Gas Tank revenge - Page 3

SLIM · #81 10-12-2009, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Equinox

It's spelt through, dammit, through.

Now, for those talking about thermite, the only way to ignite it (well, the best way) is with magnesium. Certain sparklers contain magnesium, but if you can steal some from your chem lab (assuming, OP, you're still a kidiot/in high school), that's easiest. Don't look at either the magnesium ribbon or the thermite when it's ignited, as it can severely damage your vision. There are plenty of guides on how to make thermite out there, so I'm not going to go into that much detail. If I were you, I'd make it into mouldable thermite (use clay, again, google), and make a nice shape on his bonnet.

I can see why people can see my idea as being a load of crab because it does make a really bright flash, I learnt that the heard way many years ago. I'm assuming it's in a neighbourhood or culdesac where the target car is. As long as it's not a high crime area you're unlikly to bump into police on foot patrol and not everyone is going to wake up straight away at the flash, you have time to go away, you're an idiot if you stick around to watch (as tempting as it is). Just avoid going along routes to the targets house which have cameras (i.e. corner stores, stores in general, some houses known CCTV areas etc.)

You'll get away with it as long as you're not an idiot and take your area and surroundings into consideration. Only the person doing it knows what his area is like and if people are regularly walking the streets early hours in the morning. Face it, if you're a kid, which the OP most likely is, then your alibi is your parents that you were asleep; just don't get caught on camera or shot by anyone local.

StreetMagic · #82 10-12-2009, 10:46 PM

Boiled linseed was about the only useful thing to come of this thread. The rest is a bunch of self righteous ass hats who have never left their house long enough to do anything like this, let alone would be willing to go through with any of their poorly formulated suggestions. "B70w teh car ^^^^!!!11!!!one". Please kill yourselves. If I wanted to go to jail for something stupid, I'd track your ip and kill you, wait for the cops to arrive, and attempt to do combat with them with a BB gun. This is called "gas tank revenge", not "lets cause damage to the exterior of the car, or maybe even pop the hood and play mechanic, all while hoping this goes unnoticed." Do you people even read, the thread or your own half-assed attempts at urban commando-esque activities, before deciding to post such utterly stupid suggestions and then getting bent out of shape because I didn't help raise your e-peen by catering to your stupidity?

The worst part is, most of you aren't even attempting to troll, you actually take yourselves seriously.

theinvader · #83 10-12-2009, 11:09 PM

That reminds me...

Time for my daily 3mg of Melatonin!

theinvader · #84 10-12-2009, 11:11 PM

I lol'd.

944 · #85 10-12-2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Virus

Or both to make sure the job gets done right. I've never heard of the boiled linseed oil trick before. I'll go get some motor oil and add some and see what happens.

The question is: If anyone were to look at the oil, would sabotage be obvious?

IF they knew the trick they may be able to tell. Are you thinking insurance scam?

Actor · #86 10-12-2009, 11:26 PM

What did a gas tank ever do to you?

JustAnotherAsshole · #87 10-12-2009, 11:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SelbAiSTDRg

EDIT: OP is a faggot, LOL.

StreetMagic · #88 10-13-2009, 12:06 AM

you got me, LOL

mrgoogfan · #89 10-13-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by theinvader

Magnesium can be extracted from those coleman firesteel type things.
Looks like this:

Scrape off shavings with a knife you dont care about, then light with flint and stand the fuck back.

hmm, i never thought of that.

Jitsu6500 · #90 10-13-2009, 06:19 AM

Lulz, it's you? I haven't been paying attention to threads I post in; I just go from where it leaves off, often missing vital information.

Mr. White · #91 10-13-2009, 06:54 AM

you are a shit cunt, just pour water in there

StreetMagic · #92 10-13-2009, 08:34 AM

Yea fuck OP, he's a "shit cunt".

nutsack · #93 10-13-2009, 08:37 AM

Fuck the gas tank. Just drain the oil

StreetMagic · #94 10-13-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by black

Fuck the gas tank. Just drain the oil

YEAH! Let's all miss the purpose of this thread AND post before reading it....this post sucks for more reasons than I feel like listing.

nutsack · #95 10-13-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by StreetMagic

YEAH! Let's all miss the purpose of this thread AND post before reading it....this post sucks for more reasons than I feel like listing.

Does this post read like I give a fuck?

StreetMagic · #96 10-13-2009, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by black

Does this post read like I give a fuck?

Should I care?

nutsack · #97 10-13-2009, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by StreetMagic

Should I care?

Are you wasting your time by replying to me?

StreetMagic · #98 10-13-2009, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by black

Are you wasting your time by replying to me?

I could ask you the very same question.

nutsack · #99 10-13-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by StreetMagic

I could ask you the very same question.

Your thread is retarded. Putting some shit in someones gas tank screams kidiot. Have you thought about how you might get shit into the tank? You can crawl under, take off the sump plug, and drain out the oil into a container without setting off any alarms that might be installed on the car. Who checks their oil level before each time they start the engine? Serious damage will ensue

StreetMagic · #**100** 10-13-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by black

Your thread is retarded. Putting some shit in someones gas tank screams kidiot. Have you thought about how you might get shit into the tank? You can crawl under, take off the sump plug, and drain out the oil into a container without setting off any alarms that might be installed on the car. Who checks their oil level before each time they start the engine? Serious damage will ensue

Cool story bro!

nutsack · #**101** 10-13-2009, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by StreetMagic

Cool story bro!

Fucking with someones car is a good way to end up in hospital

StreetMagic · #**102** 10-13-2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by black

Fucking with someones car is a good way to end up in hospital

Says the guy talking about actually ruining the engine....do you find consistency to be important?

nutsack · #**103** 10-13-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by StreetMagic

Says the guy talking about actually ruining the engine....do you find consistency to be important?

You want ways to wreak havoc on a car and you get them... this is called bad ideas for a reason. What, were you planning to just put something that causes a temporary decrease in performance in the tank? Why was linseed oil your favorite idea then?

Go ahead and put sugar in your bum buddies piece of shit civic gas tank because he stole your pokemon card

StreetMagic · #**104** 10-13-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by black

You want ways to wreak havoc on a car and you get them... this is called bad ideas for a reason. What, were you planning to just put something that causes a temporary decrease in performance in the tank? Why was linseed oil your favorite idea then?

Go ahead and put sugar in your bum buddies piece of shit civic gas tank because he stole your pokemon card

Ohhhh, clever.

Equinox · #**105** 10-13-2009, 12:21 PM

Am I the only one who's realised OP is trolling? And badly, at that?

-PoC · #**106** 10-13-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by slim-0v-derby

...use a BBQ lighter to get by the filter on newer cars so you can siphon them.

This will never get old.

SLIM · #**107** 10-13-2009, 12:58 PM

Damn who moved mine and the OP's little "arguement"? That was funny.

Anything useful has already been mentioned in this thread so I'll leave it at that. Thanks for the lulz StreetMagic.