
Remember her?
Forum: Bat Country 05-02-2012, 07:50 PM
Replies: 2,178
Views: 82,494
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Re: Curvy Chicks Vol II: back by popular demand!

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31fapN2VZ1qa2ryxo1_500.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-29-2012, 05:41 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 140
Posted By STD
Re: SWIM wants to know if...

faggot
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-26-2012, 11:08 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 409
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: im so good at throwing up

Goddamn you people are fucked in the head sometimes.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-24-2012, 11:17 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,188
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: Guess who's back!!!!!!

Knock off the page stretch "sent from my..." bullshit or you'll be gone again.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-24-2012, 07:46 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,163
Posted By Rolf
Re: How to toughen up

This be advice of Rolf, listen carefully, for advice of Rolf is advice of Rolf advicefully, notes Rolf.

First, one must obtain axe, matters not type or quality of axe, simply acquire axe, demands...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-22-2012, 03:21 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,328
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: This is the perfect ass.....

:datass:
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-21-2012, 04:23 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 582
Posted By Actor
Re: Riddle me this Zoklet.

Heres the solution to your faggot ass riddle. S.T.F.U.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-20-2012, 07:17 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,464
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: what're your top 3 goals within the next 6 years

Yes because being responsible, well-financed and stable are such dull qualities to have.
Forum: Bat Country 04-17-2012, 05:05 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 234
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Re: Keith

http://i.imgur.com/PYgxt.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-14-2012, 10:47 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,176
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: so i was fucking my dog

:troll:
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