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Old 12-01-2009, 06:48 AM
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I don't have to go to jail.

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Old 12-01-2009, 06:49 AM
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What are you talking about?
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:53 AM
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I got pulled over on my friends bike and it had a ton of shit wrong with it, plus the police thought it was stolen and since I was riding it, it was all "my fault" soooo they we're going to charge me with "theft by receiving of stolen property" which would be grand theft auto.

TL;Dr fuck my life, then not fuck my life.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:01 AM
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You need practice, you're never gonna commit a felony at this rate.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:05 AM
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I need to rob something. Quick, I'm going to steal morbs virginity
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:11 AM
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Welcome to the long long ride called life and the many many ways you get fucked doing everyday shit
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:16 AM
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yeah lifes pretty much about getting fucked over by the man

SO FUCK HIM BACK!!!
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:17 AM
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I'm glad you're not in jail.
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Old 12-01-2009, 11:36 PM
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I'm glad you're not in jail.
Yay I have an ego!






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Old 12-01-2009, 11:43 PM
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I'm neutral on this subject.
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Old 12-01-2009, 11:58 PM
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I'm neutral on this subject.
you're mother is neutral in the fact that she has a penis and a vagina and fuck's herself.
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:25 AM
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you're mother is neutral in the fact that she has a penis and a vagina and fuck's herself.
Wow that's quite a burn. Your mom told me about your razor sharp wit last night.
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:27 AM
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you're mother is neutral in the fact that she has a penis and a vagina and fuck's herself.
My mom impregnated your mom.
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:28 AM
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I hear that Lancaster prison has lots of fine fellows. Try harder next time.
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:28 AM
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did my mom finish first?
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:30 AM
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My mom is an evil elder god.
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:31 AM
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No, because her whore vagina is completely numbed by calluses.
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