Me as santa at work (pics) and I just dosed 1/8 shrooms and some lorcets

eBagger · #1 12-20-2009, 09:04 PM

And heres the elf sidekick I got

If you read my other thread I had to dress up and take pics with kids. Luckily it was DEAD and I only had to take pictures with 1 kid in 4 hours. Other kids from other employees family's came but no random kids so thats good. It was mainly me sitting there hot as a mothefucker for 4 hours. I took a klonopin to chill me out in case these little bitches started coming but nah it was chill.

To celebrate I just ate 3.5g's of shrooms and some lorcets.

I've got that "I'm coming up but I think I just poisoned myself with weird shrooms" kind of feeling, but I know they're legit they're old I've had em befoe'.

The plan: Wait til the shrooms kick in and go down to this house who have COMPLETELY decked out their house with christmas shit like....you can see the fucking house from space its amazing. And in the cold you can feel the warmth off of it. I plan on staring at it for like 20 minutes and coming back to my gf's.

Theres a oyster roast at a friends house I could go to but I don't think I'mma be feeling up to it I ddunno if the forums shitty or not but maybe this will zest it up I'm out I feel like shit ughhh

LSA King · #2 12-20-2009, 09:11 PM

Santa gets all the bitches. Especially the Jr. Whoppers out there kekeke

Props to you for going all santa high on mushrooms.

SKUV · #3 12-20-2009, 09:20 PM

You got one of the best jobs ever, it's just too bad you can't leave a sign outside the place saying all children welcome to take pictures, but girls only in Santa's lap.

Oh and from where I come from we have no Santa, instead we have Father Frost!

eBagger · #4 12-20-2009, 09:24 PM

uhh i work at walgreens and it was a 1 day thing I'm not an official santa or anything.

I think this happened last time I ate shrooms. I just got really sick and felt poisoned and saw some mildly weird sick looking shit and thats it. ungahh

Illegal Immigrant · #5 12-20-2009, 09:33 PM

The elf is sch a cutie pie.

Did she touch your penis?

Herpy Derpy · #6 12-20-2009, 10:35 PM

How much does that pay?

eBagger · #7 12-20-2009, 11:35 PM

shit yo apparently I'm going to some oyster roast now but man I'm comfortably tripping although my 2nd time. I'm feelin damn good from the lorries and shits melting but I'm okay with it so whatev my gf driving to a friend of mine and I dunno what the settings gonna be like like, alot of anti drug people around but I don't give a fuckkkk shit.

Anyway yeah that bitch works in photo she's cool. And yeah she touched my penis by accident when helping me get the stuffing in my suit. Some words stick out more than other.

peace.

Oh yeah I'm talkative and I just made a big fire outside with my girlfriend we never do that shit I guess these shrooms are legit. Are you supposed to like wanna do shit you wouldn't normally do? oh shit gf comin

CatintheHat · #8 12-20-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by eBagger

Some words stick out more than other.

This.

Atleast the day didn't go as bad as you thought it would. I mean you made it out alive. And remember - Talk to one, but hearing takes two.

SexyWoodenSpoon · #9 12-20-2009, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by eBagger

Hmmm my pedo senses are tingling, something's going on here!

HTS · #10 12-20-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by eBagger

shit yo apparently I'm going to some oyster roast now but man I'm comfortably tripping although my 2nd time. I'm feelin damn good from the lorries and shits melting but I'm okay with it so whatev my gf driving to a friend of mine and I dunno what the settings gonna be like like, alot of anti drug people around but I don't give a fuckkkk shit.

Anyway yeah that bitch works in photo she's cool. And yeah she touched my penis by accident when helping me get the stuffing in my suit. Some words stick out more than other.

peace.

Oh yeah I'm talkative and I just made a big fire outside with my girlfriend we never do that shit I guess these shrooms are legit. Are you supposed to like wanna do shit you wouldn't normally do? oh shit gf comin

Aww this made me lol.

Have a good time.

Illegal Immigrant · #11 12-21-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by eBagger

Anyway yeah that bitch works in photo she's cool. And yeah she touched my penis by accident when helping me get the stuffing in my suit. Some words stick out more than other.

peace.

awesome

Unwyred · #12 12-21-2009, 01:12 AM

Dude your beard went white!

Seriously though, being santa's fun as hell, I imagine even more so when you're on drugs.

So how are you and the gf getting on these days?

Bender · #13 12-21-2009, 02:36 AM

Haha nice.

You need to bang your little helper.

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger · #14 12-21-2009, 02:47 AM

Santa, I want a pound of shrooms for Christmas.

Ed Lister · #15 12-21-2009, 02:53 AM

I'm glad I don't need to demean myself to earn money.

zooting22 · #16 12-21-2009, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by eBagger

I had to dress up and take pics with kids. Luckily it was DEAD

what the fuck?

eBagger · #17 12-21-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by LSA King

Santa gets all the bitches. Especially the Jr. Whoppers out there kekeke

Props to you for going all santa high on mushrooms.

I didn't, that was pictures from the day before, and I had dosed the mushrooms about 30 minutes before posting.

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Originally Posted by CatintheHat

This.

Atleast the day didn't go as bad as you thought it would. I mean you made it out alive. And remember - Talk to one, but hearing takes two.

I don't get it.

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Originally Posted by Unwyred

Dude your beard went white!

Seriously though, being santa's fun as hell, I imagine even more so when you're on drugs.

So how are you and the gf getting on these days?

It was really hot in the suit, and only 1 kid didn't cry and ran and yelled SANTA!! and gave me a hug. That made me pretty happy I guess.

Me and melissa are doing okay at the moment. Probably because we have plenty of stuff to do to keep us occupied and having fun over christmas break. Last night she was like "I want to snuggle with you but I know you'll say something sarcastic about how I never do" and I was just like "uh...just go ahead I won't say anything since we've been having a nice day"

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Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Santa, I want a pound of shrooms for Christmas.

I'll see what I can do

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Originally Posted by Ed Lister

I'm glad I don't need to demean myself to earn money.

Be glad. Hopefully I won't be there anymore after the next year or so.

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what the fuck?

Dead as in business was really slow.