Bear grylls is the man

[zooting22]

Originally Posted by Bong McPuffin

If I were on a plane with Bear Grylls and Les Stroud, and we crashed into the side of a mountain... I'd kill and eat Bear Grylls and follow Les Stroud to the ends of the earth because I know he'd keep my alive far better than Bear would.

Les Stroud travels alone motherfucker

[Mr. Dazed and Confused]

Bear Grylls' camera crew is pretty insane as well.

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

Originally Posted by Mordisk

He shoves tube's up his asshole when the water is too gross to drink.

Man o man, he has some balls to do that shit on tv.

Seems kind of gay...

[Monkmaster]

Originally Posted by lockedbanana

Les Stroud travels alone motherfucker

I'm sure he'd appreciate the company... and the Bear meat.

[Mordisk]

Originally Posted by harry_hardcore_hoedown

Seems kind of gay...

I guess he'd rather look a little gay in front of the immature people who don't understand, than die of thirst.

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

Originally Posted by Mordisk

I guess he'd rather look a little gay in front of the immature people who don't understand, than die of thirst.

I guess so.

[abusername]

Originally Posted by Mordisk

I guess he'd rather look a little gay in front of the immature people who don't understand, than die of thirst.

Hes not going to die of thirst, your missing the point completely and you obviously haven't watched the numerous "Bear Grylls is a FRAUD" videos on the internet that prove it.

He sleeps at A) Hotels or B) Shelter which is WAY better than what you THINK he is actually sleeping in. He eats more than what you see on camera, WAY MORE.

Its gay because he didn't NEED to do it, if Les Stroud did it, while he was COMPLETELY ALONE, unlike Bear, on the 5th day of his adventure or whatever when he can't find water, I would understand and say he has balls for recording it and showing it on TV. He would not be gay.

Bear did it to show how to do it, if he did it to survive, it would be a completely different ballgame.

Les Stroud is the real deal, Bear Grylls is a phony and just does what people think is "insane shit" to get ratings. Seriously, go watch Survivorman and look at the shit that guy goes through to survive. He can die EVERY SINGLE TIME he goes on one of those adventures, unlike Bear who has a team behind him the entire time.

[Bong McPuffin]

This is how I break it down...

I watch Bear for entertainment... never to get any real survival info off him. I mean come on... he ate 3 nuts out of a black bears shit in the middle of Romania... AND HE WASNT EVEN HUNGRY! He was fresh off the chopper and he still did that.

I watch Survivorman because one day that info could either A) Save your life in a survival situation, or B) incase I ever want to drop off the grid some day, I'll have basic survival knowledge.

[Space Monkey]

I really like Ray Mears, never liked Bear, too fake and and a bit of a show off.

[whocares123]

Originally Posted by Space Monkey

I really like Ray Mears, never liked Bear, too fake and and a bit of a show off.

who the fuck is ray mears?

[mr.blunt]

Ray Mears is fucking nuts. He just runs around in bare feet and does some Steve Irwin/Bear Grylls type shit, but he doesn't just come off as a total incompetent idiot.

[some girl]

I love the episode when he was in Alaska or something and he took a huge bite out of a fish

[kfc v lot]

From Wikipedia
Criticism

Man vs. Wild / Born Survivor has been criticized for fabricating some of the situations Grylls finds himself in. In 2006 it was revealed that Born Survivor misled viewers into believing that Grylls was stranded in the wild alone when he was not and Channel 4 suspended the show for a few weeks.[30] The issue of scenes being manipulated was raised by Mark Weinert, a U.S. survival consultant. He told the UK's Sunday Times that Grylls spent nights in a motel in Hawaii when he was claiming to be stranded on a desert island. Mr Weinert also alleged that a raft was put together by team members before being taken apart so Grylls could be filmed building it.[31]

* Grylls was shown trying to ride "wild" horses that were in fact tame, and had been hired from a trekking station nearby.
* This episode implied it was filmed on a small South Pacific island, which Channel 4 admitted was actually a peninsula in Hawaii, the scene of Hollywood movie shoots.

These incidents were confirmed by Channel 4, who argued that it was not a documentary, but a "how-to" guide to survival, implying that staged scenes were acceptable in that context.[32][33][34][35] Discovery and Channel 4 aired re-edited episodes, removing elements that were too planned, with a fresh voice-over and a preceding announcement pointing out that some situations are "presented by Bear to show the viewer how to survive".

Survival expert Ray Mears has labelled Grylls a "boy scout" and a "showman" who uses TV trickery on his programme Born Survivor,[19] although offers his support to Grylls "because he’s the Chief Scout and I think that’s a really good thing".[36]

[Dysgraphia]

Originally Posted by abusername

Hes not going to die of thirst, your missing the point completely and you obviously haven't watched the numerous "Bear Grylls is a FRAUD" videos on the internet that prove it.

He sleeps at A) Hotels or B) Shelter which is WAY better than what you THINK he is actually sleeping in. He eats more than what you see on camera, WAY MORE.

Its gay because he didn't NEED to do it, if Les Stroud did it, while he was COMPLETELY ALONE, unlike Bear, on the 5th day of his adventure or whatever when he can't find water, I would understand and say he has balls for recording it and showing it on TV. He would not be gay.

Bear did it to show how to do it, if he did it to survive, it would be a completely different ballgame.

Les Stroud is the real deal, Bear Grylls is a phony and just does what people think is "insane shit" to get ratings. Seriously, go watch Survivorman and look at the shit that guy goes through to survive. He can die EVERY SINGLE TIME he goes on one of those adventures, unlike Bear who has a team behind him the entire time.

Do you ever even read the introduction and ending of the show?

Nowhere does it claim that HE'S alone. It's simply HIM giving SURVIVAL tips on living off the land and getting through everyday. It's obvious he has a camera crew behind him.

And how ironic is it that at the end he always finds some trace of civilization like a hut, roads, or crashed airplanes?

[mr.blunt]

Originally Posted by mr.blunt

Ray Mears is fucking nuts. He just runs around in bare feet and does some Steve Irwin/Bear Grylls type shit, but he doesn't just come off as a total incompetent idiot.

Ok this is a massive bump but this was bugging me for a while.

Rob Bredl is the guy I was thinking of, not Ray Mears.

Rob Bredl does some crazy shit, bare foot and with a little fucking stick:

[Grylls]

thx guys

[Cigreting]

God dammit Grylls, your bumping shit from 2 years ago you dumbass. Still waiting on those pics of you so I can fap to them btw