I have an imaginary girlfriend...

[driveby .]

It is a pillow. I named her kim. She is based on a girl I talked two when I was 15. I have sex with her, by jacking off through the fabric of the pillow. She has brown hair, and some freckles on the cheeck bones.

[Nefret]

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd

[The English Gentleman]

I would like to end you, this is epicly pathetic either way you look at it. either it is a shitty troll thread for affection and attention he does not get from his worthless parents or it is the truth and then, well that is just as pathetic.

[Fetus-Smasher]

Soooo, do you have a seperate pillow? Or do you just lay down afterward on the warm goo inside your girlfriend?

[240SXAppeal]

He lays down beside it most likely, the smell of the goo inside his girlfriend has got to be what puts him to sleep at night

[Staples_AOK]

that's pathetic stop it

[chucktaylor]

I have done that before, also. But I usually use a fleshlight.

[Vizier]

[Fetus-Smasher]

Ima fuck my pillow tonight. Real raw. Then light it on fire. It will be like prom night all over again.

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

My imaginary girlfriend is named Amber, she has chubby cheeks, blond hair and a killer body. She cheats on me though

[Macgruber]

lol bant

[Tokerface]

your shit at trolling
GTFO

[psycho_8b]

Well...You may wanna go tell your pillow about the bastard who closed this thread for being retarded. Maybe it'll let you lay there while it does all the work.

Don't hold your breath on that though.