i'm going to get in such good shape at college

[PROJECT PAT]

i have to live in the dorms and i signed up for only 8 meals a week.

[beergoggles]

8 meals a week? More like you're gonna starve.

[DrunkOnAluminium]

More like his momma is gonna save his ass

[PROJECT PAT]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnAluminium

More like his momma is gonna save his ass

gtfo tattle tale narc boy

[DrunkOnAluminium]

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

gtfo tattle tale narc boy

[youtube]j3dohZPH9io[/youtube]

Arm warmer wearing, cat fucking mommas boy

[PROJECT PAT]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnAluminium

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Arm warmer wearing, cat fucking mommas boy

youtube fail much?

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

You better hope they're some huge meals

[DrunkOnAluminium]

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

youtube fail much?

The o didnt come through dipshit just like the rest of your genetic material is stuck in your moms giant vag

[PROJECT PAT]

Originally Posted by The Spirit Of Jazz

You better hope they're some huge meals

it's all you can eat i assume. plus i'll have a mini fridge and a blender in my dorm room.

[DrunkOnAluminium]

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

it's all you can eat i assume. plus i'll have a mini fridge and a blender in my dorm room.

Which is for beer and cocktails

I swear to god if you to college and put FOOD in your fucking mini fridge I hope someone back hands you and everyone laughs

[PROJECT PAT]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnAluminium

Which is for beer and cocktails

I swear to god if you to college and put FOOD in your fucking mini fridge I hope someone back hands you and everyone laughs

dude i'll get kicked out if i have a mini fridge stocked with beer.

[AllThatIs]

im sick and tired of yr new health kraze

sick of it

[DrunkOnAluminium]

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

dude i'll get kicked out if i have a mini fridge stocked with beer.

Wut

Are you sure your not talking about Nazi prison?

[PROJECT PAT]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnAluminium

Wut

Are you sure your not talking about Nazi prison?

this is exactly what would happen.

me: invites 18 year old girls over for a couple beers.
girls: get drunk and giggly off two beers each and start making out.
girls: stumble back to dorm room giggling and falling over and get caught by ra
ra: where did you get the beer girls
girls: *crying* project pat gave it to us. please don't tell our moms
ra: knocks on door. comes in. finds beer. i get in trouble.

[Former_Member]

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

i have to live in the dorms and i signed up for only 8 meals a week.

I'm on 19 meals per week, pretty much whatever size you want.
(Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner all weekdays- Brunch + Dinner weekends)

However, only ever have lunch and dinner in the week (10 meals) and only have brunch on Sunday (3 meals)...so I'm only eating 13 meals per week and am losing a fair bit of weight.

I stack my plate fucking high though, especially with potato based goods- and always have a pudding and an apple with it, so a fair bit of energy. I don't eat anything else either, the other kiddies eat pizza/burgers on nights out but I stay in and hoard my money. I'm fairly active, walk around a reasonable amount- and do kickboxing 6 hours a week.

You'll probably lose quite a lot, muscle too.

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

dude i'll get kicked out if i have a mini fridge stocked with beer.

I don't drink, but that's by choice- sometimes it slips my mind how much of a conservative fundamentalist christian shithole your country really is. Come do university here- plenty of US people and they all love getting tanked up legally.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnAluminium

More like his momma is gonna save his ass

This. Who pays for shitty college food when you could pay the same amount or less and live off the dollar menu. Man you are one dumb mother fucker.

[DrunkOnAluminium]

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

this is exactly what would happen.

me: invites 18 year old girls over for a couple beers.
girls: get drunk and giggly off two beers each and start making out.
girls: stumble back to dorm room giggling and falling over and get caught by ra
ra: where did you get the beer girls
girls: *crying* project pat gave it to us. please don't tell our moms
ra: knocks on door. comes in. finds beer. i get in trouble.

...no

They just take the booze and laugh.

Which is why you dont get caught...what world do you live ?!?!? Its sad and scary, I have nothing but booze in my room.

[PROJECT PAT]

Originally Posted by LSA King

This. Who pays for shitty college food when you could pay the same amount or less and live off the dollar menu. Man you are one dumb mother fucker.

i don't eat fast food. plus you have to have a meal plan to live in the dorms. after i've been there for a term and am familiar with the town i will probably try to find another place to live off campus.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

i don't eat fast food. plus you have to have a meal plan to live in the dorms. after i've been there for a term and am familiar with the town i will probably try to find another place to live off campus.

This is a good idea to meet friends. and fuck what you say now, that mini fridge will have liquor & beer in it and you'll have a few canned food items scattered around. that's real hardcore dorm life, brah.

[AllThatIs]

chicken of the sea n beers to be exact

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Nothing like the feeling your stomach gets from eating shitty pouched tuna from a care package for dinner as your only meal all day besides jail food then eating 3 sketchy X pills.

[Euda]