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I'm in a situation with the courts where I have to ether be employed or do 10 hrs community service/week I have anxiety and haven't worked in 5 months and i'm just wondering what an easy/laid back job is thats easy to get. Stuff like McDonalds or a grocery store or something gay like that isn't an option. Heres my ideas I came up with just thinking.

-Gas station
-Car wash
-Concession stand
-some factory job doing some mundane task
-Some stand at the mall
-Receptionist at some place that keeps old records
-Mail room
-Parking ramp

...Any other ideas? Thanks a million.
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I'm in a situation with the courts where I have to ether be employed or do 10 hrs community service/week I have anxiety and haven't worked in 5 months and i'm just wondering what an easy/laid back job is thats easy to get. Stuff like McDonalds or a grocery store or something gay like that isn't an option. Heres my ideas I came up with just thinking.

-Gas station
-Car wash
-Concession stand
-some factory job doing some mundane task
-Some stand at the mall
-Receptionist at some place that keeps old records (probably the easiest job on earth, you'd sit there doing nothing)
-Mail room
...Any other ideas? Thanks a million.
Customer service representative Or learn how to use a forklift and do that.
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Go for a stocking job where you can be behind the scenes at a walmart or a target.
My buddy gets paid $10 an hour stressfree stocking shelves
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Go for a stocking job where you can be behind the scenes at a walmart or a target.
My buddy gets paid $10 an hour stressfree stocking shelves
Yeah but Customer Service and the forklift shit pays more for less work if you ask me.

Not a bad job either dough. I had a friend that was hired at Wal-Mart and he just let a Mexican dude forklift him up on top of the highest shelves, then he would find a spot cameras didn't cover and proceed to sleep during his whole shift.

Sometimes he would also punch in, go back hom, sleep, then come back at end of shift and punch out. He got paid too. Well until they found out a few weeks later.
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Garbage truck driver? Some kind of com truck driver maybe.
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Not a bad job either dough. I had a friend that was hired at Wal-Mart and he just let a Mexican dude forklift him up on top of the highest shelves, then he would find a spot cameras didn't cover and proceed to sleep during his whole shift.
lol, sounds like me. I used to work at Kroger and I'd climb up in the storage area above the dairy cooler and sleep behind some boxes.
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Old 02-20-2010, 03:24 AM
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Go for a stocking job where you can be behind the scenes at a walmart or a target.
My buddy gets paid $10 an hour stressfree stocking shelves
I did this at Target for awhile.
It's pretty chill, I mean as long as you show up you're not gonna get fired, but i was an extremely slow worker and they started to get on my case about it after awhile.

The other thing is those jobs are graveyard shift. Getting up at 3am every morning isn't fun after awhile.
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telemarketing, you get paid to mildly insult people on the phone
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Yeah but Customer Service and the forklift shit pays more for less work if you ask me.

Not a bad job either dough. I had a friend that was hired at Wal-Mart and he just let a Mexican dude forklift him up on top of the highest shelves, then he would find a spot cameras didn't cover and proceed to sleep during his whole shift.

Sometimes he would also punch in, go back hom, sleep, then come back at end of shift and punch out. He got paid too. Well until they found out a few weeks later.
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telemarketing, you get paid to mildly insult people on the phone
I got sued for 4.5 grans from a telemarketing company because I wasn't intentionally defrauding clients (or was I?). I managed to sue them back and won.
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I just got a job at Jimmy Johns. Pretty fuckin easy, n everyone smokes pot.
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ull never get over ur anxiety by playing it safe. just try 2 get jobs at fast food or groshrey store i herd somtimes it can actualy b fun if u werk with the rite ppl
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Telemarketing. It's piss easy, you get paid pretty well, and some bosses will let you insult the people you call when they get irate.

If you live in California, good luck at getting any job other than telemarketing. Forget trying to get hired in the food/service industry, because they pretty much only hire mexicans, and the few places that hire whites already have a shitload of applicants. And because so many places are going out of business, the more successful companies are taking employees from the businesses that went broke.(which really sucks for people like you and me)
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The easiest job I had was a part time gig at a supermarket. I spent the majority of my time throwing pots of creme, yoghurt and other such things onto the fridge walls. I used to steal lots and lots of food. You had to do some work but whilst doing it you could get away with a lot. When I was refilling the cake shelves I used to open up packs and take a few bites. If I got thirsty I'd rip the top off some juice and put it on the "broken" stand, and drink it when my boss wasn't looking. I'd take 10 packs of chewing gum if they left the multipack boxes open in the warehouse. On my breaks, I'd go up to the canteen, shake the vending machine, and get five or six chocolate bars and give them away to people for free. Most of the people working there were young like myself so it was pretty much a blast, remarkably tons of decent pussy there, too.

Shitty pay, shitty job, but plenty of ways to retain your dignity through stealing. I got caught stealing once, my supervisor saw me and said:

"Hey, is that a Mars Milkshake?"
"Yeah, it is."
"I've been looking for those."

He took the multipack, slipped two in his bag and cracked one open and from that moment on we worked as a team, stealing huge amounts of food.

Stealing was so rife you'd even get geeks from school working there and doing it, funny as fuck watching some geek chug a litre of juice behind the bosses back.

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Another easy job I had was as a CAD/CAM Technician for a small furniture place. I used to sit and watch movies most of the time. Got caught a few times, too, they didn't give too much of a shit. I quit the job as it was boring as hell working alone. Not too far away from what I do now, although I don't have my own office now.

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2 words.

Bridge Operator.

It was one of my fathers first jobs and he told me how fucking boring it was. He read the whole fucking bible front to back just for the hell of it.

Its honestly what I want to do. Lots of downtime, waiting for a little bit of serious work, then more downtown. Getting paid to sit around, I think I could fucking solve all of humanities problems.

