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Old 09-18-2009, 12:06 PM
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Default They could improve the Olympics tenfold by allowing drug use

Obviously everyone would be using 'roids, that goes without saying, but it would be great to see 10 guys tweeking their balls off and smoking crack on the start line of the 100 meters. You'd get to see a lot of new world records and a shit ton of heart attacks. Plus every now and then someone would get it wrong and neck a handful of mushrooms before the hammer throw and start freaking out.
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:14 PM
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I agree. You should email someone at HQ your suggestion and post their response back.
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:22 PM
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In the original olympic games they were all naked. They should bring that back, then we wouldn't have to worry about South African "women" turning out to be guys either.
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:34 PM
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In the original olympic games they were all naked. They should bring that back, then we wouldn't have to worry about South African "women" turning out to be guys either.
Good God, man. The volleyball events are already an amazing thing to behold, imagine if they brought the naked rule back...
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:38 PM
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Volleyball chicks always have great asses.
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:48 PM
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Also, gymnastics.

Though they're all about thirteen so that could be kind of weird.
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:50 PM
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What would be good is when the African sprinters can't afford crack so they're all stood at the start line huffing jenkem from plastic bottles.
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I concur.
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Damn she has a big rack for a gymnast.

And why weird? We just enjoy the sport.
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Default Re: They could improve the Olympics tenfold by allowing drug use

They need to get rid of that high-tech electric sensor stuff for fencing. Give them real swords, then if they bleed it counts as a hit. Also, get rid of all the separate kinds of fighting (ie. boxing, taekwondo, judo, greco-roman wrestling, etc) and just make it a single no holds barred mano a mano combat event spectacular.
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...Also, get rid of all the separate kinds of fighting (ie. boxing, taekwondo, judo, greco-roman wrestling, etc) and just make it a single no holds barred mano a mano combat event.
While naked, right?
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That's a given.

edit: although, it would take a whole lot of guts to do naked fencing with real swords. Especially for the men.

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Also, gymnastics.

Though they're all about thirteen so that could be kind of weird.
You've really brightened up my morning. Feel free to post some more... You know... If you want to. I wouldn't stop you or anything.
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Old 09-18-2009, 01:43 PM
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90s SNL had a sketch about this, think they called it the "All Steroids Olympics"
I believe it was Kevin Nealon, or was it Dana Carvey?... lifting a ridiculous weight and his arms just came off and blood spurtted everywhere.
90s SNL was the best.

update: oh shit, I found it on Hulu ( but I cant watch it cause Im in Canada ) lucky Americans http://www.hulu.com/watch/4090/satur...-drug-olympics
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You've really brightened up my morning. Feel free to post some more... You know... If you want to. I wouldn't stop you or anything.
That's actually all the jail-baity sport girl pictures I have. Sorry, Mandy.
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That's actually all the jail-baity sport girl pictures I have. Sorry, Mandy.
That's alright. You've inspired me to take the search elsewhere and find as many as I possibly can.
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Central Connecticut has some hot chicks...

Also those 13 year old Olympic gymnasts could totally kick your ass.
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Though they're all about thirteen so that could be kind of weird.
....I don't see the problem here.
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Bump for more hotties.
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Bump for more hotties.
When I started looking around for pictures like this, I had no idea how hard it would be. I figured I'd quickly stumble upon a large community dedicated entirely to pictures of gymnasts and/or volleyball chicks and their posteriors. Maybe I'm just not as good at Googling as I used to be, but I never found that community.

I did find a message board dedicated to non-nudes that had a forum for these girls, but they make you pay 20 dollars a month to join and see their galleries. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay 20 dollars a month to see pictures of ladies, let alone non-nudes.

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An outrage!
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Dusty Bottoms, lol.
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