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Old 12-03-2009, 09:03 PM
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The event is on December 11th, his first opponent is a boxer with a 12-4 record. Mariusz has boxed before and used to train karate so who knows what his gameplan will be. Will he gas bigtime? Will he get his ass kicked on the feet and on the ground due to lack of experience?


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"As of now Pudzianowski's sparring 3x5 no problem.

He’s preparing with Okinski MMA Team in Warsaw, Poland. Quite a big club, focused mainly on amateur MMA and on BJJ. Some good submission guys are there, but no big MMA names. However, some top international level freestyle wrestlers (superheavyweights) helped him also, and there have been some seminars like this one with Mario Sukata. He’s training there for 6 months I think, takes MMA and training in general very seriously.

In recent interview Okinski (current Pudzian's MMA coach) said that he is so strong that he manages to take down he's wrestling sparring partners with ease (including Dariusz "Ponti" Smagowski, one of top Polish 120kg wrestlers)."

I mean, those WSM competitons must demand some kind of endurance and epic cardio so who knows right? he is obviosuly a very dedicated/obsessive competitor so maybe he'll be halfway decent in terms of his skill set?

It'll be awesome to see what someone with his level of pure strength can do in a fight. I think he's 305lbs right now, but I guess he could cut to 265lb limit given he has been 280lbs before.

I can't wait personally.
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Old 12-04-2009, 12:40 AM
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I think he will only lose by a KO. I love bjj and agree with the tech is greater than strength but strongman strength is on a whole different level. It was someone that rolled with him that said his strength was incomprehensible. Even someone of Brock's size this man could lift with ease.
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Old 12-04-2009, 12:45 AM
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Default Re: Mariusz Puzdzianzowzskiz, 5X WSM, To Make MMA Debut!

If he throws around 120 kg(265) wrestling champions WITH EASE, he won't have much difficulty throwing around the pansies that populate the UFC's HW division.
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Old 12-04-2009, 12:48 AM
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Default Re: Mariusz Puzdzianzowzskiz, 5X WSM, To Make MMA Debut!

What is allowed in MMA?

I mean could this guy grab hold of an arm and just tear it off? Fuck that would be insane to watch.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:17 AM
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I'm more interested in what the future holds for Junior Dos Santos after he gets knocked out at 108.
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:02 PM
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Default Re: Mariusz Puzdzianzowzskiz, 5X WSM, To Make MMA Debut!

When you guys say strongman, do you mean he used to do those strongman competitions?
Like this kind of shit?


And pulling buses and the like?
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:25 PM
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Yeah, that's it alex.
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:27 PM
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lol that guy on the right has bitch tits.
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:41 PM
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It will be interesting to see how if he can avoid the steroid testing if he comes to any American organizations.
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Old 12-05-2009, 10:28 PM
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There is absolutely no way this roidmonkey is gonna pass the drug tests...
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Old 12-05-2009, 10:37 PM
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Jesus Christ... This motherfucker is huge.
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Old 12-06-2009, 12:59 PM
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My energy comes from my diet. Breakfast is 10 eggs and 2-3 pounds of bacon. Between meals, I eat lots of candy…I need it for energy. Lunch, at 1 or 2 p.m., is a double meal of a Polish pork chop, sauerkraut and potatoes.

An hour later, I work out, then take lots of supplements: magnesium, creatine, amino acids, all that stuff, and more chocolate.

Dinner is whatever meat I can get: steaks, pork chops, bacon, plus more sauerkraut and potatoes. [After I work out] I have a protein shake and more chocolate.”
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Old 12-06-2009, 01:16 PM
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lol candy bars.
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Old 12-06-2009, 01:17 PM
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I mean, those WSM competitons must demand some kind of endurance and epic cardio so who knows right?
He seems to gas out almost instantly...

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However, those punches look like they would take someones head right off.

The only way I see him losing is by knockout... Seriously, how the fuck are you gonna submit someone who can lift a fucking car?

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Old 12-12-2009, 02:17 PM
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Default Re: Mariusz Puzdzianzowzskiz, 5X WSM, To Make MMA Debut!

The greatest strongman of all time, without doubt. This guy sets new world records in almost every event. A few years back in a full body pull, pulling a fire engine, he set the fastest time in the competition and he had torn his calf muscle on the previous event.

i poop in your cereal - He can lift and car and sprint 100 metres with it hanging from his shoulders in about 30 seconds.
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Old 12-12-2009, 06:27 PM
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Seriously, how the fuck are you gonna submit someone who can lift a fucking car?


Haha my thoughts exactly. MMA has some fucking badass fighters around the world but very few could you say have insane body building to top it off. I remember when Brock came to the UFC everyone said they weren't scared but was shitting themselves. It wasn't until he lost to Mir that people started looking at him as just a man.

I have never heard of this guy before so I am assuming he doesn't have any sort of MMA record to base himself off of.
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