Truck driver seems legit too. I might make that a career choice if whatever else fails. Don't have to talk deal with the public, probably listen to some tunes, drink/eat when you want. I don't know much about it but it sounds legit.
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most military jobs, they pay you to bum around and wait to get your head blown off.

put it this way, there paying you to fight, so as long as theres no enemies all you realy need to do is menial chores, and training occasionally.

im looking into becoming a pilot, they get paid full time, but realistically they only fly an hour a day.
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I applied to this sports complex place on monday for concessions. They haven't called me or anything yet : (

I know that two highschool kids work there, so I think i'll have an advantage because I can be available anytime and they won't have to give me as many break cause i'm not a minor.
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Yeah but Customer Service and the forklift shit pays more for less work if you ask me.

Not a bad job either dough. I had a friend that was hired at Wal-Mart and he just let a Mexican dude forklift him up on top of the highest shelves, then he would find a spot cameras didn't cover and proceed to sleep during his whole shift.

Sometimes he would also punch in, go back hom, sleep, then come back at end of shift and punch out. He got paid too. Well until they found out a few weeks later.
Forklift doesn't pay decent until you have 3 years experience.

They are easy as fuck and are a life saver for replacing bulbs in a giant warehouse
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Gas station isn't as laid back as you might think, unless you work late or early. I guess it depends on the place and how busy they are.

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Truck driver seems legit too. I might make that a career choice if whatever else fails. Don't have to talk deal with the public, probably listen to some tunes, drink/eat when you want. I don't know much about it but it sounds legit.
That would be pretty sweet, but it takes a while to get the required licenses and you work long/awkward hours

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Truck driver did sound awesome to me, too bad i got a dui!
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best bet:
Walmart night shift as a stock boy
( laid back, take your time, hardly have to talk to anyone cus others are all over the store usualy)

or, factory work
Fast paced usually, but good pay and dont have to talk to people, and when you do, both jobs are small talk
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Walmart night shift as a stock boy
( laid back, take your time, hardly have to talk to anyone cus others are all over the store usualy)

or, factory work
Fast paced usually, but good pay and dont have to talk to people, and when you do, both jobs are small talk
I heard from somebody that walmart has some sort of system in to see how much your stocking per hour/shift or something to make sure your not dragging and getting everything done in plenty of time for the morning hours. I dunno if its true, but if so that would make it suck much more.
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Nightshift stock kicks arse, less imbociles to put up with.
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I just want to point out that depending on what city you live in or the area of your city being a gas station clerk will not be chill. Around where I live those places are constantly getting robbed or having some type of of illegal activity with lots of cops showing up going on, then again I live in a ghetto city. It would be pretty shitty getting shot while being paid minimum wage.
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Nightshift stock kicks arse, less imbociles to put up with.
Annnnnnnd I lol'ed.

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I heard from somebody that walmart has some sort of system in to see how much your stocking per hour/shift or something to make sure your not dragging and getting everything done in plenty of time for the morning hours. I dunno if its true, but if so that would make it suck much more.
it's true, at target at least. only part i hated about the job.
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They problem with these easy jobs is that they're all boring as shit. I would go crazy if I had to spend hours stocking shelves. Kill me now.

How about an easy job where I can spend most the time surfing the internet?

Right now I work IT and its pretty chill. Suppose you get 3 machines you need to reformat, you spend half the time glancing over at the loading bar while you're watching pirated movies or posting on Zoklet. Best job ever, no joke. Sometimes when I'm lucky, I can come in for a 4hr shift and spend 3hrs just playing online games. I fear for the day when I might have to get a real job, I don't think I could handle actually working.
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Loss Prevention. Make your own hours, travel unsupervised from store to store, boss is at head office in another city, spend a lot of time lounging in court, mostly easy arrests with very little fuss, good starting wage, fun to do.
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Thanks for feedback. That one place hasn't called back yet so i'm gonna apply to some parking ramps and try to be the cashier in the booth.
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Anything that's not owned by a chain. Best job I ever had was as a cook/pizza chef/delivery driver for a small italian restaraunt. It was really busy for 3hrs or so out of my 7hr shifts, and the rest of the time I read, listened to music, and cooked myself food. I had to work on superbowl sunday, so my boss brought in a television and put it in the back for me to watch. After kickoff, there were no further orders, so I proceeded to get drunk and watch the superbowl.

I did so many drugs at that job. And got my friends hired whenever they needed work. After a year of working there, there were only maybe two people besides the owner that outranked me, so I could basically choose my own hours and what I wanted to do. It was sick. I miss it

Edit: Can't believe I forgot about it, but next month (weather permitting) I'll be going back to my seasonal work as a cemetery laborer. I don't get paid a great deal, but I love the work. There aren't any bitchy customers to deal with, there's no direct supervision by the boss, we take breaks frequently and whenever anyone wants one (If someone stops for a cigarette, everyone else takes a 5-10 minute break), and while we technically have a set time to get out at the end of the day, if we're tired or if the weather is shitty, we just go home after a few hours, and still get paid for the whole day. It's outdoor work in a peaceful setting. Can't beat it.

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Edit: Can't believe I forgot about it, but next month (weather permitting) I'll be going back to my seasonal work as a cemetery laborer. I don't get paid a great deal, but I love the work. There aren't any bitchy customers to deal with, there's no direct supervision by the boss, we take breaks frequently and whenever anyone wants one (If someone stops for a cigarette, everyone else takes a 5-10 minute break), and while we technically have a set time to get out at the end of the day, if we're tired or if the weather is shitty, we just go home after a few hours, and still get paid for the whole day. It's outdoor work in a peaceful setting. Can't beat it.
So you just go and dig big holes in the ground?
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