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Someone told me if I smoked a Banana Peal, Id get really high.
Needless to say, Nothing happened. I knew it was to good to be true,
But you guys didn't have to lie to me, saying that I should sprinkle Oregano on a Banana Peal and smoke it.
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Old 02-17-2010, 05:26 PM
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How dumb do you have to be to smoke a Banana Peel b/c someone told you it would get you really high? Your fucking stupid. GTFO!
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If you flick yourself in the balls really hard, the endorphins get you high.
Try it.
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I hate when eating a banana I get crumbs everywhere.

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How dumb do you have to be to smoke a Banana Peel b/c someone told you it would get you really high? Your fucking stupid. GTFO!
ur the stupid 1 4 beliving him. looks like the joke is on u now
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ur the stupid 1 4 beliving him. looks like the joke is on u now
Did I say I believed him? Negative. I said he is stupid for believing whoever told him that. You need to read more carefully.
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its not the peal its whats in it see the trick to bananadine is you take the peels from many bannanas now the bannandine is trapped in the peels.

you need at least 5 banana peels now lets get started
first soak the bannapeels in vodka for 3 minutes 4 is too long 5 is right out the number of minutes of the soaking shal be three

next preheat your oven to 350 degrees some pepole just like to put it on clean and walk away with the peels in there but i prefer to slow roast mine.

now you want to coat your bannanapeels with a mixture of water nutmeg powder and maple syrup this helps release the natural bananadine in the bannannas and gives it a nice flavor when smoked

your time may vary but you want to cook the peals untill they are black and crispy you want the sticky resin like substance that will leak out onto your cookie sheet

but dont cook them till they are smokeing usualy it takes me about 40-50 minutes you have to watch them to make sure to get them just on there verege is they smoke then you are desroying PRECIOUS bannandine

next step is to sit back and enjoy pack and bowl and take that shit to the head make sure to hold it for at least 5 seconds to get all of the bannanadine out of it i find the high to be kind of like marijuana but with lsd like visuals

but most importantly ENJOY!!! your nearly free legal high well free if you like bannannas
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OP needs to learn to spell. Its not "peal" its "peel".
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its not the peal its whats in it see the trick to bananadine is you take the peels from many bannanas now the bannandine is trapped in the peels.

you need at least 5 banana peels now lets get started
first soak the bannapeels in vodka for 3 minutes 4 is too long 5 is right out the number of minutes of the soaking shal be three

next preheat your oven to 350 degrees some pepole just like to put it on clean and walk away with the peels in there but i prefer to slow roast mine.

now you want to coat your bannanapeels with a mixture of water nutmeg powder and maple syrup this helps release the natural bananadine in the bannannas and gives it a nice flavor when smoked

your time may vary but you want to cook the peals untill they are black and crispy you want the sticky resin like substance that will leak out onto your cookie sheet

but dont cook them till they are smokeing usualy it takes me about 40-50 minutes you have to watch them to make sure to get them just on there verege is they smoke then you are desroying PRECIOUS bannandine

next step is to sit back and enjoy pack and bowl and take that shit to the head make sure to hold it for at least 5 seconds to get all of the bannanadine out of it i find the high to be kind of like marijuana but with lsd like visuals

but most importantly ENJOY!!! your nearly free legal high well free if you like bannannas
This dude knows what's up, see you're doing it wrong. Add Raid and/or Jenkem if you're feeling adventurous or want to trip REALLY hard.
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Boy, this takes me back. The old banana peel canard first arose in the sixties. Bullshit then, bullshit now. Never fell for it myself.
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Did I say I believed him? Negative. I said he is stupid for believing whoever told him that. You need to read more carefully.
Brown I am afraid hes right, You just got trolled mate.
And I had spelled Peel wrong on purpose, to make it more believable, Looks like you fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book.
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Oh bananadine, how I've missed you. A great tool for tricking kids since I first discovered &t way back when.
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You should try the toothpaste on orange peels and then eat the mould. It's an LSD like high. Beats the shit out of that banana peels bullshit.


Most on here will agree with me. Banana peels and sprite is supposed to give you an adderall like rush for a few mins too.
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^^ Damn right
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You should try the toothpaste on orange peels and then eat the mould. It's an LSD like high. Beats the shit out of that banana peels bullshit.


Most on here will agree with me. Banana peels and sprite is supposed to give you an adderall like rush for a few mins too.
Thats the good shit right there!
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OP needs to learn to spell. Its not "peal" its "peel".
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ur the stupid 1 4 beliving him. looks like the joke is on u now
That ^


abrown you're fucking stupid. Even brandon is smarter than you.

Fucking troll fodder.
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:07 PM
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abrown you're fucking stupid. Even brandon is smarter than you.

Fucking troll fodder.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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dude you should try coffee
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^best pic of the day.
Your avatar makes me giggle. Makes mah boobs bounce up and down nicely while I do.
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This thread shouldn't have lasted more than 5 posts. You guys disgust me.
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Someone told me if I smoked a Banana Peal, Id get really high.
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But you guys didn't have to lie to me, saying that I should sprinkle Oregano on a Banana Peal and smoke it.
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Your avatar makes me giggle. Makes mah boobs bounce up and down nicely while I do.
pope made it for me, you should ask him to do you one..i think he did dfg's too, not sure if its the current one or not.
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I hear if you shoot yourself in the head you get higher than Jesus!
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pope made it for me, you should ask him to do you one..i think he did dfg's too, not sure if its the current one or not.
I've seen your avatar around for years. Not that it takes anything away from it. Funny shit.

EDIT: I ment the Kitten on your profile. Can we publicly seen avatars on posts? I just see names.

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its not the peal its whats in it see the trick to bananadine is you take the peels from many bannanas now the bannandine is trapped in the peels.

you need at least 5 banana peels now lets get started
first soak the bannapeels in vodka for 3 minutes 4 is too long 5 is right out the number of minutes of the soaking shal be three

next preheat your oven to 350 degrees some pepole just like to put it on clean and walk away with the peels in there but i prefer to slow roast mine.

now you want to coat your bannanapeels with a mixture of water nutmeg powder and maple syrup this helps release the natural bananadine in the bannannas and gives it a nice flavor when smoked

your time may vary but you want to cook the peals untill they are black and crispy you want the sticky resin like substance that will leak out onto your cookie sheet

but dont cook them till they are smokeing usualy it takes me about 40-50 minutes you have to watch them to make sure to get them just on there verege is they smoke then you are desroying PRECIOUS bannandine

next step is to sit back and enjoy pack and bowl and take that shit to the head make sure to hold it for at least 5 seconds to get all of the bannanadine out of it i find the high to be kind of like marijuana but with lsd like visuals

but most importantly ENJOY!!! your nearly free legal high well free if you like bannannas
Lern to fuking spel muthafux. But nice work wiv da monty python refernce
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Well, while banana peels don't get you high, I did read somewhere that they contain good quantities of L-DOPA. While not recreational itself, it could be used to synth any number of unknown research chems, and also MD(M)A
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1) Its PEEL! learn to spell.

2) You're a fucking idiot for even trying.

3) Even more of a fucking idiot for posting this crap here.
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