The too much information thread.

[Actor]

Give too much information about yourself, your life or whatever.

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My anus has been hurting for some reason (not from gay shit) and I have to go to the bathroom so now it's gonna hurt even more

[Vizier]

My uncle gave me herpes once.

[Dionysus]

I put my head through my mothers vagina once.

[brandon]

this thread is imposible cus how could we give 2 much infermashin in a thread that makes u post 2 much infermashin????? if u gave wut it asked 4 it woodnt b 2 much cus then it wood b enuff so its a never ending sicle

[nuclearrabbit]

Originally Posted by brandon

this thread is imposible cus how could we give 2 much infermashin in a thread that makes u post 2 much infermashin????? if u gave wut it asked 4 it woodnt b 2 much cus then it wood b enuff so its a never ending sicle

Probably one of the smartest things you've ever said.

[Phlegm!]

My testicle aches, it's got too much sperm in it.

[i poop in your cereal]

I had a male doctor shove his gloved finger up my ass once.

One of the worst moments of my life.

My dick has never been that small before. It practically shrank into my body cause I was so horrified, disgusted and utterly turned off.

[Actor]

Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal

I had a male doctor shove his gloved finger up my ass once.

One of the worst moments of my life.

My dick has never been that small before. It practically shrank into my body I cause I was so horrified, disgusted and utterly turned off.

Eww LOL... I'd rather just take my chances and get the cancer.

[Vizier]

There are blood tests to detect that now. No need for fingers up the ass.

[Evil con Carne]

I get off on having a full bladder and hold my pee as long as possible

[Jamie Madrox]

I can lick my own asshole

[simonov]

trees personal info

your freind tree his name is chris young http://www.facebook.com/?sk=23618316...m&id=651488459 halifax canada..

[Illegal Immigrant]

i enjoy picking the dead skin off my feet at night before i go to bed.

[Dysgraphia]

I have a 3-ft diameter cyst on my left nut.

[Actor]

Originally Posted by Legal

I have a 3-ft diameter cyst on my left nut.

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I really do have a cyst on my left nut. It's not 3 ft though

[Dysgraphia]

Originally Posted by Actor

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I really do have a cyst on my left nut. It's not 3 ft though

Cool stuff. I got one too. It's super tiny though.

[Isoterrapine]

I think I have worms cause my bumhole is itching and it has been for a couple of week even after a shower it still itches

[Actor]

Originally Posted by Legal

Cool stuff. I got one too. It's super tiny though.

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mines about the size of one of the nuts,sometimes easy to see and other times it's like it's not even there. Sorta depends on the texture of the ballsack (tempature, etc)

[dog with shifty eyes]

This one time, at band camp, I raped a grizzly bear and it liked it.

[FatalOpiate]

Sometimes when I scratch my gooch it smells like your moms pussy.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by Vizier

My uncle gave me herpes once.

ONCE!? You only need to get it once, it lasts forever.

[Tickbaby]

Originally Posted by Jamie Madrox

I can lick my own asshole

I can't.

[TheGreenDoctor]

Originally Posted by Chemical Intercourse

i enjoy picking the dead skin off my feet at night before i go to bed.

I'm doing that right now, with nail clippers.

[Unwyred]

Somehow my body secretes excess testosterone through my nipples; it started when I was a teenager and I freaked the fuck out and went to the doctor for it. They took a sample and when the tests came back they literally told me that I ooze manliness.

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Somehow my body secretes excess testosterone through my nipples; it started when I was a teenager and I freaked the fuck out and went to the doctor for it. They took a sample and when the tests came back they literally told me that I ooze manliness.

I have that same thing, but its from my dick.

[EllisD]

I used to run naked through my yard at night as an adrenaline rush

[vnorberto]

i have lung complications stemming from premature birth .

my frontal lobe is damaged.

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

Originally Posted by vnorberto

i have lung complications stemming from premature birth .

my frontal lobe is damaged.

You're also ugly as fuck.

[JFish15]

I once performed and got performed oral sex by my 6 year old step-cousin when I was 9, but I couldn't get a boner.

Wait, what???