When I become a famous orchestra violinist

[elf omg]

I'll be throwing blunts into the audience, like at an expensive rap show.

[beergoggles]

I think you gotta play violin first sweetheart.

[elf omg]

jazz violin

[beergoggles]

Well, when you become a famous violinist, you'll need a string bass player.

I happen to be just the man for the job.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by beergoggles

Well, when you become a famous violinist, you'll need a string bass player.

I happen to be just the man for the job.

yeah you are

[(´･ω･`)]

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I'll be slapping my knees for percussion.

[Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis]

Also have a bunch of Maître d' s in gold lame tuxedos going around serving people psychoactive champagne.