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Old 01-19-2010, 04:31 AM
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Default Tramadol makes it hard to cum?

I took 100mg Tramadol and drank 3 beers and smoked a couple bowls, and normally I can jerk it and cum like Peter North, but when I take Tramadol, I find it nearly impossible to cum at all. No matter how raunchy or dirty the porn is, no matter how hard I jerk it, I just get to the brink of pre-cumming and then just like a switch get sent back to being totally turned-off again and I can't help it.

Normally I can pretty much cum on command, so I feel this is fairly weird.
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:36 AM
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Default Re: Tramadol makes it hard to cum?

i find tramadol shady i know a couple of pepole who are prescribed it and it does jack shit for pain and when i took it i just felt weird also it can pretty reliaibly cause seizures in pepole who are not used to it when taken in doses above 300mg
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:09 AM
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All opes make it hard to come, especially when combined with alcohol or benzos. Keep in mind opiates act like endorphins, which mean that for all intents an purposes, it's like you already came. That, and alcohol heavily potentiates the effects of endorphins/opiates such that completing sexual activity becomes very hard, no pun intended. Actually, I lied, that pun was intended.
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:03 AM
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Default Re: Tramadol makes it hard to cum?

Yeah tramadol is shitty but its still technically an opiate, and opiates can make it impossible to cum.

Sometimes its cool when im on higher doses because I can fuck my girl for hours on end. But then it becomes frustrating when shes already came several times and it tired and I still want to keep going to try to nut... Eventually you give up in the realization that nothing is going to make you bust and ust decide to fuck her again in the morning. Then you just try to sleep with blue balls
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:32 PM
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Yeah pretty much any kind of opiates will do that. Opiates are fucking kickass for sex. Theyre like a miracle drug for premeejack. But if you choose that route, don't fuck her standing up/bent over something. I was fucking my girl standing up against my closet, and she was kinda small so she had to stand on her tiptoes so I could even penetrate. Eventually I had to lift her in the air with one arm and steady myself with the other. Imagine trying to keep 115 lbslifted with one arm, and fuck for 2 hours without cumming. I thought my god damn hamstrings were gonna explode. With a little patience and one final glorious thunderous jackhammering, I finally busted- and it was worth it.

But just be forwarned. It really is a letdown if youre planning on getting off and youre not able to. Proudest moment of my life to see her hobble her ass to class the next day. Haha. Vids to come.
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:33 PM
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Opiates.
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Old 01-21-2010, 01:30 PM
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Yeah pretty much any kind of opiates will do that. Opiates are fucking kickass for sex. Theyre like a miracle drug for premeejack. But if you choose that route, don't fuck her standing up/bent over something. I was fucking my girl standing up against my closet, and she was kinda small so she had to stand on her tiptoes so I could even penetrate. Eventually I had to lift her in the air with one arm and steady myself with the other. Imagine trying to keep 115 lbslifted with one arm, and fuck for 2 hours without cumming. I thought my god damn hamstrings were gonna explode. With a little patience and one final glorious thunderous jackhammering, I finally busted- and it was worth it.

But just be forwarned. It really is a letdown if youre planning on getting off and youre not able to. Proudest moment of my life to see her hobble her ass to class the next day. Haha. Vids to come.
HAHA Awesome!

I think my worst time would be once, I was fucking my girl face to face with her knees up around my elbows. We had been going at it for like 2-3 hours and she was getting a work out. Shes a trooper but after several orgasms and hours of hard pounding like you have to do when your on opis she gets sore. So Im trying to come to give the poor girl a rest and I am just fucking throwing some dick like you would not believe. And in my haste I accidentally pulled back too far, came all the way out and on my next full-force thrust, I shoved my unlubed cock all the way up her ass in one swift stroke.

Now she is more than willing to experiment in bed, but the last time she gave me the OK to fuck her in the ass I started with 1 finger and at about the second knuckle realized I was going to have to start her off with some heavily lubes toys to avoid splitting her in half. This was less than a week before my "accidental invasion" so needless to say I hadnt gotten her prepped for this yet and it hurt her so bad she let out a blood curdling squeal and was done for the night after that one.

Not only did I have blue balls like a mother fucker, but I felt really guilty for doing that to her Like I said though, she is a trooper. Even though she was damn near bleeding from her ass and was sore as shit in the other hole she was still willing to let me try to finish. But after the necessary pause and assessment to make sure I hadnt torn her a new one, I had lost so much momentum it would have been another 2 hours before I could come again, so I just let her rest.
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:39 PM
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Yeah pretty much any kind of opiates will do that. Opiates are fucking kickass for sex. Theyre like a miracle drug for premeejack. But if you choose that route, don't fuck her standing up/bent over something. I was fucking my girl standing up against my closet, and she was kinda small so she had to stand on her tiptoes so I could even penetrate. Eventually I had to lift her in the air with one arm and steady myself with the other. Imagine trying to keep 115 lbslifted with one arm, and fuck for 2 hours without cumming. I thought my god damn hamstrings were gonna explode. With a little patience and one final glorious thunderous jackhammering, I finally busted- and it was worth it.

But just be forwarned. It really is a letdown if youre planning on getting off and youre not able to. Proudest moment of my life to see her hobble her ass to class the next day. Haha. Vids to come.
Nice!

As an opiate addict I feel bad fucking virgins, 'cause the next guy they fuck might not have the almighty dope dick. It ruins normal sex for them forever.

I never feel too bad about not getting off 'cause I just fucked like a champ and made her walk funny for a week.
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I hate when my dick doesn't work thanks to opes. Suboxone make me not even able to get a boner, while all other opiates (except, oddly, heroin) makes it impossible to come. It is the most frustrating thing to fuck/fap and not come.
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I hate when my dick doesn't work thanks to opes. Suboxone make me not even able to get a boner, while all other opiates (except, oddly, heroin) makes it impossible to come. It is the most frustrating thing to fuck/fap and not come.
Opiates make me horny, and give me larger than normal erections. I feel sorry for you bro...opiate sex is so fucking great!
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Old 01-21-2010, 09:13 PM
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Default Re: Tramadol makes it hard to cum?

I can cum on morphine/heroin/oxy/hydrocodone no problem.. its isolated to tramadol for me.
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Imagine your dick is really itchy when having sex, but you can't scratch it. You will pound faster and faster then bust
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Opiates make me horny, and give me larger than normal erections. I feel sorry for you bro...opiate sex is so fucking great!
I get a boner at the drop of hat on any opiates but bupe, but I can never bust a nut (except on heroin).
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They call it dope dick...
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Default Re: Tramadol makes it hard to cum?

I have been so drunk before that I couldn't physically get it up. Was disappointing because I was trying to hook up with a girl who was also so drunk she couldn't think straight.... I guess thats gods way of making me avoid potential felony rape... I mean if she woke up in the morning and had a "HOLY SHIT... I slept with THAT?" reaction, she has the power to say I raped her, which is scary.
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It sucks ey. Tramadol doesn't make me nod like opiates, but it still stops me from hand-to-gland combat.
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